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ssiwach
May 24th, 2003, 06:08 PM
A marwari family in rajasthan was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top a note , which
read as follows:


Dear brothers and sisters,

I am sending our mother's body to you since it was her wish that she should
be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in RAJASTHAN. Sorry, I
could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10
packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all
of you. On Amma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for
Mohan. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons.
Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large
size is for Mohan and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them
among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Shanta Aunty,
Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for.
Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must
Be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly
and if anything more required let me know,since our Appa is also not keeping
Well nowadays!!!!