ajaynehra
July 3rd, 2004, 01:55 PM
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never earn as much salary as business executives, sales people & Management guys. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1:
Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2:
Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3:
(as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time
It therefore follows:
Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money, we have:
Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work/Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion 1:
The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Conclusion 2:
This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more
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be Happy , I am an Engineer as well as MBA :o)
Postulate 1:
Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2:
Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3:
(as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time
It therefore follows:
Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money, we have:
Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work/Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion 1:
The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Conclusion 2:
This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more
---------------
be Happy , I am an Engineer as well as MBA :o)