Think Before You Drink.............???

[devdahiya]

BEFORE YOU FORM A DRINKING HABIT,PLEASE GO THROUGH THIS....AND IF YOU STILL FEEL OK WITH THAT,THEN WHO AM I TO ADVISE YOU.


IF YOU DRINK:


You are sure to stink
You will break all the link
You will develop a kink
Your both eyes will wink
Your blood will go pink
You will develop a chink
You will be a social DE-Link
You will always jink
You will slowly shrink
You will reach the brink
you are sure to sink
So better you think

MY GOSH.....YOU STILL WANT TO DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....INK.

THEN.............YOU ARE A MINK................................???

[raj2rif]

Very Well Said Dahiya Ji,

[devdahiya]

DEAR MEMBERS,

Please read the message and don't go by heading please.







DEV

[devdahiya]

My request to all worthy members............Please stay away from drinking as it kills the virtue.

[suchitraa]

very well said dahiya ji.if every body starts thinking like u then i am quite sure this world will turn into heaven.

[devdahiya]

Six and more pegs daily will kill you in 5 years
4-5 pegs a day will kill you in 7-8 years
3 pegs a day[for 2-3 years] will make you sick for life
1-2 pegs a day[for 4-5 years] will harm your liver beyond repair
1-2 drinks a week may be good for your health
A drink or two ]may be three] once a while will make you feel like a king.
If you have taken an outh..not to have a drink ever...then chances are that there is something wrong some where.



Decide-2..Its up to us!

[yudhvirmor]

[quote=devdahiya;123244]Six and more pegs daily will kill you in 5 years
4-5 pegs a day will kill you in 7-8 years


kaka this is ambigious, If dont drink then its something wrong and if we drink then, we gonna die or liver damage.

Ek baat bato, weekend pare ek adi beer pene see se konsi catergory main jaate hain, yaaa apke pass uske liye bhi koi post hai

hahahahahaaha.....:D :D

[yudhvirmor]

well said dahiya ji.if every body starts thinking like u then i am quite sure this world will turn into heaven.[/quote]

Pooja ji Dharti peh badiya time pass ho raha hai, Heaven main ke karenge:confused: :confused:

Diversity gives beauty to the world..

:) :) :)

[devdahiya]

[quote=devdahiya;123244]Six and more pegs daily will kill you in 5 years
4-5 pegs a day will kill you in 7-8 years


kaka this is ambigious, If dont drink then its something wrong and if we drink then, we gonna die or liver damage.

Ek baat bato, weekend pare ek adi beer pene see se konsi catergory main jaate hain, yaaa apke pass uske liye bhi koi post hai

hahahahahaaha.....:D :D




Kheench gya merre batte..ha..ha..ha.......Keh te raakhi se akk 1-2 drinks a week......Tanne week end banna diya uska.Lagge raho..jo jee mei aawei wahhe karo bhai.Parr tum yo sillaggna chhodd dyo bess. Ha..ha..ha.KILLKI@SILAGGNA.

[devdahiya]

well said dahiya ji.if every body starts thinking like u then i am quite sure this world will turn into heaven.

Pooja ji Dharti peh badiya time pass ho raha hai, Heaven main ke karenge:confused: :confused:

Diversity gives beauty to the world..

:) :) :)[/QUOTE]



Ghanni diversity bi mannass maar ho sei Yudhvir bhai.

[yudhvirmor]

Ghanni diversity bi mannass maar ho sei Yudhvir bhai.[/quote]

Dahiya shaab din itna bigan badiya shuru hota hai appki post pad ke.

Kamal ke insan ho app bi.


kaka i am Teetotaler on weekdays, kabi kabi ek aad data sung liya kara sanivaar nai

kilki... :D :D Datta sung liya kara...:D :D :D

[skarmveer]

Dahiya Sahab,

Pahali mey kaho ho peena theek nahi or ismay kaho ho 1-2 peg mey koi baat
nahi doono bbat nahi chalangee or eak baat or Jattan pey yeo baniyagiri na hoti ya to peaga nahi or peaga to bher pet peeaga.

Isliyea na peena hee aachha hai.

Raat ko pee sarab to raat kat gaie,
Subh garaali ne puchha hisab to kah jeb kat gaie.

Or yea saari salah aap Chandigarh janey key pahley hee keyo dey rahay ho.

Regards


Six and more pegs daily will kill you in 5 years
4-5 pegs a day will kill you in 7-8 years
3 pegs a day[for 2-3 years] will make you sick for life
1-2 pegs a day[for 4-5 years] will harm your liver beyond repair
1-2 drinks a week may be good for your health
A drink or two ]may be three] once a while will make you feel like a king.
If you have taken an outh..not to have a drink ever...then chances are that there is something wrong some where.



Decide-2..Its up to us!

[swati]

BEFORE YOU FORM A DRINKING HABIT,PLEASE GO THROUGH THIS....AND IF YOU STILL FEEL OK WITH THAT,THEN WHO AM I TO ADVISE YOU.


