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  1. #21
    [QUOTE=vinodks]
    Wo pathake aur fooljhariyan
    Diye aur mombatiyan
    Maa ke hatho ki rotiyan
    Ber ki jhariyan
    Bachhon ki kilkariyan
    Chobare ki atariyan
    Ladkiyon ki chamkili saariyan:-)
    Unke kaano ki jhumkariyan
    Ankh-michoni ki baariyan(turns)
    Wo sandukh aur almariyan
    Kheton ki kyaariyan
    Bhajni ki raagniyan
    Chokidaar ki boliyan
    Kapoor(camphor) ki goliyan
    Chikni-chikni chhoriyan
    Gande ki poriyan
    Dadi ki loriyan
    Bajre ki boriyan
    Dada ki purani storiyan(stories)

    Vinod[/QUOT]



    Nice Composition Vinod!!
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    -Mark Twain

  2. #22

    Bebe Poonam aur le pher

    Gagan ki ramlila
    Thalli ka tilla
    Tau rangeela
    Kakki sheila
    Suit chamkila
    Sunddu dhilla
    Manas gandheela
    Chhora sharmilla
    Harya bharya Killa
    Thhan geella
    ARR IBB SAB KIMME HILLYA.................
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Gagan ki ramlila
    Thalli ka tilla
    Tau rangeela
    Kakki sheila
    Suit chamkila
    Sunddu dhilla
    Manas gandheela
    Chhora sharmilla
    Harya bharya Killa
    Thhan geella
    ARR IBB SAB KIMME HILLYA.................
    ha ha ha....very good..keep pouring..:D
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    -Mark Twain

  4. #24
    Tu ar Minni fher aa gi ! Anyways welcome back :o

    Logo ko Dushera mana len do aram tai :rolleyes:



    Quote Originally Posted by aditi
    Gun ii oo Gun ii:D

    ke baat tu aaj te goli mar raha se areh.......arr Binod ne de se 'phul jhadi' ...teri story ne,, te dhoom tha di se !.

    ibb sub bolo ....arr mein bhi bol dun ibb 'Jai gagan maiya ki':D

  5. #25
    Shabas shabas ! Tere tai manne yaae umeed thi.

    Bhai Binod, tera pyar dekh kai mann to karre sai teri kooli bhar lu, par meri koli tai kade tera 'peechra' na likad ja !:D

    Your kavita was wonderful , keep writin brother !




    Quote Originally Posted by vinodks
    Gagan,
    Ram ram(tumhare liye Ravan Ravan), bhai tumhari kangaroo chhaap fooljhariya, langoor chhaap patashe aur cheepkali chhaap machis ki dabbi aaj hi mili hai... badle mein mane Bush chhaap anaar, Condy chhaap candies aur Turkey chhaap burfi(pura 1 kilo ka dabba, baant ke khana akele nahi) FedEx se bhej diya hai...

    Lanka walon ko meri taraf se "paraajay-dashmi" ke dukhad avsar par saantvana de diyo.. aur tu apni padhayi ka dhayaan rakhiye, khub ghee khana, passon ki dikkat ho to ghar bol dena sharman ki koi baat koni, aur ghar walon ki chinta mat kariyo, sab theek hai, bhains baya gayi hai(katda layi hai), bajra lamni kar liya hai(Ram to barsa nahi), apni lomdi ne 10 piloore diye hein(ek aada FedEx kar doon kya?)... aur baki baad mein.. aur jyada chithi mat dala kar, yo tera susra daakiya jab bhi chithi lata hai ek chai pee jata hai...

