Haryanwi Kahawatein....

[sunitahooda]

Dear All,

I am starting a new thread in which we all have to write Haryanwi's kahawatein which are used by us and our respected aged Jats.....which are so humourous, meaningful, fit for all kinds of situations and gives us a different way of thinking and at times i personally feel that i cant express myself in a BEST WAY IF I DONT USE A KAHAWAT....here i am writing few that i can remember right now and will sure add on few more later as i keep remembering.....Because in this corporate world of Private company's formal atmosphere i dont get much chance to communicate in MY Sweet Language Haryanvi, but still i'll give it a try, May i request all of you to contribute as much as you can. In last i would request Mr.D.N.Deswal to make a collection of these and store them like Haryanvi Dictionary....

1. Kumhar ki kumhari pe tai paar basave na....Gadhi ke kaan ainthan bhaje.

2. Baap nai na maari Mindaki beta teer-andaaz....

3. Ronta sa jaa....ar maryan ki khabar lya....

4. Kimme meri ka mann tha....kimme aage lanihaar....

5. Bakri doodh tai degi....par mingan karke....

6. Akal bina oont(camel) ubahane

7. Haandi ka chho baroli pai....

8. Gaam basya na mangtey fir gey....

9. Kade kade moond mundayee....jibbe padge olley....

10. JAT ganda na de....bhelii de de....

11. JAT marya jibb janiye.... jab hole tehraami....

12.Roop rowe.... karam kha....

Add on...

13. Ghani shyani....do baar poya kare....

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[mittu]

sunita ma'm thanks to you, for starting this thread, i dont remember much, but i'll surly add few more.

# foohad challe, aur sarra ghar halle.

[dndeswal]

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Many thanks Sunita - for this innovative thread. Idea bura nahin hai. In our areas, such proverbs are unique in nature.

My father was also an Ayurvedic doctor (vaid), apart from looking after usual agricultural activities. Naturally, in Ayurvedic medicine, one has to adopt the strict system of 'Parhez'. Ek din un-sei ek mareez (patient) ney poocha : Tau, parhez karann mein pakka koun ho sey? He told : Bania - uss key aagey kitni bi mithai aur laaddo dharey rehein, katti nah kha.

Pher uss aadmi ne poocha "Tau, phir iss maamle mey kachha koun ho-sey? My father replied : "Bahmann, Naayee (barber) aur Lugaai."

Ek aur mazedaar kissa yaad aa rahya sey- baad mein lokhoonga.
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[downtoearth]

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Ek din un-sei ek mareez (patient) ney poocha : Tau, parhez karann mein pakka koun ho sey? He told : Bania - uss key aagey kitni bi mithai aur laaddo dharey rehein, katti nah kha.

Pher uss aadmi ne poocha "Tau, phir iss maamle mey kachha koun ho-sey? My father replied : "Bahmann, Naayee (barber) aur Lugaai."

Ek aur mazedaar kissa yaad aa rahya sey- baad mein lokhoonga.
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haaahahaaha deswal sir......ghana nd jisa se diyaaa,,,, hahah:D :D :D :D :D :p :p :p

[ashwanikalkal]

ghani shayani do be pove arr bhookhi sove

[sunitahooda]

Thanks if it is correct...but i wrote as my Nani used to say....thanks again

ghani shayani do be pove arr bhookhi sove

[dndeswal]

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Saajhe ka kaam, Bhaadwe ka ghaam
Bheet mey aala, Khundha Fahlaa
Kharaab Taalaa (lock), Gandaa Naalaa
Bhoora Chamaar, Bahmann kaala
Dhanwaan Jamaai, Kangaal saalaa -
- Ye sab seddhyaa karein (i.e. in sab se nuksaan hi hota hai)

“Nayi-Nayi Musallmaan-ni, allah-allah pukarey”

Shikaar Ke Bhakhat Kutiya Hagayi Firey
(In Hindi : Aag lagne pey kuan khodna)

“Kumhaar gadhe pey fallaree maarey – apnni marzi tein : kissey ke kahe tein nahin"

“Beer (lady), Baania, police, driver, bichchhoo, saanp, gawhera
Jiske maarein dank gaat (body) mein, deekhe ghor andhera"

[ajay_ajat]

1. Kaani Ke Byaah Mein Sau Zokhim !!!!
2. Dedh ne dedh ganga ji ke ghaat pe toh le !!
3. Naayian ki baraat mein hokka kaun bhare??

[deepshi]

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bhaaan manney ek-do aawey thi , ve tanne pehlam e issmey go di:D .
koye naa- jyukar e meri naani bardyaavegi, me hadde chaep dyugi :D

Dear All,

I am starting a new thread ..........

[rsdalal]

Bawla chale te Chale he jaa...

Bichhoo ka katta te Naag bhee Rowe...

Pathhar ke baat.. Jitne be ttollay utne-e ghaat.

[devdahiya]

Beimaan ki rukhaal arr aankh mei baal donnu kardde kaam sein.
2 pisse ki handdi gai kutte ki jaat pichhani gai.

[poonam]

Thaalli naayee kaattde mundde...:p

[sunitahooda]

1. Itney Kaani ka shingar hoga....itney mela bichhadd lega....

2. Kaam ka na kaaj ka....dhai mann anaaj ka....

3. Kaam chudelan ke....mijaj pariyan ke....(meri nani ki fav.thi)

4. Laanda tai puchkaariye chahve tha....

5. Andhaa nyuote ar do bulawey....

6. Andhaa baatey rewaddi....ap-apna nai de....

7. Maa tai tarsey chothi chothi nai....beti bitode ke bitode bakshey....

[jagmohan]

Bhai U manne Paar mein kai be sunn liya..

"Pani ko Papa na keh"

[sunitahooda]

Uncle Ji aap ka naam iss post mai dekh kai tai mere GHEE SA GHAL GYA....

Bhai U manne Paar mein kai be sunn liya..

"Pani ko Papa na keh"

[sunnysangwan]

Jaat ar Gadha, bhookha hi kaam de ......dhaappe paachhe mukadmma thoke e thoke

Jaat re Jaat, khadi karde teri khaat.
Beej khos le bon ni de,
Sod khos le son ni de
Ar Bhai! Doga maare ron ni de.

[ratheetheraist]

shunita yo te tanne aandi taaga( thread )chaalu kar diya tanne...........gd:D

le ek main bhi suna dyun sun.....................

BHEED MAIN DALLA( pathar) FADDU KE E LAAGYAA KAREE..........KILKII:D:D

[sunitahooda]

Kulliyan Mein Gudd Fodna....

[ratheetheraist]

PA**NN KI TAAKKATT NAHI ARR HA***N KI DUAAIII MAANGE SAI..............:p:p:D:D:D

[dndeswal]

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Moosey (Mouse) ney paa-gi haldi ki gaanth..
Pansaari ey bann baitha !