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  1. #61

    Smile hahhhaha

    ho te gaya ,, ibb ju ju yaad aawenge chaap dyunga hade.:D hhaaahaha GAGO@Tunda..hahaha
    Deepak Sejwal
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  2. #62

    From the sweet tongue of school-boys

    (1)
    क − ख − ग − घ − ड़
    खाती खिड़की ना घड़ै
    दो मारै चार घड़ै


    (2)
    A B C D – ऐबियाँ की सीढ़ी

    (3)

    मारूँगा कान पै
    जावैगा दुकान पै
    खावैगा रेवड़ी
    हागैगा जेवड़ी
    Last edited by dndeswal; March 10th, 2006 at 06:32 PM.
    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

  3. #63
    hhahahaha deswal sir nd stuff,,,,kit haath laag rahya sey aapka,,,? roj ghoop do ho ek,,,,, aan do nuey
    I dont have personality,i am mere statistics.I used to be "downtoearth". Now this is my present name. Do i possess a name, a face ,an individuality ?:rolleyes:


  4. #64
    khati chadda ....bill main badyaa......

    maryaa dalla ....likkadd ke padyaa........:D:D

    aa gyaa kadhi bigaad.................keshu.........rupi........hahaha.......:D

    hahahah .......aagii yaadd........hahahahkillkii....yaad aan pee.......hahahah:D

    ya us chori ke baare main kehyaa karen jo ghanni bhundi hoyaa karee arr ghanni maacha karee.......kisee...bhi function main chali jaa...........haha:p

    LAANDI BOOCHI SABMMEE UUNNCHHI.........................

    killkiiiiiiiiiiiiii.pe........kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. ......................gagu ...........pe.......gagu................@landii:D
    Last edited by dndeswal; August 17th, 2006 at 08:17 PM.
    Rozz Suraj Ki Tarah Ugg Kar Doobna Nai Chaahtaa..!!
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!

  5. #65
    Bhai ibb ya khreejj bhateri hogi se...Inne Bittoll lyo koe......ha..ha.....Killkki @ Bittoll. Arr Deswaal sir ne te ya kaali syahi mei dabbo-2 ke phenknni sarru kar di sein.......Ye apne jammanne mei Takhtti pe SULEKH badda suthrra likhte hongge. Kher apnni khunnak kadhh lyo je kimme aur lhko reh ho BUKKALLAN mei te?
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  6. #66
    HAHA ! Dev ji - katti sahi andaza lagayaa - mera 'sulekh' sachmuch achha tha - Sanskrit jo padh raakhi sey na ! Ham sab ki bukkall mein bahut kuchh dabbya paddya sei- aap ki mey bi ! Nyuun-e tey mey koushish kar rahya soon ki apni dictionary ko update kar dete hain. Usmey bhi words ko Hindi mein likhann ki koushish zaari hai. Par Yoh computer software susre microsoft ka sey. Windows XP mein to Hindi nazar aa-jaawey sey per Windows98 waalon ko khalli bindi deekhen sein !

    Per koye baat na - lyo holli ke mouke per ek bilingual haryanavi shalok likh deta hoon:

    Bholla boojhe bholii ney - ke raandhegi holli ney
    Moth-baajra sab din randhey - sakkar-chaawal holli ney

    भोळा बूझै भोळी नै – के रांधैगी होळी नै
    मोठ बाजरा सब दिन रन्धैं, सक्कर चावळ होळी नै

    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Arr Deswaal sir ne te ya kaali syahi mei dabbo-2 ke phenknni sarru kar di sein.......Ye apne jammanne mei Takhtti pe SULEKH badda suthrra likhte hongge. Kher apnni khunnak kadhh lyo je kimme aur lhko reh ho BUKKALLAN mei te?
    .
    Gaam ke bachhon ki pyaari jubaan se:

    Gaadadd-Gaaddri ka byah, Soosaa bhaat nyotann ja
    Chiddiyaa geet gaati ja, Lobbann Laakddi chug lya
    गादड़–गादड़ी का ब्याह, सूसा भात न्यौतण जा ।
    चिड़िया गीत गाती जा, लौबाँ लाकड़ी चुग ल्या ।।
    Note: Hindi text can be seen in WindowsXP only. If you are unable to see Hindi text, please ignore - it is the same as in English text above.
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    Last edited by dndeswal; August 17th, 2006 at 08:18 PM. Reason: Posts merged
    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

  7. #67
    ukhal main ser de lia , eb musal teh key darana.

