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    How to quit Smoking

    Dear All
    I've been wanting to quit smoking for quite some time now but somehow fail to do so. If anybody of u has given up smoking please let me know how to go about it.
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    Dhuk-Dhuki

    Kar te diya post, pan iib dhuk dhuki si laag ri hai kade koi ghar ka padh le ar aaje ban ja mera mor
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    Bhai jamma chhuttwa dyungga, par meri baat mann-ni paddegi...jei haan tei boll........kallesh kaat dyungga....manne 22 saal pi ke chhodd di katti........Pehlyan RAM kI SUUN kha le akk Katti imaandaari tein wo hei kreegga jo mei karran nei kahoonga?.........??
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

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    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Bhai jamma chhuttwa dyungga, par meri baat mann-ni paddegi...jei haan tei boll........kallesh kaat dyungga....manne 22 saal pi ke chhodd di katti........Pehlyan RAM kI SUUN kha le akk Katti imaandaari tein wo hei kreegga jo mei karran nei kahoonga?.........??
    Dev ji, kimme kar dyo, par chudwa do
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnysangwan
    Dev ji, kimme kar dyo, par chudwa do

    RAM KI SUUN TEI KHAIYE NA? Arr nyu batta bhai India mei sei akk Phirranggi desh mei.....parr pehlyaan suun kha taggajje tein.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

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    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    RAM KI SUUN TEI KHAIYE NA? Arr nyu batta bhai India mei sei akk Phirranggi desh mei.....parr pehlyaan suun kha taggajje tein.
    ke khaye bina maano ho aap bhi. main to nyun sochoon tha ak bina e khaye kaam chaal jaa te pehlyan aapka formula dekh loon kade roj neem ka kadha pilate ho...............par aap maano koni nyun............lyo to Ram ji ki suun, karoonga jo bhi kahoge.............ar soon to main US main pan jii ode e se
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    lakh dukhon ki ek dawa hai kyun na aajmaye....kahe ghabraye....kahe ghabraye....Kyun Kaka Ji ke jee nai bana rakhi sai tanne chhore, le mai bataun....just one word of treatment....STRONG WILLPOWER DOES IT ALL
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda
    lakh dukhon ki ek dawa hai kyun na aajmaye....kahe ghabraye....kahe ghabraye....Kyun Kaka Ji ke jee nai bana rakhi sai tanne chhore, le mai bataun....just one word of treatment....STRONG WILLPOWER DOES IT ALL
    bebe kai be jii kaida karke dekh liya pan baat banti si konya
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    Talking haha

    Quote Originally Posted by sunnysangwan
    Kar te diya post, pan iib dhuk dhuki si laag ri hai kade koi ghar ka padh le ar aaje ban ja mera mor

    bhai manne nyu laage sai ak tere ghar waalo ne dekh li to teri smoking aape hi choot jaagi, hahahaa!!! :D :D
    There is a place in Delhi named "Rani Bagh". I say its irony at it's fullest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by satyeshwar
    bhai manne nyu laage sai ak tere ghar waalo ne dekh li to teri smoking aape hi choot jaagi, hahahaa!!! :D :D
    aapne smoking choot ti deekh rahi hai, manne aade pran choot te deekh rhein se
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    Sunny tera jee bi kimme jee sai bawle....maadi si cematt mila le...ho jyaga karda....But truly you must have a strong willpower....it does WONDERS!!!!
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnysangwan
    ke khaye bina maano ho aap bhi. main to nyun sochoon tha ak bina e khaye kaam chaal jaa te pehlyan aapka formula dekh loon kade roj neem ka kadha pilate ho...............par aap maano koni nyun............lyo to Ram ji ki suun, karoonga jo bhi kahoge.............ar soon to main US main pan jii ode e se


    Bhai pehlyan tei iss jii ke MOHRI bandhh le...yo saalla nass ki jadd sei...ha...ha...ha. Yo tei bera na ke-2 mangge sei kameen......isski ghanni na sunya karr.Give a bloody shut up call to the idot as and when it Desires something which can not be give. Ha..ha..ha. OK ibb tnne kassam kha li tei suun le illaz:


    There is a tablet called...BUPRON SR 150....Berra na yo salt hudde US mei mil jyaga akk nahin. OK jei mil jya tei pher ek goli subeh arr ek golli saanjh kei khana khane ke baad.....THREE DAYS..[ don't stop smoking, smoke as you wish for these three days while you take these tablets. After three days one table per day in the morning....FOR 10 DAYS........All this while space out your smoking ..ie say you will smoke a cigarette after every 4 hours[it will be easy...very easy as you will find your urge to smoke reducing drastically at this point of time. With in these 1o days keep on increase the spacing..ie first day 4 hours,second day,6 hours,third day 8 hours,fourth day 9 hours and I CAN VOUCH THAT YOU WILL QUIT ON 7th or 8 th day...with a very low consumption of will power. All the best........!