IF YOU DRINK:


You are sure to stink
You will break all the link
You will develop a kink
Your both eyes will wink
Your blood will go pink
You will develop a chink
You will be a social DE-Link
You will always jink
You will slowly shrink
You will reach the brink
you are sure to sink
So better you think

MY GOSH.....YOU STILL WANT TO DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....INK.

THEN.............YOU ARE A MINK................................???

nice one bhaiya

pyaar ka nasha kam hai kya jo log peene ka shara lete hai:p :D

[swati]

DEAR MEMBERS,

Please read the message and don't go by heading please.







DEV


My request to all worthy members............Please stay away from drinking as it kills the virtue.

jaat hokey pina dher sharam ki baat hai
so i request u to all those drinker -- pina chod do nahi to aise duboge uk baharey likdan ka koi raah ni paawe

[devdahiya]

jaat hokey pina dher sharam ki baat hai
so i request u to all those drinker -- pina chod do nahi to aise duboge uk baharey likdan ka koi raah ni paawe



Ha..ha...ha..ha...Bobo i liked your style of addressing ppl..Great BOBo!

[dndeswal]

jaat hokey pina dher sharam ki baat hai
so i request u to all those drinker -- pina chod do nahi to aise duboge uk baharey likdan ka koi raah ni paawe

I am a teetotaller. BTW in Haryanavi, 'hokey' is plural of 'Hokka' (hukka) which is favourite of village based Taus. Please do not use this bold sentence for our Taus. Kyoon Dev ji, theek hai na?

Dont worry Priya, I am just kidding. I am also a non-smoker and have not tasted hukka so far. :)
.

[devdahiya]

I am a teetotaller. BTW in Haryanavi, 'hokey' is plural of 'Hokka' (hukka) which is favourite of village based Taus. Please do not use this bold sentence for our Taus. Kyoon Dev ji, theek hai na?

Dont worry Priya, I am just kidding. I am also a non-smoker and have not tasted hukka so far. :)
.



DND ji, Priya HOKEY na keh thi...Usska matbal thha.....JAT HOKKE[Inspite of being a Jat]....Kyun BOBO..?


It is a WHERRY-WHERRY..funni worlldd..Indeed! Killki@ WHERRY-WHERRY.

[balrajsejwal]

very good post, i believe that children learnt from their parents, my
grandfather never smoked or drink and he was pure vegeterian, my father
led the life same way and now me, i had never smoke or drink and am
pure vegetarian, although my village is very fond of DAARU,LOL

[nd-chora]

CHUTTATI KOUNNA, ROJ SHANJH NE GAADI KA STERRING THEKKE KAANI APNE AAP MUDD JA SH, JANNU HALLI-HALLI BAATCHADI KHETT KAANI APNE AAP CHALLI JAYA KARRE NE.......SH KOYE JUGAAD.....PINIYAN TE PUCHUN SHUN.... NA PINIYEN TE PARCHAR KARA KERREN;) ;)

[yudhvirmor]

[quote=nd-chora;123328]CHUTTATI KOUNNA, ROJ SHANJH NE


Bhai office main padal jaya kar, Gadi ke adat kharab hai yaa toh , tere kona:D :D :D

Tera thodi jee kare hai, Tere Gadi kaa jee naa lagata Theka dekhe bena :D :D :D :D :D

Bhai Roj matna piya kar, shayam neh excercise kar liya karo yaa fer kahin aur time invest kara karo

[kharub]

Dahiya Ji good public health info ......

now where do you stand on a glass of red one with dinner eveyday ??

I was a bit of a party drinker in my teens ... You know nightclubs and all .. a bit of drinking on the weekends ............... the typical teen lifestyle ...... but definately realised the downfall of it all

So have not had any alcohol to drink for the last three years ... except for the odd glass of red wine with dinner ..........

[ratheetheraist]

BEFORE YOU FORM A DRINKING HABIT,PLEASE GO THROUGH THIS....AND IF YOU STILL FEEL OK WITH THAT,THEN WHO AM I TO ADVISE YOU.


IF YOU DRINK:


You are sure to stink
You will break all the link
You will develop a kink
Your both eyes will wink
Your blood will go pink
You will develop a chink
You will be a social DE-Link
You will always jink
You will slowly shrink
You will reach the brink
you are sure to sink
So better you think

MY GOSH.....YOU STILL WANT TO DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....INK.

THEN.............YOU ARE A MINK................................???

nice one bhaiya

pyaar ka nasha kam hai kya jo log peene ka shara lete hai:p :D

[devdahiya]

nice one bhaiya

pyaar ka nasha kam hai kya jo log peene ka shara lete hai:p :D



BEHAYA...kyun bobo aala chklla lyaya.

