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nitiz
September 23rd, 2004, 01:28 PM
Look one actor I admire is Sunil Dutt the movies putting dollops of drama and suspense and everlasting Love songs and Now in recent year i start falling for this guy "Munna Bhai" Our very own Dutt Ji Son.. Im not sure if any one here In Jatland ( ashvini Choudhary and Harvinder mallik) is thinking of making a sequel But I have a plot ready.

****This is write up I come across and edited to best to put here *****

The film opens with Munna’s henchmen persuading him to become a neta. All parties ignore his plea for ticket because of his long history-sheet. But when he sends 10 “petis” (of 1000-rupee notes, of course) The ticket is sent to his den pronto.

His followers’ slogan, “Vote diya to lootenge, nahin diya to kootenge".Most voters think that getting robbed is better than getting murdered and back him whole-heartedly.
Only a petite girl( our very own Sonali..!!), the heroine, campaigns against him. So Munna goes to her public meeting and hugs and kisses her before everyone.So " Sonali" bowled over by this macho man and accepts him as her darling. That takes care of the romance angle.
Munna wins by 15 lakh votes in a constituency with 10 lakh votes.The CEC wants to protest but his father is fond of playing carrom with Munna’s men..!!
Munna makes his maiden speech in Parliament and uses such red-hot words “Ma-****” and “Behen-****” so live telecast has to be stopped.

Haha...Thats all till Interval...!!

Regards

Niti

anujkadyan
September 23rd, 2004, 03:15 PM
waiting for the after interval scene...


act 2 ????

nice one...

anilkc
September 23rd, 2004, 05:19 PM
Suggested Movie Title: Munnabhai MLA or Aaj ka MLA Munnabhai (have anyone seen this movie: aaj ka MLA ramavtar ?).
I think another sequel Munabhai LLB is already in making.

sonalisingh
September 23rd, 2004, 10:15 PM
Yeh kya Jiji. Sonali ka bas itna hi role pehle half main ?

Aur haan, Sonali puri script padh kar he sign karegi. Bol deeye deti hoon. Han !

Main Amitabh Ji ki terah galti nahin karoongi jo friends ke waaste kisi bhi script ko sign kar dain. Yeh aakhir meri image ka sawaal hai, jiji.

:-D

[quote]Mrs Niti (Sep 23, 2004 03:58 a.m.):
Only a petite girl( our very own Sonali..!!), the heroine, campaigns against him. So Munna goes to her public meeting and hugs and kisses her before everyone.So " Sonali" bowled over by this macho man and accepts him as her darling. That takes care of the romance angle.

haritta
September 24th, 2004, 04:05 AM
Hi Niti
if u r really fan of sunju then u have a chance to meet him. attend the sanawar founders which starts on ocotber 2nd as he is old sanawrian and is the chief guest this year at founders. And sanwar is not far from chandigarh. so have fun meeting him.

nitiz
September 24th, 2004, 09:59 AM
Hello..!!
Baljit,

Thanks for this information, I know sanwar is near to Kasuali....Paar yaar I not being student or alumani of this school so will they allow me..!!....App ka koyi Links hu Tu please help me out..!!

regards

Niti

nitiz
September 24th, 2004, 10:23 AM
Haa...JIJI..!!

Sonali..!!

Love to see you back, infact i had put this one for you only...Role tu aap ke hisaab se Laamba - Choota kar lenge..!!
Par Yaar I am in neck deep in a trouble in my real life, I need certain advice ...since I
hope you are good in judge-ing people psyhic Just drop a private mail dear..!!,I am damm serious.!!...Not that serious also..!!

Regards
Niti

rkumar
September 24th, 2004, 07:19 PM
Role tu aap ke hisaab se Laamba - Choota kar lenge..!!

