Cool Jokes

[me_rathee]

Whats the opposite of Real??



Its COCONUT....




kya hua.... Confused??





jara ....Socho...yaar ???




opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . in English it is
coconut

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what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ ???
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its
answer)


ANS : - TABU!!!!

confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...

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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

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What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants
to tell her to
call
him up...?

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Ring De Basanti )


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A dentist was examining a patient having a highly
contageous deadly
disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets
transferred to the
doctor... how??






scroll



...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!


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wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani
ferna??





flush!!




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three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly
one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches
died......any idea why?????







COZ the song is HIT......


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ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab
log use "Hanuman"
keh
kar bulate hain... batao kyun???
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ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! JJ

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i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom?
our president....why
scroll down for answer .
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam



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[ratheetheraist]

how cool.....??

raam ee jaanne bhaii rathee.................