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singhroha
September 9th, 2005, 01:14 PM
dear members
kindly submit our kahawten in this thread.

like:jab ulte laagaey karen se to oont pe bethey ne bhi kootey paad liya karen se.

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gaan ki mehns tale,mehns ki gaan tale

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praveendangi
September 9th, 2005, 03:01 PM
hahahah
bander ke hath mein pistol dedi
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or bhi ane do

gaurav_malik
September 9th, 2005, 03:19 PM
bah(shaadi) ke geet sare sache thode hova hai

mukeshkumar007
September 9th, 2005, 03:22 PM
Aaj hi to modo moond mundwayo, aaj hi ola padgya....

Rowati Rand sasre jay ke nehyal kare....... :)

Pach haldi ki gate lekar pansari hore hai ......

singhroha
September 12th, 2005, 12:20 PM
bawli untni ke kaan pakdna

dahiyarules
September 12th, 2005, 02:29 PM
when i hear such stuff, it just makes me go bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....hahahah. wondering what I meant. Exatly. It leaves me wondering, who got drunk, and what was in his mind before he came up with such pieces of literature.

singhroha
September 14th, 2005, 12:51 PM
gareeb ki bahu sabki bhabhi

mukeshkumar007
September 14th, 2005, 01:19 PM
Bagta Chor ki Langoti hi Choki!!

dalal_ravi
September 14th, 2005, 02:34 PM
ghar t jal e ga , par musa k bhi aankh aa ja gi

kuldeep_malik
September 14th, 2005, 04:47 PM
1) Chakhoriyaa gadhlaaa peeya kaareey

2) be padha jaat padha jaisa
aar padha leekha jaat khuda jaisa

keep writing I will update more as need to apply filter on what all i have right now :)

devdahiya
September 14th, 2005, 06:15 PM
1] Shyanni 2 bei roti poya karre
2] Gaam na basse mangte haand ge
3] Modde nei kuthhari banawega te issa-e kassar kha ga.
4] Toi si Taang arr dungal mei kalla.

navingulia
September 14th, 2005, 07:10 PM
jai gu e khaana sai tai haathi ka kha, pet tai bharaiga

appai mare swarg dikhya karai sai

mukeshkumar007
September 15th, 2005, 01:19 PM
Kha re Banya goud tero!!

radhikachhillar
September 15th, 2005, 01:42 PM
Sirr mundaya aur ole pade.

mukeshkumar007
September 15th, 2005, 02:32 PM
1. Kadi Pati na ayi to dhol di !!!!!!!!

2. Karam Kamedi ka sa, ar Man raja ka sa !!!


agar koi bhai ke samaj maie nahi aa rehi ho to, sharmaiyo mat, keh dena, we will explain in detail.
keep it up.

singhroha
September 15th, 2005, 03:23 PM
jisne khara na deekha,usne pada(gira hua) bhi na deekhe



means ---who can't identify a person by his name or reference then he would not recognize him even after bowing in his feet

mukeshkumar007
September 15th, 2005, 05:36 PM
Poot (Saput) ka pag palana maie hi dikyaw hai !!!!

It means : - means characterstics of a person can be identified in his/her childhood or by his/her act.

arunshamli
September 15th, 2005, 06:11 PM
Jaisa gaal(cheek) dekho, wiasa hee thappad maro

singhroha
September 17th, 2005, 12:56 PM
Kameen ki yaari aur khoonda hathiyar kahin bhi dhokha de saken hain

mukeshkumar007
September 17th, 2005, 01:07 PM
Mehans daap ki khaan lagjya jana chananya pada lyaw...

pammusangwan
September 18th, 2005, 10:04 PM
1. issi yari bheet K de mari

2. dhaid ne dhiad ganga ji K ghat pa bhi toh le ga

3. chyanhiya main lakdi padi hain arr tikta nahin

4. dharti pe pahan nahin tiktey uddya handey hai

5. shikar K bakhat kuttiya ha**yee

singhroha
November 14th, 2005, 06:09 PM
bhajte ne bhan barabar

shobhitdeshwal
November 15th, 2005, 12:53 AM
Nai re Nai baal kodad?
Jijmaan aage i aavenge!!

paanch aaya ni pandrah ginega!!

band muthhi lakh ki, khul gi at kakh ki !!

pichla chuta ni agle ki poonch pakad li !!

gaam basa ni chor haand ge !!

Ma ri Ma Bawla kehen....
Bette teri sikal i aisi hai !!!

jitne kaale mere baap ke saale!!

chachundar ki tatri mein chameli ka tel !!

Mare peeche ghee mein phoonk diya!!

stokas
November 15th, 2005, 01:42 AM
Jis ki utar gee loi,
Uss ka ke karegaa koi!



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singhroha
July 15th, 2006, 12:57 PM
jaat katak(october) mein jaa ke sayana hoya kare.
(jub tak jeth mein boyi hui sari fasal tayar ho jaati hai or uske samne saare option khul jaate hain ki us waqat ye fasal bota to aacha hota)

bharti
July 17th, 2006, 12:07 PM
1)chaaj tai bolai... chaalni bhi key bolai?
2)kaaney ki aankh main ghalya ghee... meri nai phoodai hai
3)gadhe ka khawaya .. punya na paap

sjakhars
July 17th, 2006, 01:49 PM
guddi me lagyan buddhi awe.

singhroha
August 14th, 2006, 01:17 PM
grahan(house) gadhi mari padi hai,par bhade sonepat ke kare se

sjakhars
August 14th, 2006, 02:28 PM
kuladi me gud fodna

sunitahooda
August 14th, 2006, 02:33 PM
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12762....Please ye sab bhi add kar lyo:D

ratheetheraist
August 14th, 2006, 02:39 PM
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12762....Please ye sab bhi add kar lyo:D

please bhi kehnaa seekh lee tuu shunitaa.:o.. nu ni keh saki thi tu:confused:... ye sab bhi add kar lyo please .. aai sai :p;):D:D

sunitahooda
August 14th, 2006, 02:45 PM
Seekh tai bera na ke-ke lyun...par tum mera Jatland ka CAREER katti barbaad kar kai manogey..:p:p.killki...hahahahahahaha
please bhi kehnaa seekh lee tuu shunitaa.:o.. nu ni keh saki thi tu:confused:... ye sab bhi add kar lyo please .. aai sai :p;):D:D

sunitahooda
August 14th, 2006, 02:46 PM
Datt ja ,,,,teri iss post pai mai BAD POST ka khatka dabu su:D:p:p
please bhi kehnaa seekh lee tuu shunitaa.:o.. nu ni keh saki thi tu:confused:... ye sab bhi add kar lyo please .. aai sai :p;):D:D