Very Good-- a must read for the researchers!

**poonam** · April 21st, 2006, 12:21 AM

One politician, One thief & One Research scholar died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealouls, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Research scholar was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my Research friends too",

He called other Research scholar and he talked for twenty hours about various Research scholar, JRF, SRF, Postdoc, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Researcher is stunned & says "Twenty dollars???
Only ??"

Devil says
-
-Calling hell to hell is local"...:D :D

**fool4love** · April 21st, 2006, 12:55 AM

poonam ji.. ise ise.. to very ghane puraane ho liyee see.... sara to padhya konya... aakhri line ee dekhi seedhi...:D !! ... itne bavlibooch konya...

**poonam** · April 21st, 2006, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by fool4love

poonam ji.. ise ise.. to very ghane puraane ho liyee see.... sara to padhya konya... aakhri line ee dekhi seedhi...:D !! ... itne bavlibooch konya...

Waa-ae tae baat sae tham ghane andi paako so..sara padhta jabbe te bera pat-ta! Manne bera se ghana shyana se jibbe te ‘crux’ na samjhya…:D..

**suneet_rana** · April 21st, 2006, 01:07 AM

good one poonam jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...........

**fool4love** · April 21st, 2006, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by poonam

Waa-ae tae baat sae tham ghane andi paako so..sara padhta jabbe te bera pat-ta! Manne bera se ghana shyana se jibbe te ‘crux’ na samjhya…:D..

poooooorree... 10 minat.. taakar maari is post me poonam ji.. paar aapka yoo... 'CRUX' konya.. paaya!!!

... jama ghana purana se yu sauda... dekhya .. mere paache or bhi kaii aavenge.. ise ise...

muuhh banayee.... :D

**chhillar** · April 21st, 2006, 01:15 AM

Poonam, I thought you live CA

**downtoearth** · April 21st, 2006, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by fool4love

poooooorree... 10 minat.. taakar maari is post me poonam ji.. paar aapka yoo... 'CRUX' konya.. paaya!!!... jama ghana purana se yu sauda... dekhya .. mere paache or bhi kaii aavenge.. ise ise...muuhh banayee.... :D

heheehhehehehe,,, kamal bro,,,,,katti sahi roog katya,,,,,,,,,,:p :p ,,, dacterni sahiba,,,,,,yu itna bada essay to chep diya,,,,,,:D :D ib nu karoo,,, jit tey yu pardya sey,,, oo link bhi dikha dyooo,,,:D ,,,, kimmey khudd ka likhey horda sauda chep diya karoo aarey,,,,

:p ,,, deswaal sir .... ek bey link dikhaiyoo,,,, jardey tey yu saang copy paste karya sey,,,,,,,,, heheh khi hi khi....:p ,,,,,,,,,,apart jokes,,,,,,,,,, good stuff,,,,keep pouring

**ritu** · April 21st, 2006, 01:42 AM

only researchers can understand this.while I was doing my msc there were so many jokes like this for all the research scholars in our depatment.and my personal thinking was that people get weird when they do phd,and decided never to do that but u seem quite normal.U r really a smart and updated girl.choria ki jai ho!!

Originally Posted by poonam

One politician, One thief & One Research scholar died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealouls, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Research scholar was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my Research friends too",

He called other Research scholar and he talked for twenty hours about various Research scholar, JRF, SRF, Postdoc, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Researcher is stunned & says "Twenty dollars???
Only ??"

Devil says
-
-Calling hell to hell is local"...:D :D

**poonam** · April 21st, 2006, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by chhillar

Poonam, I thought you live CA

Nahin, hum 'sarv-vyapi' hain...:D :D

**poonam** · April 21st, 2006, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by fool4love

poooooorree... 10 minat.. taakar maari is post me poonam ji.. paar aapka yoo... 'CRUX' konya.. paaya!!!:.. :D

Tanne koni paave...mat time biraan kar..

**poonam** · April 21st, 2006, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by ritu

only researchers can understand this.while I was doing my msc there were so many jokes like this for all the research scholars in our depatment.and my personal thinking was that people get weird when they do phd,and decided never to do that but u seem quite normal.U r really a smart and updated girl.choria ki jai ho!!