    Thotha chana bajeh gana

    anpad jat baniye barabar, pada likha jat khuda barabar

    aageh paaceh neem taleh
    daak ke theen paat.
    padeh koi peteh yohe
    Last edited by dndeswal; August 17th, 2006 at 08:18 PM. Reason: Posts merged

  8. #68
    Quote Originally Posted by dndeswal
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    Gaam ke bachhon ki pyaari jubaan se:

    Gaadadd-Gaaddri ka byah, Soosaa bhaat nyotann ja
    Chiddiyaa geet gaati ja, Lobbann Laakddi chug lya
    गादड़–गादड़ी का ब्याह, सूसा भात न्यौतण जा ।
    चिड़िया गीत गाती जा, लौबाँ लाकड़ी चुग ल्या ।।

    Note: Hindi text can be seen in WindowsXP only. If you are unable to see Hindi text, please ignore - it is the same as in English text above.


    Ha..ha...ha..ha. Yo ghanna common huya karta...aap ne te sab kimm yaad divva diya......LOBBAN DHORRE LAKKDDI CHUGWA KEI....Ha..HA..HA...KILLAKKI@ Lobban.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  9. #69
    Bahuan hath chor marave ...... chor bahu ke bhai


    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda
    Thanks if it is correct...but i wrote as my Nani used to say....thanks again
    Safety Saves

  10. #70
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    Jat Re Jat Tere Sar Pe Khat

    Teli Re Teli Tere Sar Pe Kolhu "bojhan To Marega"
    Last edited by dndeswal; August 17th, 2006 at 08:19 PM. Reason: Lengthy quotes deleted

  11. #71
    EK AUR YAAD AA GYA:


    Shanti hey Shanti,gadhhe charrawtti
    Ek gadhha langdda,ohhe tera Bandadda.



    Killakki@Bandadda [husband]


    Ek aur bi:


    BHOI RE BHOI TNNE RAHI-SAHI BI KHOI
    Last edited by devdahiya; March 13th, 2006 at 08:41 AM.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  12. #72
    Raand te wa jiske marjyna bhai khassam te aur-re na karle!

    teli ne tel ki massadi ne khal ki!

    Ghadhi mari padi supat(sonepat) ke bhade karre!

    Paani mein paadhe aur bulbule naa uthein!

  13. #73

    Aur yaad aayi

    Jade dikhey tawa parant....uddey gavein saari raat

    Haan nai Haan pyara hoya karey

    Kad mari meri saasu....kad aaye mare aansoo
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  14. #74

    Some more 'Lokokti' (Proverbs)

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    Children: Kutiya byayi mohalle mein, seet ghaaliyo taulle mein.

    कुतिया ब्याई मौहल्ले में, सीत घालियो तौल्ले में

    Ladies: Bhuss mein aag laga key Damallo door khaddi.

    “भुस में आग कै दमालो दूर खड़ी”

    Tau-Tai duel:

    Teen paav ki teen poyi, savaa ser ka ek
    Tanney poote 3 khayee,Manney chindiya ek

    3 पाव की 3 पोई, सवा सेर का एक ।
    तन्नै पूत्ते 3 खाई, मन्नै चिन्दिया एक ।।


    Note: Hindi text would be visible in Windows-XP only.
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    Last edited by dndeswal; March 13th, 2006 at 10:45 AM.
    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

  15. #75
    Bohot kasuta tha Deswal Sahab....manne CHINNDIYA EK....yanni ek ser ka:D


