If all politicians were to stay together under a single roof for one day :-

The day would start very early as R. R. Patil would come back at 5.00 a.m. from his ‘surprise’ late night visits to Mumbai’s dance bars.



Karunanidhi would inquire if the bathing water is from Cauveri, and if so, would demand more water from J. H. Patel.



Everyone would request for at least two more bathrooms as ‘Amma’ would spend at least one hour in the bath.



Meanwhile, Amma would request for two more rooms – one for her pets and the other for her 1000 pairs of sandals.



At the breakfast table, Mayawati wants at least 50% of the seats reserved for scheduled caste politicians.



Prakash Ambedkar supports this but refuses to sit besides Ramvilas Paswan.



A big chaos results at the breakfast table due to which Vajpayee shouts “ Nahee.. Nahee..” with his characteristic wave of hand.



After the breakfast is over, the cops come charging to arrest politicians with criminal links resulting in ALL namajwadi… oops… Samajwadi Party politicians being taken away.



Just before lunch, Advani says that he has received reliable information of food poisoning by I.S.I.



Mulayam Singh Yadav calms everyone saying that he knows some I.S.I. guys personally and this plan is scheduled for tomorrow.



T. N. Seshan throws away the menu card and asks for the list of politicians instead. He then proceeds to tell the cook that he will have Laloo Prasad for lunch.



George Fernandes urges everyone to chuck out P. A. Sangma thinking that he is Chinese.



Manohar Joshi refuses to touch the food unless Bal Thakarey tells him to eat.



Meanwhile, Shivraj Patil comes back from another foreign trip…. Just in time for lunch.



After lunch, Uddhav Thakarey TELLS everuone that he’s built an additional floor on top of the current structure in which ONLY the Thakarey khandaan will stay.



Raj Thakarey is p*ssed off that he was not informed of this development earlier and walks out from the ‘khandaan’ to build his own structure.



After the lunch, it is decided to watch a movie….. Raj Babbar suggests ‘Aaj Ki Awaaz’ while Govinda suggests ‘Hero No. 1’.



Everyone ends up watching ‘Jai Santoshi Maa’ instead as BJP has a majority.



After a couple of minutes, everyone finds that the remote control is not working. This is when Bal Thakarey takes matters in his hand….. having Manohar Joshi change the channels everytime for him.



Murli Deora tells everyone to call Bill Clinton for dinner the coming day upon which Sushma Swaraj retaliates by urging everyone to call Monica Lewinsky. Ultimately, both of them refuse the invitation upon which Shekhar Suman is called to fill in for both.



Now, income tax officials raid the premises resulting in 95% of the politicos being taken away.



Chandrababu Naidu requests the resulting unoccupied rooms to be leased out to Microsoft.



Sheila Dixit demands a 50% reservation for women at the dining table.



Mamta Banerjee threatens to bash up everyons who opposes this bill.



Om Prakash Chauthala asks for liquor to be served freely before dinner.



All politicians from Gujrat vehemently support this move and ask for the nearest KFC outlet.



For dinner, George Fernandes asks for a ban on Chinese food, Pepsi & Coke. He goes on to have a Big Mac for dinner.



Laloo Prasad Yadav asks for Karachi Shahi Kurma for dinner to improve Indo-Pak relations.



After dinner, things calm down….. R. R. Patil goes for his surprise visits again.


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