Shukriya meherbani karam..:D

**poonam** · April 21st, 2006, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by downtoearth

heheehhehehehe,,, kamal bro,,,,,katti sahi roog katya,,,,,,,,,,:p :p ,,, dacterni sahiba,,,,,,yu itna bada essay to chep diya,,,,,,:D :D ib nu karoo,,, jit tey yu pardya sey,,, oo link bhi dikha dyooo,,,:D ,,,, kimmey khudd ka likhey horda sauda chep diya karoo aarey,,,,

:p ,,, deswaal sir .... ek bey link dikhaiyoo,,,, jardey tey yu saang copy paste karya sey,,,,,,,,, heheh khi hi khi....:p ,,,,,,,,,,apart jokes,,,,,,,,,, good stuff,,,,keep pouring

Chal nue te bera pat gya ek tu jaane sae 'essay' kae ho sae...bas aur magaj matna lagaaeeye ..dekh kade dimaag pat jya..:p :D

**poonam** · April 21st, 2006, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by suneet_rana

good one poonam jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...........

Thank you thank you Suneet ji...

Per yo itne 'i' kya maare lagaa diye..:D

**shailendra** · April 21st, 2006, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by poonam

One politician, One thief & One Research scholar died & went straight to hell..........................................
Devil says
-Calling hell to hell is local"...:D :D

Arre yo tu katee 'naarmal aer papular biew' tae hatkar baat bata dee!!!...

Eeb to laage sai en Neta aer Chooran kae saath-saath en 'Reserach' aale scholaaran ka bhi kuch ilaaj karna padegaa!!!......Maaaaarooo! Maaaaaaaaro!!! ..............................:D

**poonam** · April 21st, 2006, 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by shailendra

Arre yo tu katee 'naarmal aer papular biew' tae hatkar baat bata dee!!!...

Eeb to laage sai en Neta aer Chooran kae saath-saath en 'Reserach' aale scholaaran ka bhi kuch ilaaj karna padegaa!!!......Maaaaarooo! Maaaaaaaaro!!! ..............................:D

hehe hehe....:D

Good one...Super Shail....LOL...:D

**keshavdahiya** · April 21st, 2006, 03:43 AM

:o :o .........baaasi tha ghanna e...
er iib manne apne uuper cho bhi aawe se ke yu kyun paddya

...issi issi mail te kayi saal pehlyan aaya karti jib research karya karte.....:p

**fool4love** · April 21st, 2006, 04:39 AM

Originally Posted by poonam

Thank you thank you Suneet ji...

Per yo itne 'i' kya maare lagaa diye..:D

LOL... respakat... de haii aapne..

lelyo lelyo.... :D

**downtoearth** · April 21st, 2006, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by poonam

Chal nue te bera pat gya ek tu jaane sae 'essay' kae ho sae...bas aur magaj matna lagaaeeye ..dekh kade dimaag pat jya..:p :D

theek sey hahahahaahah,,,,,, theek sey koni magaj maaru,,,,,,,,,,,, lakin aap bhi,,, SURAJ ney paani de -key NEAM karoo ,,,,,, akk issa "MANOHAR KAHANIYAAN" aala sauda aarey nahi chepogi..................:D :D :p :D :p khi khi khi khi:D

**shailendra** · April 22nd, 2006, 01:33 AM

......Maaaaaro! Maaaaaaro!!! :D

:D

**rkumar** · April 22nd, 2006, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by poonam

One politician, One thief & One Research scholar died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealouls, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Research scholar was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my Research friends too",

He called other Research scholar and he talked for twenty hours about various Research scholar, JRF, SRF, Postdoc, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Researcher is stunned & says "Twenty dollars???
Only ??"

Devil says
-
-Calling hell to hell is local"...:D :D

ghani kasutti joke sai ya to Poonam ji... hum bhi hell me rehnwen hai par koi bhi to local call na kare ...hahahaha

RK^2

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