    Diwali pe ghar to nahi ja paoonga magar mujhe ab bhi yaad hai

    Wo pathake aur fooljhariyan
    Diye aur mombatiyan
    Maa ke hatho ki rotiyan
    Ber ki jhariyan
    Bachhon ki kilkariyan
    Chobare ki atariyan
    Ladkiyon ki chamkili saariyan:-)
    Unke kaano ki jhumkariyan
    Ankh-michoni ki baariyan(turns)
    Wo sandukh aur almariyan
    Kheton ki kyaariyan
    Bhajni ki raagniyan
    Chokidaar ki boliyan
    Kapoor(camphor) ki goliyan
    Chikni-chikni chhoriyan
    Gande ki poriyan
    Dadi ki loriyan
    Bajre ki boriyan
    Dada ki purani storiyan(stories)

    Vinod

  6. #26
    :D :D :D :D hahahhahahaha
    pet paat gya,daant pad ge, ar muh laal ho gya lol

    Dev bhaisaab kassuta kaam kar diya


    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Gagan ki ramlila
    Thalli ka tilla
    Tau rangeela
    Kakki sheila
    Suit chamkila
    Sunddu dhilla
    Manas gandheela
    Chhora sharmilla
    Harya bharya Killa
    Thhan geella
    ARR IBB SAB KIMME HILLYA.................

  7. #27
    Poonam , kade tanne tame lagge , tai kuch tu bhi 'pour' kar diye !

    Ude kisi thi ram ki 'lila' ar 'sita' ?


    Quote Originally Posted by poonam
    ha ha ha....very good..keep pouring..:D
    Last edited by gaganjat; October 14th, 2005 at 12:18 PM.

  8. #28
    Ha ha Maje aage bhai Binod ...gagan er Dev ji ...sama band rakhay hai is thread pe te aapne ...

  9. #29
    Bahut achhe Devji,vinod or gagan!

    Bhai Jitender inn logno ki tukbandhi pad kai Asli 'SitaRam' ki yaad aagi.

    Dahiyaji, can guess about that 'SitaRam' ?

  10. #30
    Dost baat to theek kahi sae tanne... aur jahan tak kooli ki baat hai ess baat ki to chahe shrit laga lein ki kiska peechra nikalta hai?:-)... kabhi jindagi mein bhent hogi to pata chal jayega Sonipat ke ghee mein jayada takat hai ya Bhiwani ke ghee mein... :D

    Vinod

    Quote Originally Posted by gaganjat
    Shabas shabas ! Tere tai manne yaae umeed thi.

    Bhai Binod, tera pyar dekh kai mann to karre sai teri kooli bhar lu, par meri koli tai kade tera 'peechra' na likad ja !:D

    Your kavita was wonderful , keep writin brother !

  11. #31
    Lol hahahahahahahah :D :D bhai mere , mere bhai bhai Binod , Binod rai Binod

    hai mere yar tanne nue bhi nhi bera , ghee mai ghana farak konya hota , admi mai hota hai.

    Ar Binod pahalwaan , tu kit dangal ki sochan laag rya sai, apni padhi kar le , na to tanne nokri konya mille amrica mai :D pher sheet mangta handiye gaam mai lol







    Quote Originally Posted by vinodks
    Dost baat to theek kahi sae tanne... aur jahan tak kooli ki baat hai ess baat ki to chahe shrit laga lein ki kiska peechra nikalta hai?:-)... kabhi jindagi mein bhent hogi to pata chal jayega Sonipat ke ghee mein jayada takat hai ya Bhiwani ke ghee mein... :D

    Vinod

  12. #32
    Shaant!!!!!..........Binod "Baali" aur Gyaani "Sugreev" shaant!! :D

    Ramji ko to 'Site' milegi ke nahin - lekin unke chakkar mein hum 'Haryanvi-Bann' mein na bhatak jaayein!!

    I remember only few lines - when once played the role of "Janak" in "Lilla" - scene was "Sita Swayamvar":

    Hey dweep-dweep ke Raja-gann,
    Hum kinhe kahein bal-shaali hai,
    Humko to yeh vishwas hua,
    Prithvi veeron se khaali hai!!

    Rest of my dialogues were cut short by "Lachhman Ji" in excitement of his own dialogues - when he was to shout and challenge my words :D

    Bhai, asli Ravan ka to pata nahin - lekin uska putla (effigy) haazir hai aap sab ki khidmat mein! We all friends used to "manufacture" them ourselves!!

