taruntokas
July 14th, 2004, 01:42 AM
1. When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one
hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket.
2. A door will snap shut behind you only when you have left the keys
inside room.
3. When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue,
your nose will start to itch.
4. Your insurance will cover everything but what has
happened.
5. When things seem to be going well, you've probably
forgotten to do something.
6. When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't
followed all the instructions.
7. If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his,
it's probably because you have not realized the seriousness
of the problem.
8. Most problems are not created nor solved, they only
change appearances.
9. You will run to answer the telephone just as the party
hangs up on you.
10. Whenever one wants to connect with the internet, the
call you;ve been waiting for all day will arrive.
11. If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your
time, they will always be at the same time.
12. The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it
is exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi.
13. The probability that one will spill food on one's
clothes is directly proportional to the need to be clean.
14. Each and every body submerged in a bathtub will cause
the phone to ring.
15. Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the
doorbell to ring.
16. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost
of one's hairdo.
17. After discarding something not used for years, you will
need it one week later.
18. Arriving early for an appointment will cause the
receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone
else has arrived before you.
hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket.
2. A door will snap shut behind you only when you have left the keys
inside room.
3. When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue,
your nose will start to itch.
4. Your insurance will cover everything but what has
happened.
5. When things seem to be going well, you've probably
forgotten to do something.
6. When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't
followed all the instructions.
7. If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his,
it's probably because you have not realized the seriousness
of the problem.
8. Most problems are not created nor solved, they only
change appearances.
9. You will run to answer the telephone just as the party
hangs up on you.
10. Whenever one wants to connect with the internet, the
call you;ve been waiting for all day will arrive.
11. If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your
time, they will always be at the same time.
12. The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it
is exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi.
13. The probability that one will spill food on one's
clothes is directly proportional to the need to be clean.
14. Each and every body submerged in a bathtub will cause
the phone to ring.
15. Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the
doorbell to ring.
16. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost
of one's hairdo.
17. After discarding something not used for years, you will
need it one week later.
18. Arriving early for an appointment will cause the
receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone
else has arrived before you.