rathee bhai ki bahu khuu giiiii.....

[fool4love]

baat 2010 ki see.....
rupi bhai ...ar rathee bhai ki bahu khuu ggiiii... te ve... thaane chale gaye report likhavan

rathee bhai: inispector saaab.. mahri donua ki bahuu khu giii
inespector: aaccha reee.... kisi....thi va..? huliaa baataoo..

rathee bhai: jamaa.. doodh barga gora rang thaa ji uska
inespector: accha ree!!... or?

rathee bhai: ashvarya barga kad thaa ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: moti jissee.. daat theee ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: sunhare sunhare... baal thee ji uske
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: ikdum kimikatkar jisi lagya karti ji
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

rathee bhai: hirni jissiii aankhee thee ji uski
inespector: accha ree!!.. chaaal re rupinderaa... ib tu bata

rupi bhai: janab.. meri ne goli maaro.. chalo pahlyaa.. iski eee tooh ke layavaan geee...:D

[deepshi]

yu aachi bhundi banni ree...good one !
killki killki
(koye naa, server te paat liyaa se):D

[cooljat]

hahahah Bhai Kamal tune to kammal kar diya,
Bhai Rathee the terrorist eib aaya phaad ke neeche :p :p :D :D

Rock on
Jit

[anilsangwan]

Bhai Kamal Dharti kaat giri tenne 14 tawaan ki herroo le ke.....kasoota likh gira yoh te inn pe...

Par bhai Jehrili fukaad tein bachiye ebb...kade lapetey mein aa jya....yeh kasai sein...kise ne bhi na bakshein....Par bhai sunn... Staaph aala pass dikha diye...

Aar yoh Jit sei na....Yoh bhi kasai unka e oodi paawega fer...ebbe raaji ho rahya sei Joke padh ke...

[ajay_kumar_g]

Year 2010:

what are you reading here, let us go to search rathee's bahu

rai rupi bhai kai baat sai, tanai apni bahoo kai baarai mai tou kuchh bataya hai nahi..

to kamal: bhai kamal kai kahanai chahw sai ki Rupi ki bahu rathee's wife jisi koni


Kilki@ Inspector
inespector: accha reee!!... or?

[jitendershooda]

Ha haaha bhai re KAMLE >.....par ek rolli rakh gya tun ismien ...IIISSPECTOR ka naam LAKHOO Gyaa ...Dikhe tunhe pavega wo PETLA sa baithya hude thane mein beedi pemta .... :D :D :D

[keshavdahiya]

chaaal re rupinderaa... ib tu bata

rupi bhai: janab.. meri bhi kati BHINN KI BHINN...:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Jo rathhee khawe se wahhe meri bhi se jamma NYU KI NYU

[ratheetheraist]

bhaii manne beraa paat gyaa akk suthrii bahu lyaan kaa nuksaan howegaa 2010 main.............arr mere ghar kee unn bhi chintaa main leen rehya kartee akk iss chore khattar chori sej sii ne paawe te konii naa e itni laambii........arr naa ee suthrii.........

ibb unnee keh dungaa akk merii laabi arr suthrii naa lyaaiyoo naa te dekh lyoo iss kamal ney kisi matii pittii aaj..........ke beraa kukrami ki jeeb pey mata bethi hoo arr yaa saachi ho jyaa 2010 main...........

main te apne babu ne kahun sun akk manney dhoknii saii waa lambii suthrii bahu jo roj khoii rehgii.........tu nuu kariyee akk 2 CHOTTII CHOTTII LE AAIYEE..........unne upara talli khadi kar liyaa karungaa JADD MAIN..............iss bhaanee unn chottiyaan kaa bhi ghar bassegaa...........arr merii din raat niri sewa karengii........................arr naa unkee khoon kaa dukh hoo.....saali khoo jaangi te orr le aawaangee......killki........pe...........killkii. ........apni kilkii te naa thambengee thaane ney dekh ke roj roj..................killkii......pe..........kill ki.....:D:D:D:D

nirtuilcrfbtuicrgabtilacrgbiargbli;yargbyo;agr
ayaciacgibtuagclbitclabiacrgblacrgblitnanlicr..... ....hahahahahahhahah........marrgee reeee bhaii kamall bigni joke.......:D:D:D

[anilsangwan]

Ha haaha bhai re KAMLE >.....par ek rolli rakh gya tun ismien ...IIISSPECTOR ka naam LAKHOO Gyaa ...Dikhe tunhe pavega wo PETLA sa baithya hude thane mein beedi pemta .... :D :D :D

aagei nyu bani......

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Ja! 2 Cha bol aa bahar dhaabe pe..aar 2 Kammaander ki sigrate bhi le aaiye..

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : :rolleyes: Itne tu toh laawega mahari ghar aaliyaan ne????