    Bolo "Om Jai Jagdish Hare"!!
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  13. #33
    shailendra bhisaab,

    :D Manne nhi bera tha aapnai itne kasutte dialogue bhi maar rakhe sai.
    Ar jib oo 'lachman' beech mai pat kai pada , tai aapne vo ude hi chetna tha :D chetta to hoga vo ramlila ke baad pakka ?

    Bolo "Om Jai Jagdish Hare"!! , ar yu kunse nayi line le aye aaap hahahahahaha

    pher bhi koi na 'Om jai jagdish hare , lal , peele , kaale , dhole' :D :D :D

    and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ? ' (we can see it in those pictures too) . Its hilarious.
    I cant stop laughing at that lol. nd we always fire poor Ravan's bottom huuuuhahah

  14. #34

    Ha..ha..ha

    Quote Originally Posted by gaganjat
    shailendra bhisaab,

    :D Manne nhi bera tha aapnai itne kasutte dialogue bhi maar rakhe sai.
    Ar jib oo 'lachman' beech mai pat kai pada , tai aapne vo ude hi chetna tha :D chetta to hoga vo ramlila ke baad pakka ?

    Bolo "Om Jai Jagdish Hare"!! , ar yu kunse nayi line le aye aaap hahahahahaha

    pher bhi koi na 'Om jai jagdish hare , lal , peele , kaale , dhole' :D :D :D

    and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ? ' (we can see it in those pictures too) . Its hilarious.
    I cant stop laughing at that lol. nd we always fire poor Ravan's bottom huuuuhahah


    Bhai Gagan yo thread ghanna Kasutta sei.....maar diye hanssa-2 ke.....ibb Yo Ravan ka skirt aagya...ho...ho...ho..ho...What a minute observation dear....ha...ha..ha.

    Ravan ka skirt se ghanna nyara
    Gagan bhai ne padd diya sara
    Ravan ka dekho chalya na chara
    Khadya-2 dekhta rhya bechara
    India dekhe sarra ka sarra
    Jatland pe dekho nazara
    iss thread ka tagdda chadhh gya para
    Tau appni jelli thha rhya
    Ya baat ghaniye ho gi se bharya
    Hanumaan ji ka muh jannu motta gubara
    Tai ne chinn diya bharya sa harra
    Sunddu dekho fuljhaddi jala rhya
    hansso sarre ke badhhiya yo mokka thya rhya
    Gagan bhai hadde dundda thha rhya
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  15. #35
    Dev Bhaisaab , u have made the things dangerously humorus :D Jatland crowd is going mad mad mad.
    aapnae mhre medical expenses bharne padenge gar mhra pet paat gya tai


    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Bhai Gagan yo thread ghanna Kasutta sei.....maar diye hanssa-2 ke.....ibb Yo Ravan ka skirt aagya...ho...ho...ho..ho...What a minute observation dear....ha...ha..ha.

    Ravan ka skirt se ghanna nyara
    Gagan bhai ne padd diya sara
    Ravan ka dekho chalya na chara
    Khadya-2 dekhta rhya bechara
    India dekhe sarra ka sarra
    Jatland pe dekho nazara
    iss thread ka tagdda chadhh gya para
    Tau appni jelli thha rhya
    Ya baat ghaniye ho gi se bharya
    Hanumaan ji ka muh jannu motta gubara
    Tai ne chinn diya bharya sa harra
    Sunddu dekho fuljhaddi jala rhya
    hansso sarre ke badhhiya yo mokka thya rhya
    Gagan bhai hadde dundda thha rhya

  16. #36

    Bhai You Give me the Baarood

    My dear Gagan, Bhai khoudd te barood de dete ho mere haath mei.......arr jib barood hath mei hogi te bomb te banauegga. Kisne kahi thi Rawan ke skirt ka jikar karann ki ? ibb tahin hassan laag rhya suun.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  17. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Ravan ka skirt se ghanna nyara
    Gagan bhai ne padd diya sara
    Ravan ka dekho chalya na chara
    Khadya-2 dekhta rhya bechara
    India dekhe sarra ka sarra
    Jatland pe dekho nazara
    iss thread ka tagdda chadhh gya para
    Tau appni jelli thha rhya
    Ya baat ghaniye ho gi se bharya
    Hanumaan ji ka muh jannu motta gubara
    Tai ne chinn diya bharya sa harra
    Sunddu dekho fuljhaddi jala rhya
    hansso sarre ke badhhiya yo mokka thya rhya
    Gagan bhai hadde dundda thha rhya