    There may be a slight dryness in the mouth for a few days and hence ignore it...and take lots of water all this while.


    Get started bhai. PENDDA CHHUTTA LE DUSMAN TEIN.
    Last edited by devdahiya; March 30th, 2006 at 02:48 PM.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

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    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Bhai pehlyan tei iss jii ke MOHRI bandhh le...yo saalla nass ki jadd sei...ha...ha...ha. Yo tei bera na ke-2 mangge sei kameen......isski ghanni na sunya karr.Give a bloody shut up call to the idot as and when it Desires something which can not be give. Ha..ha..ha. OK ibb tnne kassam kha li tei suun le illaz:


    There is a tablet called...BUPRON SR 150....Berra na yo salt hudde US mei mil jyaga akk nahin. OK jei mil jya tei pher ek goli subeh arr ek golli saanjh kei khana khane ke baad.....THREE DAYS..[ don't stop smoking, smoke as you wish for these three days while you take these tablets. After three days one table per day in the morning....FOR 10 DAYS........All this while space out your smoking ..ie say you will smoke a cigarette after every 4 hours[it will be easy...very easy as you will find your urge to smoke reducing drastically at this point of time. With in these 1o days keep on increase the spacing..ie first day 4 hours,second day,6 hours,third day 8 hours,fourth day 9 hours and I CAN VOUCH THAT YOU WILL QUIT ON 7th or * th day...with a very low consumption of will power. All the best........!


    There may be a slight dryness in the mouth for a few days and hence ignore it...and take lots of water all this while.


    Get started bhai. PENDDA CHHUTTA LE DUSMAN TEIN.
    Dev ji,
    A sincere thanks to u for sharing ur secret. I dnt think I'll b able to get it over the counter (as such drugs need to be prescribed here in US) but I'll definitely ask some friend to get it for me the next time somebody goes.

    rah to sujha diya........pan nyun aur bata do ak side effects ke sein, kade ulti laag jyan ar aade emergency main bharti hona pade..........
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    Wink theek kahi

    Quote Originally Posted by sunnysangwan
    aapne smoking choot ti deekh rahi hai, manne aade pran choot te deekh rhein se

    Haan bhai, pran hi likdenge gharaalo ne bera paat gya te... :p Eeb tu sudhar jaa!
    There is a place in Delhi named "Rani Bagh". I say its irony at it's fullest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnysangwan
    Dev ji,
    A sincere thanks to u for sharing ur secret. I dnt think I'll b able to get it over the counter (as such drugs need to be prescribed here in US) but I'll definitely ask some friend to get it for me the next time somebody goes.

    rah to sujha diya........pan nyun aur bata do ak side effects ke sein, kade ulti laag jyan ar aade emergency main bharti hona pade..........



    Tnne bera sei ULTTI kadd lagya krrein ? Hei Bawwalle ya ke kahi....ib Sunita bebe He...he..he kareggi arr tu khat talle badd jyagga katti...ha...ha..ha. Maradd mannass arr ultti...na bhai na....nyu na huya karre. Kherr.....manne likh tei rakhi sei...akk thoddi MOUTH mai dryness si ho gi...jyan tahin Liquid intake madda batti kar liye......Water piyein jaiye thoddi-2 waar mein Par dhyan bhi rakhiye BATHROOm ghanna duur na ho...ha./..ha..ha na tei kalesh kasoota ho jyaga. Mei Bhej dyun 3-4 PUDDE..goliyan ke?
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