Regards
Niti[/quote]

hahhaha...haan role has to be of appropriate size...because;

" The role should like the skirt of a woman, long enough to cover her parts and short enough to keep the interest..".....hahahhaha

Rajendra

rkumar
September 24th, 2004, 07:21 PM
Mrs Niti (Sep 24, 2004 12:53 a.m.):
Haa...JIJI..!!

Sonali..!!

Par Yaar I am in neck deep in a trouble in my real life, I need certain advice ...since I
hope you are good in judge-ing people psyhic Just drop a private mail dear..!!,I am damm serious.!!...Not that serious also..!!

Regards
Niti

hahhahaah..Niti ji Sonali ki salah agar lee to pakka court kachehree ke chakkar lagaogee...Jatland par aur bhi bahut samajhdaar log hain jo out of court settlement karkara vakeelon ki fees bachwa denge aapkee...LOL

Rajendra

nitiz
September 24th, 2004, 09:38 PM
Sir..!!!

Rajender ji..!!

If you are that eager to help me out please drop Your mail at my personal mail...!!....LooK sir ...." Maamla Dil ka hain "..!!....Is le koyi dildaar should respond like Sonali..!!

regards
Niti

rkumar
September 24th, 2004, 10:25 PM
Mrs Niti (Sep 24, 2004 12:08 p.m.):
Sir..!!!

Rajender ji..!!

If you are that eager to help me out please drop Your mail at my personal mail...!!....LooK sir ...." Maamla Dil ka hain "..!!....Is le koyi dildaar should respond like Sonali..!!

regards
Niti

ojee samajh gaye ki dil da mamla hai...LOL ...bina lifafa khole hi majboon samjh gayee thee hum......hahahah...akhir dil ke muamle hi itna sangeen hotte hain...LOL..ye lo ji...yeh Sonali Bhala kab se Dildar ho gayee...yeh to aap ultee ganaga pahad par chadha rahee hain....Sonali ke seene me jara bhi dil hota naa, ub takk wo kisi ko de chukee hotee....LOL...

hamara email to 24 hrs open hai ji...

kumar_r@vsnl.com

kabhi bhi likh bhejiye dil ka marz....kuch ne kuch dawa daaroo likh hi bhejenge....

Rajendra

sonalisingh
September 25th, 2004, 05:29 AM
Niti Jiji:

You can reach me at no1vakil@yahoo.com


Mrs Niti (Sep 24, 2004 12:53 a.m.):
Haa...JIJI..!!

Sonali..!!

Love to see you back, infact i had put this one for you only...Role tu aap ke hisaab se Laamba - Choota kar lenge..!!
Par Yaar I am in neck deep in a trouble in my real life, I need certain advice ...since I
hope you are good in judge-ing people psyhic Just drop a private mail dear..!!,I am damm serious.!!...Not that serious also..!!

Regards
Niti

sonalisingh
September 25th, 2004, 05:32 AM
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 24, 2004 09:51 a.m.):
Jatland par aur bhi bahut samajhdaar log hain

Oh Rajendra ! Tum bhi na bas...Bahot hasante ho !

sonalisingh
September 25th, 2004, 05:39 AM
:-D

Kya karoon Rajendra Ji...

Jab Sonali ne kisse ko dil diya usne Sonali ko thukra diya :-( ...Aur Sonali di hui cheez waapis nahin leti...

Ab toh yeh bedil Sonali ne socc rakha hai "Pyar Vyar gaya ghaas khane..."



Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 24, 2004 01:04 p.m.):
yeh Sonali Bhala kab se Dildar ho gayee...yeh to aap ultee ganaga pahad par chadha rahee hain....Sonali ke seene me jara bhi dil hota naa, ub takk wo kisi ko de chukee hotee....LOL...

Rajendra

rkumar
September 25th, 2004, 02:45 PM
Sonali Singh (Sep 24, 2004 08:09 p.m.):
:-D

Kya karoon Rajendra Ji...

Jab Sonali ne kisse ko dil diya usne Sonali ko thukra diya :-( ...Aur Sonali di hui cheez waapis nahin leti...