    Bhai Sateypal sama sama nahi hade te Dev ji ne sab kime Baand diya ib te :D
    hansa hansa Gangan er Dev ji ne pet Paad diye kati ...ha ha .... Skirt ...bhai dikhe ye Skirt bhi Bharat ki den hein sansar tahi .... ha ha

    Bighani Tukbandi kardi Dev ji ya te ..... Ya te rastriya puraskar khatar bhejni chahiye ...

    Er ek sujhav wo sardar Siddhu ek program sa laya kare uspe aao ne kade ...ek Haryanvi rang bhi jama dyo hude ...

  18. #38

    Ramlila

    I miss a lot Ramlila as it was the best time to meet friends and enjoy whole of night. :D Only one thing I never understand at that time was my Father saying " Arre kuch padh likh lo warna tumne sari umer Hanuman ka kam karna padega, Yani kisi ki lugai ko koi utah ke le gaya aur Hanuman ki puch jali ( burned ) yani sari Ramayan me ek hi jat tha aur wo tha Hanuman. So Hamne bhi socha ki Jalan te pehla kuch pad likh hi le.:p

  19. #39

    Ha..ha...ha

    Quote Originally Posted by spdeshwal
    Bahut achhe Devji,vinod or gagan!

    Bhai Jitender inn logno ki tukbandhi pad kai Asli 'SitaRam' ki yaad aagi.

    Dahiyaji, can guess about that 'SitaRam' ?



    SITARAM silane aala jo Kharkhodde ke bus adde pe kajal bechya karta...ha...ha...ha bhai oo bhi ghanna ND tha. Kyukar ga ga ke Choriyaan ke arr taiyan ke surma daal jyaya karta...bhai uski shakal bi ghaniye majakiya thi. Ghanna kasutta aadmi Yaad diwa diya Satyepal ji.....Lyo pher sunno uske bi chammole:


    Sita Ram Silaniya ka Kajjal
    Issa la liya jissa Baraf ka baddal

    Je ghal le jawan chhori
    Issi hojya jannu mheins ke ghal rakhi ho mohri

    Je ghal le chora jawan
    Jattehein bathhe baan

    Je ghal le budhhi lugai
    Katti issi hojya jannu 16 saal ki ho bhai

    Je ghalle budhha logg
    Kadde bhi na ho aankhyan mei roog

    Sarre ghalwao arr ghra bhi le jyao
    Sitaram ki dibbi 2 rapiye mei kitte le jyao

    Issa kajal nahin mille kisse dukan-haat pe
    Arr chahe sare ja ke dhoondh liyo jamna ji ke ghat pe

    Je bateu roosh rhya ho te chhori ki aankhyan mei ghal dyo
    Pher dekho kyukar le jyaga, chahe chalti hanna sale ke jutte bi chayar mar dyo.....


    There are many....ha...ha...ha
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  20. #40

    Few more of Sitaram

    Nyu Bolya:


    Ghal le tere silak si hojyagi
    Ghran jatte-e dedd de si ne so jyagi

    Jat ghallo chahe bahmann
    Aankh issi chimkeingi jissi jamman


    Ek bei ghaloge
    Arr bhaje-2 iss adde pe aaoge


    Ahe chhori tu kyan mei kho rhi se
    Tawalli si ghala le bus challan nei hori sei


    Tai aajya tere pe shyan kar dyunga
    Syahi ghala le tane jawan kar dyunga


    Syahi ghal te hein tu morr ho jyaga
    Buggle jissa tera tyor ho jyaga



    Aur bhi bahot sein bhai...jyuka yadd aweinge likh dyunga..........
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

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