Intersting jokes

[tejas06]

Husband wife ko Gode mein leta hua tha.
Wife:: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?
Husband::aise jese Bhagwan Vishnu shesh nag ki goeh mein lete hue ho..............

Car Driver::: car ki battery change karane gaya.
Mechanic:::Sahab 'exide' ki dal dun?
Car Driver::: Nahi yar dono side ki dal de warna phir problem hogi.

[bidhlan]

bhoth badya sir

[downtoearth]

Car Driver::: car ki battery change karane gaya.
Mechanic:::Sahab 'exide' ki dal dun?
Car Driver::: Nahi yar dono side ki dal de warna phir problem hogi.

oo tejey,,,,, is teri exide aali battery key dono taar aapney dimaag key laa key,,,,,,,,,, aur thodey jhatkey marwaaley,,,,,,,,,,:D :p :rolleyes: jistey teri humor aali nass mein thoda flow shuru ho ja,,,,,,, tejey ,,,,, mein teri koni galti manda,,,,,,,,, ek bey uss aadmi ka naam bata dey ,,,, jisney terey tahi yu joke sunaya thaaaaaaa:D :D :D :p

[rameshlakra]

HHKLP( haas haas key lot pot )
dusre side ka joke bhi suna dey bhai......ibbe tey ek(x)side ka e hua sey....haha

[ratheetheraist]

oo tejey,,,,, is teri exide aali battery key dono taar aapney dimaag key laa key,,,,,,,,,, aur thodey jhatkey marwaaley,,,,,,,,,,:D :p :rolleyes: jistey teri humor aali nass mein thoda flow shuru ho ja,,,,,,, tejey ,,,,, mein teri koni galti manda,,,,,,,,, ek bey uss aadmi ka naam bata dey ,,,, jisney terey tahi yu joke sunaya thaaaaaaa:D :D :D :p

yes rupi u r right........gd joke

[sunitahooda]

yes Bikas u r right........gd joke

[rahultokas]

yes SUNITA u r right........gd joke

[tejas06]

1.A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a
cucumber up his nose, a
carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right
ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

2.Man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife
is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her
husband!"
3.Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a
razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you
done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

4."Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the
violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"

5.A young woman went to her doctor complaining of
pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the
woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor,
"be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index
finger and yelled, "Ow,
that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and
again yelled, "Ouch!
That
hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe,
"Ow, even THAT hurts",
she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment
and told her his
diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

[dndeswal]

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