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May 14th, 2003, 04:45 AM
Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
What is a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.
What is a dynamic malayalee called ?
Pheno-Menon.
Why did the malayalee crossed the road ?
Simbly.
What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.
How was wire invented?
Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Why is India a banana republic?
Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi
What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What is a jiving Sardar called?
Breakdan Singh.
Khalistan Jokes:
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific
National Airline: Itthe Pacific
National Anthem: Sten gun man
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.
Khalistan's national song?
Bande marte hum.
A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.
A famous Khalistani profession?
Jarnailism.
khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA
the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL
national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL
the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA
a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH
what does a sardarjee say to a whore ? .. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A :- 'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.
Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to
Hindustani Music ?
A :- Raga Kirvani.
Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A :- 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.
Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A :- telan-gana-mana ...
Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A :- A.P days are here again ...
What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatter Jee.
Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
Har Mandir Singh.
What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million Iyer
Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
Journal Singh
What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
Mr. Goosh
Who is he who visited the Russia-China border?
Long Wall
Who is that guy who enlightens others?
Lanthanwalla
What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her Pal Singh
What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a
white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
Surrender Singh
Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?
A : Millionayar
Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
A : M - O yet another O N.
cheers..................................
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
What is a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.
What is a dynamic malayalee called ?
Pheno-Menon.
Why did the malayalee crossed the road ?
Simbly.
What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.
How was wire invented?
Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Why is India a banana republic?
Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi
What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What is a jiving Sardar called?
Breakdan Singh.
Khalistan Jokes:
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific
National Airline: Itthe Pacific
National Anthem: Sten gun man
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.
Khalistan's national song?
Bande marte hum.
A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.
A famous Khalistani profession?
Jarnailism.
khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA
the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL
national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL
the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA
a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH
what does a sardarjee say to a whore ? .. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A :- 'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.
Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to
Hindustani Music ?
A :- Raga Kirvani.
Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A :- 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.
Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A :- telan-gana-mana ...
Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A :- A.P days are here again ...
What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatter Jee.
Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
Har Mandir Singh.
What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million Iyer
Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
Journal Singh
What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
Mr. Goosh
Who is he who visited the Russia-China border?
Long Wall
Who is that guy who enlightens others?
Lanthanwalla
What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her Pal Singh
What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a
white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
Surrender Singh
Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?
A : Millionayar
Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
A : M - O yet another O N.
cheers..................................