[ratheetheraist]

BEHAYA...kyun bobo aala chklla lyaya.

jib apni bhi bhinn ki bhinn sai jo bobo ki saii...:p;):D

arr lyaaunga .. tanney k ?? ;):D:D

[devdahiya]

jib apni bhi bhinn ki bhinn sai jo bobo ki saii...:p;):D

arr lyaaunga .. tanney k ?? ;):D:D



Ter dhhorre apna original kuchh bi konya ke......Haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa.NAKKALCHI BANDDARRI...!

[pnauhwar21]

Peeney wale kahte hain ki peene mein bada maja ata hai, mujhe to in piyakaddon ki harkaten dekh kar bina piye jyada maja ata hai..kabhi bas mein, to kabhi nali mein gire pade hote hain..shaadi mein namoona bankar nachte hain aur hamara manoranjan karte hain..isliye sharab ka nasha na peene walon ko jyada ata hai..

[sunitahooda]

Bikki JI aap koonsey PYAR ki baat kar rey so? batao nai hum nai bi pleeeeeeejj:D :p
nice one bhaiya

pyaar ka nasha kam hai kya jo log peene ka shara lete hai:p :D

[rahultokas]

Peeney wale kahte hain ki peene mein bada maja ata hai, mujhe to in piyakaddon ki harkaten dekh kar bina piye jyada maja ata hai..kabhi bas mein, to kabhi nali mein gire pade hote hain..shaadi mein namoona bankar nachte hain aur hamara manoranjan karte hain..isliye sharab ka nasha na peene walon ko jyada ata hai..


THEEEK KAHII AAPNEY :)

[rajesh1491]

Six and more pegs daily will kill you in 5 years
4-5 pegs a day will kill you in 7-8 years
3 pegs a day[for 2-3 years] will make you sick for life
1-2 pegs a day[for 4-5 years] will harm your liver beyond repair
1-2 drinks a week may be good for your health
A drink or two ]may be three] once a while will make you feel like a king.
If you have taken an outh..not to have a drink ever...then chances are that there is something wrong some where.



Decide-2..Its up to us!

numbers creat confusion DEV,

Rule 1 - Jats worship lord Hanuman so one should not drink.
Rule 2 - If one still wants to drink then he can as Lord Hanuman is Lord Shiv avtar.
simple rule - intake should be such that one feels fresh & energetic the next morning. :D:D:D:D

[yudhvirmor]

[quote=rajesh1491;123770]numbers creat confusion DEV,

Rule 1 - Jats worship lord Hanuman so one should not drink.
Rule 2 - If one still wants to drink then he can as Lord Hanuman is Lord Shiv avtar.


Bhai jisne peene hai peyo, Jisne naa peene, usne koi haange naa payanda:D :D :D

Its all personal belief. Thats true that its not a good thing. However, it become social obligation sometimes.

[swati]

Ha..ha...ha..ha...Bobo i liked your style of addressing ppl..Great BOBo!
pata to chalna chaha uk apki bobo hoon mai:D :D

[swati]

DND ji, Priya HOKEY na keh thi...Usska matbal thha.....JAT HOKKE[Inspite of being a Jat]....Kyun BOBO..?


It is a WHERRY-WHERRY..funni worlldd..Indeed! Killki@ WHERRY-WHERRY.

haan bhaiya bilkul sahi samjha aapney:D
dndji mere to purey khandaan mein bhi koi drink na karta

[swati]

Bikki JI aap koonsey PYAR ki baat kar rey so? batao nai hum nai bi pleeeeeeejj:D :p


bobo pyaar to pyaar sei konsa ka key matbal hai

[swati]

Ter dhhorre apna original kuchh bi konya ke......Haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa.NAKKALCHI BANDDARRI...!
NAKKALCHI BANDDARRI @ killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sahi kahi bhaiya tamney:D :D :D ib ko key kehna rathiji

[sunitahooda]

Did I ask you????:(
bobo pyaar to pyaar sei konsa ka key matbal hai

[yudhvirmor]

Did I ask you????:(

Ib toh adda laath baja gaa.:D :D

[nd-chora]

Ib toh adda laath baja gaa.:D :D

CHOTTI PAATTENGI.........:D :D :D ......PYAR PE LATHH BAAJEGA

[VirenderNarwal]

BEFORE YOU FORM A DRINKING HABIT,PLEASE GO THROUGH THIS....AND IF YOU STILL FEEL OK WITH THAT,THEN WHO AM I TO ADVISE YOU.


IF YOU DRINK:


You are sure to stink
You will break all the link
You will develop a kink
Your both eyes will wink
Your blood will go pink
You will develop a chink
You will be a social DE-Link
You will always jink
You will slowly shrink
You will reach the brink
you are sure to sink
So better you think

MY GOSH.....YOU STILL WANT TO DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....INK.

THEN.............YOU ARE A MINK................................???

dev ji bahut badiya..
pine walo ko to bas pine ka bahana chahiye...koe gam mitane ke liye pitta h, to koe khushi mannane ke liya pitta h........yaha khusiya aur gam bin piye hi mil jata h...?