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  1. #41
    Ghani ae tagdi marketing thi sitaram ki !

    Bhisaab vo jat tha ke ar Ib bhi sai ke sitaram ude ?

  2. #42

    Jat Tha Bhai

    Mere khyal mei marr liya bhai....pachhle 10-12 saal te nahin deekh liya se......ghanna kasutta Salesman tha gagan.........Hum te bhai uske chammplle ghanni haan khadde ho-2 sunya karte......Great guy....God bless his soul!
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  3. #43

    Ek aur yadd agya

    Binnai ho je kamjor
    Deekhte na hon danger dhorr
    Ghaltehen Chondha sa ja ga toot
    Manne kadde bi nahi boli koye jhooth.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by gaganjat
    and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ? '
    and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ?

    Ha Ha Ha …. And this made me laugh almost hysterically..:D :D

    Good observation Gagan..

    Still laughing while writing this..

    you've gotta good sense of humor ..must say..
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    -Mark Twain

  5. #45

    Yo Gagan kasoota sei

    Quote Originally Posted by poonam
    and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ?

    Ha Ha Ha …. And this made me laugh almost hysterically..:D :D

    Good observation Gagan..

    Still laughing while writing this..

    you've gotta good sense of humor ..must say..


    Bebe Poonam yo Gagan ND chhora sei........Great jat Lad.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  6. #46

    I don't think he read your comments Poonam bebe

    Gagan jawab de bhai.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  7. #47
    Bhaisaab, manne bas sawal bera tha , ooo bhooj liya manne

    Ib tai jawab aapnai batana sai.
    Ar Poonam tai daktarni sai , usnae jaror bera hoga

    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Gagan jawab de bhai.

  8. #48

    Sawaal

    Gagan bhai ka sawaal tagdda
    Mumbai mei hogya motta ragadda

    Sab nyu bolle Skirt lyao
    Hamnei bi rawan aala dikhao

    Dress designer bhajje ja rhe
    Order milge ghanne sarre


    Ambani nei le lya thekka
    Brand ambasador bann gi rekha

    Dharmendra bolya manne bhi parhao
    Chahe beshak chori karwao

    Rawan ke skirt ki motti maya
    Doondda thha diya shor machaya.



    Le bhai jawab Gagan...............Theek se na?
    Last edited by devdahiya; October 19th, 2005 at 09:35 PM.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  9. #49
    Aap theek ki baat karo so , hade dil kati bag-bag ho gya itna kasoota jawab sun kai

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    SITARAM silane aala jo Kharkhodde ke bus adde pe kajal bechya karta...ha...ha...ha bhai oo bhi ghanna ND tha. Kyukar ga ga ke Choriyaan ke arr taiyan ke surma daal jyaya karta...bhai uski shakal bi ghaniye majakiya thi. Ghanna kasutta aadmi Yaad diwa diya Satyepal ji.....Lyo pher sunno uske bi chammole:


    Sita Ram Silaniya ka Kajjal
    Issa la liya jissa Baraf ka baddal

    Je ghal le jawan chhori
    Issi hojya jannu mheins ke ghal rakhi ho mohri

    Je ghal le chora jawan
    Jattehein bathhe baan

    Je ghal le budhhi lugai
    Katti issi hojya jannu 16 saal ki ho bhai

    Je ghalle budhha logg
    Kadde bhi na ho aankhyan mei roog

    Sarre ghalwao arr ghra bhi le jyao
    Sitaram ki dibbi 2 rapiye mei kitte le jyao

    Issa kajal nahin mille kisse dukan-haat pe
    Arr chahe sare ja ke dhoondh liyo jamna ji ke ghat pe

    Je bateu roosh rhya ho te chhori ki aankhyan mei ghal dyo
    Pher dekho kyukar le jyaga, chahe chalti hanna sale ke jutte bi chayar mar dyo.....


    There are many....ha...ha...ha
    ha HA ANDY CHAMOLLE .....BAHUT BADHIYA DEV JI ...SITARAM JAMA SAARI BECH JANTA HOGA SANJH TAHI TE ...

    AAJKAL JHAJJAR KE AADE PE BHI EK BHAI MOMBATTI BECHYA KARE ISSE BHADIYA AANDAJ MEIN ....

    BHAIYOOO ER BHAHNO ....AAAJJJ SAANJHH NEEE LIGHT JAWEGI .....JIB YA MOMBATTI KAAAM AVEGI ....

    AND HIS SALE IS ALSO VERY GOOD .....

    WO KAHYA KARE NE BOLANIYE KE TE KANE BHI BIK JAYA KARE ...

  11. #51
    AAJKAL JHAJJAR KE AADE PE BHI EK BHAI MOMBATTI BECHYA KARE ISSE BHADIYA AANDAJ MEIN ....

    BHAIYOOO ER BHAHNO ....AAAJJJ SAANJHH NEEE LIGHT JAWEGI .....JIB YA MOMBATTI KAAAM AVEGI ....

    AND HIS SALE IS ALSO VERY GOOD .....

    WO KAHYA KARE NE BOLANIYE KE TE KANE BHI BIK JAYA KARE ...[/QUOTE]



    Ha...ha..ha MOMBATTI ...Kaam...AAWEIGI.........Ha...ha...ha......Simple and Tikau chammola.....ha...ha..ha......kya baat hei bhai Jitender........HHKLP
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  12. #52
    These unknown salesmen can bring revolution in TV advertising. If I was in advertising industry I wud have made a casual team of all these ppl. Great salesmanship!


    Quote Originally Posted by jitendershooda
    ha HA ANDY CHAMOLLE .....BAHUT BADHIYA DEV JI ...SITARAM JAMA SAARI BECH JANTA HOGA SANJH TAHI TE ...