    Teen paav ki teen poyi, savaa ser ka ek
    Tanney poote 3 khayee,Manney chindiya ek

    3 पाव की 3 पोई, सवा सेर का एक ।
    तन्नै पूत्ते 3 खाई, मन्नै चिन्दिया एक ।।


    Note: Hindi text would be visible in Windows-XP only.
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    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  16. #76
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    "Hitopdesh" by enders:

    CHAALNA RAHI KA - CHAHE FAER KYOON NA HO
    BAITHNA BHAIYAAN KA - CHAHE BAER KYOON NA HO

    चालना राही का, चाहे फेर क्यूं ना हो ।
    बैठना भाइयाँ का, चाहे बैर क्यूं ना हो ।।

    Dialogue between famous poet Dada Lakhmi Chand and his famous disciple Baoo Naayi:

    LAKHMICHAND : BULLHAD SEENG KA, MARAD LANGOT KA
    BAAOO NAAYI : BULLHAD KAANDH KA, MARAD ZUBAAN KA !!
    (In this dialogue, Baaoo Naayi had surpassed Lakhmi Chand)

    लखमीचंद – बुलहद सींग का, मरद लंगोट का
    बाऊ नाई – बुलहद काँध का, मरद जुबान का !

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    Our traditional knowledge of Agriculture:

    Some more proverbs from the mouth of our ancestors

    (i) Manuring:

    KHAAD PADDEY TEY KHET, NAH TEY KOODDA REIT
    खाद पड़ै तै खेत, नांह तै कूड़ा रेत

    (ii) Crop rotation:

    BOWO GEHOON KAAT KAPAAS, NA HO DALLA, NA HO GHAAS
    बोवो गेहूं काट कपास
    ना हो डळा ना हो घास

    (iii) Sowing method, seed rate:

    PAG-PAG PEY BAAJRA, MEENDAK KOODNNI JAWAAR
    NYUUN BOWEY JAB KOYE, GHAR KA BHAREY BHANDAAR
    पग पग पै बाजरा, मींडक कूदणी जवार
    न्यूं बोवै जब कोए, घर का भरै भंडार
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    Last edited by dndeswal; August 17th, 2006 at 08:21 PM. Reason: Posts merged
    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

  17. #77

    lyoo te ek

    EK GHAR TE DYYAAAN BHI CHOD DIYAA KAREE..............hahahah.......dyaann:p:D
    Rozz Suraj Ki Tarah Ugg Kar Doobna Nai Chaahtaa..!!
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!

  18. #78

    Exclamation JAT : Just Adore Them

    U.P ka Jat aur mitti ka baat inko jitni bar tolo utna hi ghat. (meaning UP ke jat aur mitti ke baat jitni bar bhi barto(use) ge utne hi ghate jayenge) Mere nanaji kahate hain aur ye mera ajmaya hua hai. Don't mind if any hurt by this but it is true.

    Machine aur Kameen ka koi bharosha nahi karna chaihiye yeh kabhi bhi dubo sakate hain. (my nanaji's favourite). 100% tested.

  19. #79

    3 yaad aayi....

    Rathee....Dayyan tai chhodd diya kare parr RAKKAS ka ke karein....wo tai na chhoddey....
    Hansi Hansi mai hasangarh bass jyaga....
    Kuttey bhonke jan gaadi challey ja
    Issa bhajya hande sai...janu gahan mai chudda handya karei....


    Quote Originally Posted by ratheetheraist
    EK GHAR TE DYYAAAN BHI CHOD DIYAA KAREE..............hahahah.......dyaann:p:D
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  20. #80

    Thumbs up haryanvi thread

    hi sunita,
    some more threads are
    1. singh ka bhai bhageera woh naachai mera woh naacha mera.

    thanks
    yash beniwal
    Last edited by dndeswal; August 17th, 2006 at 08:21 PM. Reason: Lengthy quotes deleted
    Yash Beniwal
    Life is a challenge accept it !
    JAI KILKI TAULL !!!!!!!!!!!!

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