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    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Tnne bera sei ULTTI kadd lagya krrein ? Hei Bawwalle ya ke kahi....ib Sunita bebe He...he..he kareggi arr tu khat talle badd jyagga katti...ha...ha..ha. Maradd mannass arr ultti...na bhai na....nyu na huya karre. Kherr.....manne likh tei rakhi sei...akk thoddi MOUTH mai dryness si ho gi...jyan tahin Liquid intake madda batti kar liye......Water piyein jaiye thoddi-2 waar mein Par dhyan bhi rakhiye BATHROOm ghanna duur na ho...ha./..ha..ha na tei kalesh kasoota ho jyaga. Mei Bhej dyun 3-4 PUDDE..goliyan ke?
    Kaka kisse ne dhyaan na bhi aave ar yo baat te iib te kati na chooke koi hahaheheh karan te. manne 1 baat dekh li se Kaka, aangli laavan main aap tame koni lyaya karo ar fer baithe baithe chuski liye jaao ho
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Tnne bera sei ULTTI kadd lagya krrein ? Hei Bawwalle ya ke kahi....ib Sunita bebe He...he..he kareggi arr tu khat talle badd jyagga katti...ha...ha..ha. Maradd mannass arr ultti...na bhai na....nyu na huya karre. Kherr.....manne likh tei rakhi sei...akk thoddi MOUTH mai dryness si ho gi...jyan tahin Liquid intake madda batti kar liye......Water piyein jaiye thoddi-2 waar mein Par dhyan bhi rakhiye BATHROOm ghanna duur na ho...ha./..ha..ha na tei kalesh kasoota ho jyaga. Mei Bhej dyun 3-4 PUDDE..goliyan ke?
    oho ke karoon nervous hoke khatka 2 bar dab gya
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    Lya Mein Chutwaoon Smoking...

    Le sunn le Bhai, par beera bura mat maniye...

    This is in addition to what Dev said.

    I think you don't love your near & dear ones or you wouldn't have asked such a stupid question. How can you even smoke? Do you want to die of cancer and leave your loved ones crying? What kind of a JAT are you in any case? On one hand you plan to conquer the world and then you ask like a sissy, "re meri sigret chudva dyao". Nahin chhode ga te ya jindgi e na chhoot jya gi. Jis din marega us din apne aap na chuut jya gi!! Kyon gabrave se patthe.

    Bhai, jo ib bi na chhooti, te pher chhoot e na.

    Regards,

    JS Malik

    PS: Bhai, these were the words I spoke to an employee of my company & he hasn't smoked since then. If you have doubt I can give his reference.
    JAT BALWAN, JAI BHAGWAN

    (Ein Volk - Ein Reich - Ein Fuhrer)

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    Cool

    Col. Uncleji,
    Very gud gyaan!
    Salutations!

    Lekin if I aint wrong aap bhi kabi kabi Paro Aunty se chup chup kar do-chaar kas laga hi lete ho, mane bera se :D :D :D :D :D :p

    hahahahha....jokes apart! Smoking stinks & Sucks!!!!!


    Rock on
    Jit
    Quote Originally Posted by jagmohan
    Le sunn le Bhai, par beera bura mat maniye...

    This is in addition to what Dev said.

    I think you don't love your near & dear ones or you wouldn't have asked such a stupid question. How can you even smoke? Do you want to die of cancer and leave your loved ones crying? What kind of a JAT are you in any case? On one hand you plan to conquer the world and then you ask like a sissy, "re meri sigret chudva dyao". Nahin chhode ga te ya jindgi e na chhoot jya gi. Jis din marega us din apne aap na chuut jya gi!! Kyon gabrave se patthe.

    Bhai, jo ib bi na chhooti, te pher chhoot e na.

    Regards,

    JS Malik

    PS: Bhai, these were the words I spoke to an employee of my company & he hasn't smoked since then. If you have doubt I can give his reference.
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



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    Quote Originally Posted by jagmohan
    Le sunn le Bhai, par beera bura mat maniye...

    This is in addition to what Dev said.

    I think you don't love your near & dear ones or you wouldn't have asked such a stupid question. How can you even smoke? Do you want to die of cancer and leave your loved ones crying? What kind of a JAT are you in any case? On one hand you plan to conquer the world and then you ask like a sissy, "re meri sigret chudva dyao". Nahin chhode ga te ya jindgi e na chhoot jya gi. Jis din marega us din apne aap na chuut jya gi!! Kyon gabrave se patthe.

    Bhai, jo ib bi na chhooti, te pher chhoot e na.

    Regards,

    JS Malik

    PS: Bhai, these were the words I spoke to an employee of my company & he hasn't smoked since then. If you have doubt I can give his reference.
    With due respect Sir
    Its no yardstick either to measure how much I love my near and dear ones or to confirm how Jat I am. It seems you never got into this nasty habit of smoking. Any smoker would tell u how difficult it is to quit smoking. As Dev Sir said himself it took him almost 22 years before he could finally quit.
    Regards
    Sangwan
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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