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Kunn se gaam ki thee?

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : Donu Duballdhan-Maajre ki..bebe sein donu...

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Uss gaam ki to Meheins khu ja to na paawe....Lugayee paawein sein? Apne Apne gharaan jao...aar baalkaan nei Rotti po-po ke khuwaao Kasaiyo...hade ke dokey lewo so...laandey e kama khao...aar haan...Raanda club ka faaram Muki007 tein le liyo...pilson ho jaagi thaari..... :D :D

[ PS: No offenses to anyone...]

[jitendershooda]

aagei nyu bani......

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Ja! 2 Cha bol aa bahar dhaabe pe..aar 2 Kammaander ki sigrate bhi le aaiye..

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : :rolleyes: Itne tu toh laawega mahari ghar aaliyaan ne????

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Kunn se gaam ki thee?

RUPI to IISSPECTOR : Donu Duballdhan-Maajre ki..bebe sein donu...

KAMALA IISSPECTOR To RUPI: Uss gaam ki to Meheins khu ja to na paawe....Lugayee paawein sein?

[ PS: No offenses to anyone...]

Ha hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha hah a mar gya rae aaaahhhhh hoooooo oooohoooo Sangey reeeee Us gaam ki khui aud te mheins bhi na paveee ......haaaaaahahahahah

bhai re chale pad diye jama nu ... KAMLA ISSPECTOR TE BHAI SOODHA EE THA JO 2 SIKREETTEE LE KE EE TAN BAJA LI KIME PAISE DHELI BHI TE LIYE HONGE IN DONUA DHORE ...

Upar aale reply mein yo rathee ke kahe hai choti choti do le ke upra tali kahdi kar lunga dhore ....ha ha ha hah ha ha bhai ree rathee theek kahe hai DONU JANI KHOOB SEVA KARENGI JUKAR ROONDHE KHOONDE NE CHANDRAVAL MEIN APANE GURU KE PAAN DABE THE NUEE TERE DABENGI BHAI ....ER PHER TERE BALAK BHI NIRE KHOONTE GADAN KE KAAM AAVENGE :D :D

[cooljat]

:D :D :D :D Bhai Jelly aale Jat & Jeetu hooda
tum logone to Rathee bhai ki matti-paleet kar dee :p
ek baat aur bhai Hooda kade haath-pag daabti daabti Galla na daab de wah chhoti-chotti 2 lugaai :p :p

bhai Rathi bach ke....as dwarf as cunning :rolleyes:

Rock on
Jit

[ratheetheraist]

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Upar aale reply mein yo rathee ke kahe hai choti choti do le ke upra tali kahdi kar lunga dhore ....ha ha ha hah ha ha bhai ree rathee theek kahe hai DONU JANI KHOOB SEVA KARENGI JUKAR ROONDHE KHOONDE NE CHANDRAVAL MEIN APANE GURU KE PAAN DABE THE NUEE TERE DABENGI BHAI ....ER PHER TERE BALAK BHI NIRE KHOONTE GADAN KE KAAM AAVENGE

oo bhaaii hoodaa saab..........tuu jannta konii naa iss maarii issii TIPPANNI karr gya tu mere baalkaan kee baare main..............koi baat naa..le sunn........

mhaare SUNDER PUR ke RATHHIYAAN ney ek wardaan mill raa saii...........akk mhaare balakk APNNEYY BAABU PEY eyy jaaya karenn:p:D.................unkii maa te che kisii ee honn.........arr je fer bhi kisee ney tantarr mantarr karr diyaa jitu bargee neyy arr chottey chottey ho gey.......tee mere saalyaan neyy patharr ke bandh kee NADDII main gair aungaa...................

hahahahahahahhahaha
hahahahhahahhahahhaha
hahahahahahhahahahhaha
hahahahahahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahhahahahahhaha.........marey ree...........:D:D:D

[jitendershooda]

oo bhaaii hoodaa saab..........tuu jannta konii naa iss maarii issii TIPPANNI karr gya tu mere baalkaan kee baare main..............koi baat naa..le sunn........

mhaare SUNDER PUR ke RATHHIYAAN ney ek wardaan mill raa saii...........akk mhaare balakk APNNEYY BAABU PEY eyy jaaya karenn:p:D

ha ha ha ha Na bhai dekh aapne bhatije-bhatijiyan ka khayal sa ho gya tha na te mere yaar mein ke issi TIPPANNI karta ...katiye na ...

SUNDERPUR KA HAI TUN AACHA RE JYANHE TAHI TUN ITNI SUNDER BAHU LAYA THA ...THEEK KAHE HAI TUN DEKHYA DOOKH HOGYA BINA BAAT KA PAPERAN MEIN ,....TOHNI BHI PADEGI NU BINA TOHE BHI NA SAAAREE :eek: :D :D

[anilsangwan]

Ha ....ER PHER TERE BALAK BHI NIRE KHOONTE GADAN KE KAAM AAVENGE :D :D

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Kaatya Rog....