Ab toh yeh bedil Sonali ne socc rakha hai "Pyar Vyar gaya ghaas khane..."


[quote][b]

I know...

dil ka baat kahe dilwala, choti si bat , ne mirch masalaa....
hum aapke thukraaye hue dil ka dard samajh sakte hain...bas fark yeh hai ki hamara dil thokren khaa khakar bhi be-sharamon ke tarah ghar laut aata hai aur unke geet gata rahta hai.....LOL

Wiase ek baat kahoon...wo dil bhi kiya jisne thokren ne khaayee hon...badi kismat wali ho aap ki aisa nazuk dil paya hai...LOL

There is a sher in one of my Gazal, which you must take note of;

"Kis kaam ka wo dil, jo ne ho saka kisi ka
kab chal basen, kiya bharosa zindgi ka"

take my advice, thukraya hua dil wapas le lo..uskee marham patti karwao...aur fir piyar ke maidan me utaar do us dil ko...pakka wo baazi jeet kar aayegaa....hahahhaha...yeh hamara waida hai....jeet gayee to hamari fees bhej dena.....hahahaha

Rajendra

manish_tomer
September 25th, 2004, 03:44 PM
Long since i was here. things have changed !!!!!!

anyway for munna bhai fans they are coming up with a new movie not sure whether its sequel.

sonalisingh
September 25th, 2004, 10:33 PM
Arre na Sahib Ji !

Ek tajurba bahot hai ! Inn sab cheejo mein dard zyaada khushi kam hai. Yeh Payaar Vyaar toh ek moving target hoti hai. Aaj kucch lagta hai, kal kucch lagega.

I know...I know...I am opening up myself to "saccha pyar" and such bhassans...Lekin apun ke yeh sab baska nahin raha. Ek oonchi si pahadi thi jo ab paar kar li hai. Usko dobara paar karne ki koi iccha nahin hai.

Ab toh yeh bedil Sonali apni mast bedilli zindagi mein hi anand lena seekh chuki hai. Iska bhi apna maja hai. Zindagi jine ke liye toh relationships of convenience toh banate hi rehna hai...lekin iss pyar vyar se bacche rahen toh accha hai.




Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 25, 2004 06:18 a.m.):
There is a sher in one of my Gazal, which you must take note of;

"Kis kaam ka wo dil, jo ne ho saka kisi ka
kab chal basen, kiya bharosa zindgi ka"

take my advice, thukraya hua dil wapas le lo..uskee marham patti karwao...aur fir piyar ke maidan me utaar do us dil ko...pakka wo baazi jeet kar aayegaa....hahahhaha...yeh hamara waida hai....jeet gayee to hamari fees bhej dena.....hahahaha

Rajendra

rkumar
September 25th, 2004, 11:22 PM
[quote]Sonali Singh (Sep 25, 2004 01:03 p.m.):
Arre na Sahib Ji !

Ek tajurba bahot hai ! Inn sab cheejo mein dard zyaada khushi kam hai. Yeh Payaar Vyaar toh ek moving target hoti hai. Aaj kucch lagta hai, kal kucch lagega.

I know...I know...I am opening up myself to "saccha pyar" and such bhassans...Lekin apun ke yeh sab baska nahin raha. Ek oonchi si pahadi thi jo ab paar kar li hai. Usko dobara paar karne ki koi iccha nahin hai.

Ab toh yeh bedil Sonali apni mast bedilli zindagi mein hi anand lena seekh chuki hai. Iska bhi apna maja hai. Zindagi jine ke liye toh relationships of convenience toh banate hi rehna hai...lekin iss pyar vyar se bacche rahen toh accha hai.



[quote]

Jai Shre Ram....AApke khayaal bahut naik hain...inhe bas aise hi saaf rakhiyega aur zamin par bilkul mat utaariyega..kahin maile ne ho jayen.....hahahaha..

Rajendra