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Thread: Ek Hasya vayang ki kavita

  1. #1

    Smile Ek Hasya vayang ki kavita

    Ek kavi hue hai naam hai "Jamini Haryanvi", unhi ki ek kavita chep raha hoon, bataana kaisi lagi :

    Ek din, ek pados ka chora,
    mere tai aake bolya :
    "Chacha ji, apni ISTRI de dyo"

    Main Chupp, wo pher kahan lagaa :
    "Chacha ji, Apni ISTRI de dyo nai"

    Jab usne yo kahi dubara,
    manne apni birbaani ki taraf kara ishaara :
    "Le jaa bhai, yo baithee"

    Chora kuch sharmaya, kuch muskaya,
    phir kahan lagaa :
    "Nahi chacha ji, wo kapda aali"

    Main bolya, "are tanne dikhe konya
    ya kapda main hi to baithee sai"

    Wo chora pher kahan lagaa :
    "Chacha ji, aap tai mazaak karo so
    manne to wo current wali chaihye"

    Main bolya, "Are bawli Aulaad,
    Tu haath lagaa ke to dekh
    YA CURRENT BHI MAARE SAI"
    राहुल टोकस
    जय किलकी टौल!!!!!!!! :rock

    JAI KILLKI TAULL!!!!!!!! :rock

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  3. #2
    HAHAHAHAHAHA....Rahul bhai kasuti ND hasya kavita
    laaga reh dhaar pe :D :p :D :p

    Rock on
    Jit
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



  4. #3
    bhai jeete, manne na likhi, na teri bhabhi maar maar latth ghar tai khaad deti
    राहुल टोकस
    जय किलकी टौल!!!!!!!! :rock

    JAI KILLKI TAULL!!!!!!!! :rock

  5. #4
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    Yoh bhi theek thaak tha....Ghana dukh pa rahya tha apni ghar aali sei .......

  6. #5
    ek damm jabardast...mast....

    RK^2

  7. #6
    bahut aache bhai tokas ...lagya rahe ..

  8. #7
    EK HASSYA VAYANGYA KAVITAA

    laggee rahoo

  9. #8
    manne thoda sa haasya-vyangya bacha kai bhi lakh liya sai...shaniwar-ittwar khatar
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  10. #9
    Very good :D
    "Mine is a peaceful religion, I will kill you if you insult it"

  11. #10
    Too good. Keep it up dear!
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  12. #11
    good one.. rahul bro....
    don't argue with an idiot... people watching may not be able to tell the difference

  13. #12

    Talking Mast se bhai..

    EK hasya Ras ka udaharan main bhi deta hun ,, 11th class ki hindi ki book mein tha...

    Naas ho Itihaas ka, San ke Samunder Beh gaye,
    Mar gaye wo log, Rone ko Hum Reg Gaye!!!
    Deepak Sejwal
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

  14. #13
    welldone Rahul...................

    Quote Originally Posted by rativas
    Ek kavi hue hai naam hai "Jamini Haryanvi", unhi ki ek kavita chep raha hoon, bataana kaisi lagi :

    Ek din, ek pados ka chora,
    mere tai aake bolya :
    "Chacha ji, apni ISTRI de dyo"

    Main Chupp, wo pher kahan lagaa :
    "Chacha ji, Apni ISTRI de dyo nai"

    Jab usne yo kahi dubara,
    manne apni birbaani ki taraf kara ishaara :
    "Le jaa bhai, yo baithee"

    Chora kuch sharmaya, kuch muskaya,
    phir kahan lagaa :
    "Nahi chacha ji, wo kapda aali"

    Main bolya, "are tanne dikhe konya
    ya kapda main hi to baithee sai"

    Wo chora pher kahan lagaa :
    "Chacha ji, aap tai mazaak karo so
    manne to wo current wali chaihye"

    Main bolya, "Are bawli Aulaad,
    Tu haath lagaa ke to dekh
    YA CURRENT BHI MAARE SAI"
    Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

  15. #14

    wah bhai tokass.........

    ooooo rohllee.........bhai kheench ke le ra sai tu aaj kaal inn taagyaan ney tu............dhoomaa paadd.....saudaa..............arr sunniyee......bhabi ney padhi naa te tu gaya.......jaanyaa........:p:p:D

    dekh kyukkar bechari kii patang bana key uddaa diiiiiii..................:D:D:D
    Rozz Suraj Ki Tarah Ugg Kar Doobna Nai Chaahtaa..!!
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!

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