Bhai Bhedd ke goddey maan maan baalak hongey...woh yaad sei gaam mein jab kuwa khodya karein...baalak kahya karein..."Falaane ke kuwe mein bilaandhhiye maanas likdey"

Bilaandhhiye baalak huwengey......

[ratheetheraist]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Kaatya Rog....

Bhai Bhedd ke goddey maan maan baalak hongey...woh yaad sei gaam mein jab kuwa khodya karein...baalak kahya karein..."Falaane ke kuwe mein bilaandhhiye maanas likdey"

Bilaandhhiye baalak huwengey......

oooooooooo khuppattiyoooooooooooo................hahahahahaha hahahahaha...............ibb tumney main ke kahun julmiyooooooooooooo..................hahahahahahha haa...............hahahaha..............billandiya an kaa main tumneyy ke kahun hahahahahah,,,,,,,,,,,,,._______________tum aapee samajh jaaiyoo arr killkii maar liyoo.,................hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhaha.,............tum te bhaii kattii khu[paattii bal;ak likdde....................arr sunn ree jellii aaallee jaatt....................hahahahahhahaah.......... ....tu te meryaarr pagla gaya haii yar...........hahahahhahah...........hahahahha.... ........

datt tuu ............tuu nu bata iss fotu main tu khadya saii akk bethaa saii...................laagyaa tuu bhiii billandhiyaa ee...........hahahahah..........ahahha...........t eraa udde bangolore main adda bann ryaa saii billandiyaa ho keeyy te mere balakk bhi kimme khaa kama lengee ........jee lyann dee julmii............hahahahha............jelli pooungaa yaa terii tere ee..........hahahahahahha.........

[cooljat]

hahahahahhaha@ Bilaandhhiye baalak
bhai re Jellya aale Jat tune to Rathee ki kati beizati kar dee :p :p :D :D
hahahhahahaahahhahahahahahhahahah

lage reho!

rock on
Jit

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....Kaatya Rog....

Bhai Bhedd ke goddey maan maan baalak hongey...woh yaad sei gaam mein jab kuwa khodya karein...baalak kahya karein..."Falaane ke kuwe mein bilaandhhiye maanas likdey"

Bilaandhhiye baalak huwengey......

[ratheetheraist]

hahahahahhaha@ Bilaandhhiye baalak
bhai re Jellya aale Jat tune to Rathee ki kati beizati kar dee :p :p :D :D
hahahhahahaahahhahahahahahhahahah

aaj tera julam din saii..............aaj teri 50 galti maaf sain...............tere upar koi anch bi nahi aawegii......parr 51mi honti ee terii ghetii dharti main padi paawegii............kirsha ka chakkar yaad saii naa..............

[anilsangwan]

O Bhai History ke "Khaali-sthaan bharo aalle prashan"

Woh baalak maharey bhi to kimme laagde hongey Khagarr....Mein kimme na kahoon apne bhatijyaan ne....Bhudaapey mein Jagadhri number 1 ka pawwa we e lya ke diya karengey menne....

:D :D :D

oooooooooo khuppattiyoooooooooooo................hahahahahaha hahahahaha...............ibb tumney main ke kahun julmiyooooooooooooo..................hahahahahahha haa...............hahahaha..............billandiya an kaa main tumneyy ke kahun hahahahahah,,,,,,,,,,,,,._______________tum aapee samajh jaaiyoo arr killkii maar liyoo.,................hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhaha.,............tum te bhaii kattii khu[paattii bal;ak likdde....................arr sunn ree jellii aaallee jaatt....................hahahahahhahaah.......... ....tu te meryaarr pagla gaya haii yar...........hahahahhahah...........hahahahha.... ........

datt tuu ............tuu nu bata iss fotu main tu khadya saii akk bethaa saii...................laagyaa tuu bhiii billandhiyaa ee...........hahahahah..........ahahha...........t eraa udde bangolore main adda bann ryaa saii billandiyaa ho keeyy te mere balakk bhi kimme khaa kama lengee ........jee lyann dee julmii............hahahahha............jelli pooungaa yaa terii tere ee..........hahahahahahha.........

[dhayal]

aaj tera julam din saii..............aaj teri 50 galti maaf sain...............tere upar koi anch bi nahi aawegii......parr 51mi honti ee terii ghetii dharti main padi paawegii............kirsha ka chakkar yaad saii naa..............

julam din ka sahara kyo leta julami mein toh teri ek bhi galti maaf nai karta

[deepshi]

tere bhai ne BESHT OP LUCK !!
dikhey...mharaa naam rossan kariyeye:D :D :D