Mc Donalds Job Application

[dhayal]

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's
fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so
honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION:
Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO
50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner
of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

[downtoearth]

arey o dayal,,,,,,,yu tera tagga ,,, 3 april ka jama soona parya thaa,,:D :D
,,,tu pehlam to,,,,,

1 >>.... gogle pey search maarey sey........
2>>.......fer tu kimmey paadhey sey:rolleyes:
3>>>......fer tu soochey sey akk isney likhu akk na
4>>>...... fer tu copy paste maarey sey
5>>.........fer jatland ki chaatti mein yu chakku ghoop dey sey


aur fer tu nu chahwey sey,,,, akk reply bhi ghaney millen,,,,,,,,,,,o dhayal ,,, o dhayal ,, o dhayal ,, o dhayal,,,,,,,,,,,,,,tera gogle mein baardna baand karwaana parega,,,,,:p ,,,,, aaj ke baad taaney gogle mein kuddan ki koshish kari to,,,,,,,,,,,,, gogle aaley tera kaaler pakard key tanney ghisraandey lyaawengey .....,. khi khi khi:D sooch le ib tu

[ratheetheraist]

arr rupi .........tanney itne giiree huee taagee taain thaa liyaa reyy............DHIKKAARR HAII...............:eek:

[dhayal]

arey o dayal,,,,,,,yu tera tagga ,,, 3 april ka jama soona parya thaa,,:D :D
,,,tu pehlam to,,,,,

1 >>.... gogle pey search maarey sey........
2>>.......fer tu kimmey paadhey sey:rolleyes:
3>>>......fer tu soochey sey akk isney likhu akk na
4>>>...... fer tu copy paste maarey sey
5>>.........fer jatland ki chaatti mein yu chakku ghoop dey sey


aur fer tu nu chahwey sey,,,, akk reply bhi ghaney millen,,,,,,,,,,,o dhayal ,,, o dhayal ,, o dhayal ,, o dhayal,,,,,,,,,,,,,,tera gogle mein baardna baand karwaana parega,,,,,:p ,,,,, aaj ke baad taaney gogle mein kuddan ki koshish kari to,,,,,,,,,,,,, gogle aaley tera kaaler pakard key tanney ghisraandey lyaawengey .....,. khi khi khi:D sooch le ib tu

rupe tu ek bhar google mein se nikal kar bata tane 1 KG desi GEE inam dunga nai toh 2 kg le loonga

[ratheetheraist]

rupe tu ek bhar google mein se nikal kar bata tane 1 KG desi GEE inam dunga nai toh 2 kg le loonga

ooooooooo khappeeterrr.................tu kyun desii ghee kaa khoo karre saii.........u ghee tere dast laawegaa ibb garmiyaan main jaannyaa........arr uu tere moochyaan main ee reh jaaga adha tee.........tu nu karr ghee khaana saii naa te tuu innee muh gellyan matt khaa.....tu ghee kee suee lawa liyaa karr for the gretest efficiency ..........look out for other styles to eat except from mouth from UR GOOGLE..............khii khii......jaa badd jaa ultaa usse main.......:D:D:D:D

[dhayal]

ooooooooo khappeeterrr.................tu kyun desii ghee kaa khoo karre saii.........u ghee tere dast laawegaa ibb garmiyaan main jaannyaa........arr uu tere moochyaan main ee reh jaaga adha tee.........tu nu karr ghee khaana saii naa te tuu innee muh gellyan matt khaa.....tu ghee kee suee lawa liyaa karr for the gretest efficiency ..........look out for other styles to eat except from mouth from UR GOOGLE..............khii khii......jaa badd jaa ultaa usse main.......:D:D:D:D

reeee julmi tere gee nai pachta ho ga lekin yaha 2 kg gee moochho ke liyeeeeeeee kam padta hai kangal :p :p :p

[ratheetheraist]

reeee julmi tere gee nai pachta ho ga lekin yaha 2 kg gee moochho ke liyeeeeeeee kam padta hai kangal :p :p :p

oooo hadhiyall bhaaii tu nuu bata.........akk inn saallii moochaan ney tuu dhartii main boo ryaaa saii kee........jinnee ghee tee SEENNCCHHYAA karrey tu kupaattii.........arreyy innee maada haa apnee bhittar bhi ghaal lee....kiimee byaah jogaa hoo jagaa.........naa te MIN HOON NAA EE KEHNDAA HAANDEGAA TUU..........:p:p:p:D:D

[jitendershooda]

arey o dayal,,,,,,,yu tera tagga ,,, 3 april ka jama soona parya thaa,,:D :D
,,,tu pehlam to,,,,,

1 >>.... gogle pey search maarey sey........
2>>.......fer tu kimmey paadhey sey:rolleyes:
3>>>......fer tu soochey sey akk isney likhu akk na
4>>>...... fer tu copy paste maarey sey
5>>.........fer jatland ki chaatti mein yu chakku ghoop dey sey


aur fer tu nu chahwey sey,,,, akk reply bhi ghaney millen,,,,,,,,,,,o

HA HA bhai wo le liya manas gonde mein eee ....yo theek karya rupi tene yo dayal bhi nichala na tikta kade ho likh ke janta rahe hai chopy paste sauda ..

[sunitahooda]

Rathee rey iski moonchan ke barey mai koye kimme ni bolegaa....manne iski moochan ka specialnaam dharya sai....COCKROACH KE ANTENNA....par ibb nu sochun akk 2killo ghee laake we issi sai jai na lata to kisis hoti....Hai koi Jawab???? Sahi jawab dene wale ko 100 rapiyye ka nakad inaam....:D :D :D :D

jinnee ghee tee SEENNCCHHYAA karrey tu kupaattii.........arreyy innee maada haa apnee bhittar bhi ghaal lee....kiimee byaah jogaa hoo jagaa.........