    AAJKAL JHAJJAR KE AADE PE BHI EK BHAI MOMBATTI BECHYA KARE ISSE BHADIYA AANDAJ MEIN ....

    BHAIYOOO ER BHAHNO ....AAAJJJ SAANJHH NEEE LIGHT JAWEGI .....JIB YA MOMBATTI KAAAM AVEGI ....

    AND HIS SALE IS ALSO VERY GOOD .....

    WO KAHYA KARE NE BOLANIYE KE TE KANE BHI BIK JAYA KARE ...

  13. #53

    Jat tei nyu bechche bhai

    Mere hath mei dekho ya steel ki belli
    Chahe lyo baniya ar chahe lyo telli
    Issmei sabji lagge gi ghanni sawaad
    Thoddi bhi ghallo ge te lagge gi baadhh


    Iss katori ke rapiye lyunga aathh
    Kum karoon na aanna chahe koe ho mahrolli ki laathh
    Ghannaye bhonk liya suun,kisse ne lena ho te lyo
    Manne izzat pyari se, pissyan ka konya moh.

    * Kisse ne beech mei keh di," Konya bikke nyu." Arr tau ke bolya


    Na bikke gi te ghran paddi rehgi
    Tnne te kuchh na kehgi
    Apnne thobdde ne rakh bandhh
    Matnya falawe hadde gundd
    Ya katori tere shirr mei aweggi
    Tu kitt ka ismmei saag kha ga, ya tere sirr nei bajawegi



    Ibb mei ja suun, hadde aage kameen
    Ek ho te pher bi dekhi ja, ye sein pure teen
    Dekho wei baithhe pehr ke patti ood jean
    Padhhai te gai bhadd mei, Kattein se jameen

    Ha...ha...ha.........JATS ARE WONDERFUL CREATURES.
    Last edited by devdahiya; October 25th, 2005 at 09:19 AM.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  14. #54
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    dev bhai jma turat pan banao ho isha laage sha !
    really wonderful , i m new member here and enjoying all ur past postings also.
    kalakar ho bhai sach main.

    keep it up !

  15. #55

    Thanx

    Quote Originally Posted by nd-chora
    dev bhai jma turat pan banao ho isha laage sha !
    really wonderful , i m new member here and enjoying all ur past postings also.
    kalakar ho bhai sach main.

    keep it up !


    Thank you for kind words Devender ji.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  16. #56
    Dahiyaji,

    Thanks for reproducing Sitaram Silania's chamolles!

    Yes Gagan, he was a hugely popular guy and a household name around Kharkhoda(Sonepat). He had amazing sense of humor and and ability in tukbhandhi. He could be a great brand ambassdor for any consumer product around that area.
    Last edited by spdeshwal; October 26th, 2005 at 12:47 AM.

  17. #57

    He was too good

    Quote Originally Posted by spdeshwal
    Dahiyaji,

    Thanks for reproducing Sitaram Silania's chamolles!

    Yes Gagan, he was a hugely popular guy and a household name around Kharkhoda(Sonepat). He had amazing sense of humor and and ability in tukbhandhi. He could be a great brand ambassdor for any consumer product around that area.

    Bhai SitaRam kasoot tha...ibb-bhi issa lagge se jannu wo ghallan lagh rya Syahi.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  18. #58

    Aaj Ravan Jallega

    Bhai Gagan aaj Ravan jalle ga
    Motti-2 lakaddiyan mei balle ga
    Radhe baniya samosse talle ga
    Tau Mange mele mei ralle ga
    Bhai manne yo sab kim ghanna khallega
    Mombatiyan mei mom bi ghanna-e gallega
    Aaj vibhishan apne bhai ne chhallega
    Sundu aaj apne gaam me ghullai karega
    AAj te pher Gagan ka Bomb bhi tagdda challega
    Aur kisse ki dal si dallega
    Jattan nei o tyohar ibb ke ne khoob fallega
    AAJ gamm mei koe na koe jaroor ladegga.


    HAPPY DEEWALI TO ALL.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  19. #59
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    wah-2

    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Bhai Gagan aaj Ravan jalle ga
    Motti-2 lakaddiyan mei balle ga
    Radhe baniya samosse talle ga
    Tau Mange mele mei ralle ga
    Bhai manne yo sab kim ghanna khallega
    Mombatiyan mei mom bi ghanna-e gallega
    Aaj vibhishan apne bhai ne chhallega
    Sundu aaj apne gaam me ghullai karega
    AAj te pher Gagan ka Bomb bhi tagdda challega
    Aur kisse ki dal si dallega
    Jattan nei o tyohar ibb ke ne khoob fallega
    AAJ gamm mei koe na koe jaroor ladegga.


    HAPPY DEEWALI TO ALL.

    LOL, gagan ka din hai aaj to. hpy Deewali to all.

  20. #60
    LoL Dev bhaisab,this adds another page in ur encyclopedia of Jat poetry.

    U r truely a 'Jat poetry' legend (nd a half) :D

    Happy Diwali to all !


    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Bhai Gagan aaj Ravan jalle ga
    Motti-2 lakaddiyan mei balle ga
    Radhe baniya samosse talle ga
    Tau Mange mele mei ralle ga
    Bhai manne yo sab kim ghanna khallega
    Mombatiyan mei mom bi ghanna-e gallega
    Aaj vibhishan apne bhai ne chhallega
    Sundu aaj apne gaam me ghullai karega
    AAj te pher Gagan ka Bomb bhi tagdda challega
    Aur kisse ki dal si dallega
    Jattan nei o tyohar ibb ke ne khoob fallega
    AAJ gamm mei koe na koe jaroor ladegga.


    HAPPY DEEWALI TO ALL.

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