bhai tam ne sarri kahawat to likh di fer bhi jo mein add karunga woh meri katti favourite hai:
# GAD-DI(I GUESS FOX OR LOMDDI) K KAAN NA TO CHHUDAYE JA, NA PAKDE JA
(this is situation wen u can neither walk on, nor walk out)
# WATAL-WATAL KARDA MARGAYA DHORRE DHARRA THA PAANI
(this kahawat is on the story:
once upon a time ek chamar thaa, aur woh naya-naya fauj mein te chhutiya pe aarya thaa, fauj mein faujiyan ne kimme jaroori-jaroori emergency aale engreji k haraf sikhadiya karre, to us fauji ne bhi watar,food aur kimme haraf seekh rakhe thee, to jab gaam me aaya to uske hogi kimme bimari aur usne lag gi ghanni tiss(pyass), woh khaat mein padda-padda watal-watal kari gaya, sarre gaam k ek- doosre te poochhi gaye yu watal k hove se aur woh marr gaya.
uspe aye kisene kahi thee, watal-watal karda marr gaya, dhorre dharra tha panni.
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