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  1. April 20th, 2006, 09:09 PM #1
    rakeshsehrawat
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    Numberdar

    Ek bai ek chamar ka chora aapni maa tai poochan lag gaya "maa yo lumberdar kun ho sai' uski maa boli beta jo Zameen ka lekha jokha rakhe woh lumberdar woh bolya "maa jai woh mar jaa to?" Uski maa boli beta uska chora lumberdar ban jaga Chora"maa jai uske Chora naa ho to?" Beta fer uska bhai ya bhatija lumberdar ban jaaga Chore ke fer khaj si hoyee "ma jai uska Bhai Bhatija naa ho to" Beta fer uske kunbe mein se koi lumberdar ban jaga
    "Maa jai uske kunbe mein koi naa ho to?" Fer to beta gaam ki panchayat hovegi ar koi mouzij Aadmi(sincere Person) Dekh ke ustai numberdar bana denge
    Chore ke sabra sa nahi hoya"Maa jai gaam mein koi mouzij aadmi naa ho to?"
    Uski maa boli "beta chahe saara gaam mar ja tera number fer bhi koni aawe"

    ****"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."*****
    Thomas A. Edison
    Last edited by rakeshsehrawat; April 21st, 2006 at 07:01 AM.
  2. April 21st, 2006, 01:47 AM #2
    downtoearth
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    hehheeh ,, rey sehrawat ,,,, good joke bhai rey,,,, aan de nuey
    I dont have personality,i am mere statistics.I used to be "downtoearth". Now this is my present name. Do i possess a name, a face ,an individuality ?:rolleyes:

  3. April 21st, 2006, 01:51 AM #3
    fool4love
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    rakesh bhai.. roz ke.. ik ik.. do do...aapne to maahri.. haansii.. ki khuraak sii baandh diii....:D aando..aando...
    don't argue with an idiot... people watching may not be able to tell the difference
  4. April 21st, 2006, 02:22 AM #4
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    Wah ! beta sehrawat, tanne to aande ke saath saaryan ka dil jeet liya bhai..............lagya rah
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan
  5. April 21st, 2006, 07:31 PM #5
    rakeshsehrawat
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    Bhai Sangu sab teri hi meharbani hai warna hum to khak bhi nahi
    Dream is not what you see while sleeping. Dream is that which won't let you sleep
  6. April 21st, 2006, 07:41 PM #6
    suneet_rana
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    Smile

    really very gud jike................
    Men may come and men may go, but I go on forever
  7. April 21st, 2006, 07:50 PM #7
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    wow!!

    hehe,,,good one!!
    chaal daaki, tera no. te aa e gaya..wid distinction:p :D
    -There are no bad people in this world..they are either good or amusing.

    ...La Vida es Bella....
  8. April 21st, 2006, 10:19 PM #8
    devdahiya
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    Quote Originally Posted by suneet_rana
    really very gud jike................

    Like.....?????
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"
  9. April 21st, 2006, 10:39 PM #9
    ratheetheraist
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    Wink uff........

    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Like.....?????
    oo kaka .........namattee...........tu itna bi na samjhaa.......u like naa thaa..........jike thaa.........u rana joke likhann ki koshish main tha...........kyun iskki aur bejtii karree saii........pehlaan iss HANDPUMP ney thodii karwaa dii.....................kilkii.........(halkii):D :D
    Rozz Suraj Ki Tarah Ugg Kar Doobna Nai Chaahtaa..!!
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!
  10. April 21st, 2006, 11:47 PM #10
    sunitahooda
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    Chokha manne teri post padhli ...na tai mai tai kaka ji ki Like dekh kai katti nuay likhun thi jukar tanne....meri bi katti bhinn-ki-bhinn:D


    Quote Originally Posted by ratheetheraist
    oo kaka .........namattee...........tu itna bi na samjhaa.......u like naa thaa..........jike thaa.........u rana joke likhann ki koshish main tha...........kyun iskki aur bejtii karree saii........pehlaan iss HANDPUMP ney thodii karwaa dii.....................kilkii.........(halkii):D :D
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8
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