[dhayal]

Rathee rey iski moonchan ke barey mai koye kimme ni bolegaa....manne iski moochan ka specialnaam dharya sai....COCKROACH KE ANTENNA....par ibb nu sochun akk 2killo ghee laake we issi sai jai na lata to kisis hoti....Hai koi Jawab???? Sahi jawab dene wale ko 100 rapiyye ka nakad inaam....:D :D :D :D

jinnee ghee tee SEENNCCHHYAA karrey tu kupaattii.........arreyy innee maada haa apnee bhittar bhi ghaal lee....kiimee byaah jogaa hoo jagaa.........

jinke moochhen hoti hai unke nam hote hai, jinke nai hoti woh moochh munde hote (for your kind info):D :D :D :D

[sunitahooda]

hahahahahahahahaha...jinki moochey hoti hain...unke naam hotey hain....shukar sai Ram nai tu kati mada sa bacha diya ye Cockroach ke antenna de akai nai....na deta tai tu gurmoondi kha kai padya hota....ram kenni muh tha kai...arr Kehta Hey Ram mere ko moonch kyuna di????? Jissi teri sai issi hon tai to badhiya sai NA HON....manne lage ya awaj teri Moonchan mai kai aayi hogi....MAIN HOON NA....hahahahahahaha killki....main hoon na.....

jinke moochhen hoti hai unke nam hote hai, jinke nai hoti woh moochh munde hote (for your kind info):D :D :D :D

[dahiyarules]

Talking of McDonalds, I have noted extreme differences in the way the chain operates in differnet countries.

1. In India it is a premium restaurant. Uncle colors his hair and aunty puts on her best sari the day of the month they go to the restaurant. And yes, the entire nighborhood knows that Guptas were going to McDonalds.

2. In Germany, they serve beer in McDonalds. Once a german friend of mine who was visiting me in Florida, was surprised that he could not get a beer in McDonalds. Dude! I told him. This is the 99cent meal place. You don't get 99 cent beers even during happy hours are a pub.

3. In Russia, don't be suprised that the guy who flips burgers could be a PHD in mathematics.

4. In America, the only thing of value in a McDonalds are the gold teeth of the employees and panhandlers.

[dhayal]

Talking of McDonalds, I have noted extreme differences in the way the chain operates in differnet countries.

1. In India it is a premium restaurant. Uncle colors his hair and aunty puts on her best sari the day of the month they go to the restaurant. And yes, the entire nighborhood knows that Guptas were going to McDonalds.

2. In Germany, they serve beer in McDonalds. Once a german friend of mine who was visiting me in Florida, was surprised that he could not get a beer in McDonalds. Dude! I told him. This is the 99cent meal place. You don't get 99 cent beers even during happy hours are a pub.

3. In Russia, don't be suprised that the guy who flips burgers could be a PHD in mathematics.

4. In America, the only thing of value in a McDonalds are the gold teeth of the employees and panhandlers.

sumit ji achha kiya aap ne inlogon bata diya, inko kuch pata toh hai nai aur fakena chaloo kar dete hai :eek: :eek: :eek: :p :D

[desijat]

jinke moochhen hoti hai unke nam hote hai, jinke nai hoti woh moochh munde hote (for your kind info):D :D :D :D

DAyale bhaiii

Majhe kisme ginegaa
meri to much hai bhi hai bhi konyaaa:p bata bata
Ur mooch theory Fails

Hence PRoved:p

[desijat]

2. In Germany, they serve beer in McDonalds. Once a german friend of mine who was visiting me in Florida, was surprised that he could not get a beer in McDonalds. Dude! I told him. This is the 99cent meal place. You don't get 99 cent beers even during happy hours are a pub.
.

One of my frnds frm germany was in US for last 1 yr, recently she came back
and i saw her struggling like anything, and the reasons.
1. I am being asked for my ID everywhr, i am 19 i cant go to ne f@@$$ DiScs, am i in some gaon??
2. GOSHH These americans, THr beers are like cold drinks, German beers are so strong....

And henceforth, now, she has decided to never to go to US:p

[dhayal]

One of my frnds frm germany was in US for last 1 yr, recently she came back
and i saw her struggling like anything, and the reasons.
1. I am being asked for my ID everywhr, i am 19 i cant go to ne f@@$$ DiScs, am i in some gaon??
2. GOSHH These americans, THr beers are like cold drinks, German beers are so strong....

And henceforth, now, she has decided to never to go to US:p

desi jat videshi baat karien hai hahahahahah

[prashantacmet]

areeeee bohat dinno main dikhha kOONGER. Tai to ALAKARAN kar diya... kaha tha tu ittne din .arr woo JITT bhi na deekkhta aaj kaal.........

desi jat videshi baat karien hai hahahahahah

[dhayal]

areeeee bohat dinno main dikhha kOONGER. Tai to ALAKARAN kar diya... kaha tha tu ittne din .arr woo JITT bhi na deekkhta aaj kaal.........

bhai tadipar ho gye the hahahhahaha
hum sare ke sare jatland ki police bhi nah doh ke pichhe hai hahahahah

[prashantacmet]

aachaaaa reeeee assa ke julam kar diya tah thaamne..... keshav , sunita to aaj deeh re..... per vikas, jitaa eib lo bi baahar deekhe..... arrreeee bhai, kaun karan laag ra yu julm in balaku pe..................inke bina to yaha TERAMI si pe aake baith jaa... assa na karo .... yeh to ghane suddhe balak hai madak si majak hi to kar le.... aur ke inhunne kissi ke BHEINS ke DHOKKE CHULAK liye.....................

bhai tadipar ho gye the hahahhahaha
hum sare ke sare jatland ki police bhi nah doh ke pichhe hai hahahahah