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    Vehicles ke peechey kya hai????

    Hi All!
    I am starting this new thread, may it has been done earlier in the past but not since i joined. We all see funny and hillarious QUOTES written at the back/front of the vehicles. I have come across few which i am sharing with you all and request you to share which one you liked the most so far....

    1. ye maine aaj subah hi ek AUTO ke peechay dekhi-JALO MATT REES KARO:D

    2. Ye mere Friend ne apni JEEP ke sides me likhwa rakhi hai-ITS A JEEP THING YOU WUDN'T UNDERSTAND!

    3. Ye maine ek ZEN ke peechay dekhi thi aur mai apni BOLERO pai bhi likhwaungi- " YA TAI NUAY CHALLEGI:rolleyes:

    YOUR TURN....
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    JAT are born SMART
    JAT ke Thaat
    Do aish cut kacche
    Vishal Dhanda
    SPOKESPERSON

    THATHI CHORA....
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockingguy
    JAT are born SMART
    JAT ke Thaat
    Do aish cut kacche
    tu pehlyan nyun bata ak yo photoo kiski chep rya hai. ar je ya teri sai, to nyun bata de bhai ak tu dhanda kad te ho gya?
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    abe mera gotra dhanda se..tane nu bhi ni bera...re daki...
    Vishal Dhanda
    SPOKESPERSON

    THATHI CHORA....
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!

  6. #5
    The Most famous one

    "Hum do Hamare Do"

    "Dulhan hi Dahej hia"

    "Buri Najar wale Tera Muh kala"

    hahahahhahahhahaha..........................




    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda
    Hi All!
    I am starting this new thread, may it has been done earlier in the past but not since i joined. We all see funny and hillarious QUOTES written at the back/front of the vehicles. I have come across few which i am sharing with you all and request you to share which one you liked the most so far....

    1. ye maine aaj subah hi ek AUTO ke peechay dekhi-JALO MATT REES KARO:D

    2. Ye mere Friend ne apni JEEP ke sides me likhwa rakhi hai-ITS A JEEP THING YOU WUDN'T UNDERSTAND!

    3. Ye maine ek ZEN ke peechay dekhi thi aur mai apni BOLERO pai bhi likhwaungi- " YA TAI NUAY CHALLEGI:rolleyes:

    YOUR TURN....
    Men may come and men may go, but I go on forever

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    Waise Suneet Pariwar-Niyojan walon ka Slogan badal gya sai....
    Quote Originally Posted by suneet_rana
    The Most famous one

    "Hum do Hamare Do"

    "Dulhan hi Dahej hia"

    "Buri Najar wale Tera Muh kala"

    hahahahhahahhahaha..........................
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  8. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by suneet_rana
    The Most famous one

    "Hum do Hamare Do"

    "Dulhan hi Dahej hia"

    "Buri Najar wale Tera Muh kala"

    hahahahhahahhahaha..........................
    • hat peeche patak doongi
    • thumke se bachke
    • pappu guddi de papa di gaddi
    here are a few I found here in US
    • if its too loud, u're too old
    • Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance
    • I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
    • Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
    • Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
    • There's no such thing as gravity, its just that this earth sucks
    • I'm in shape, round is a shape.
    • Honk if you love peace and quiet
    Jat Balwan.....Jai Bhagwan

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    arr sabhte badhiya :

    25 ke phool, 26 ki mala
    buri nazar waale, tera mooh kaala

    hahahhah
    राहुल टोकस
    जय किलकी टौल!!!!!!!! :rock

    JAI KILLKI TAULL!!!!!!!! :rock

  10. #9

    Variety !

    .
    "मिलेगा मुकद्दर"
    "जय शेरां वाली"
    "धीरे चलाओ, घर पर कोई आपका इन्तजार कर रहा है"
    (और वही बणियें वाली बात : "तगाजा मत करो, ना तै वार हो-ज्यागी")

    "Jat Risky, After Whiskey"

    एक टाटा वैन के पीछे लिखा था - हम दो, हमारे दो । और उसी के नीचे रंगीन अक्षरों में लिखा था : "सोनू, मोनू, पिंकी, गुड्डी & चिंकी दे पापा दी गड्डी" !

    ट्रैक्टर की ट्राली के पीछे लिखा आम तौर पर लिखा होता है "जय जवान, जय किसान" ।

    दिल्ली बस अड्डे से गढ-गंगा के लिये बसें जातीं हैं, जिनके ड्राइवर-कंडक्टर कुछ मुस्लिम नौजवान होते हैं । एक प्राइवेट बस पर लिखा था - गाड़ी शाहनवाज की, सवारी हवाई-जहाज की !

    और पंजाब में चले जाओ तो कमाल ही हो जायेगा - ऐसे-ऐसे जुमले लिखे होते हैं कि उन पर चाहे पूरी रामायण लिख लो !

    .
    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

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    Bhai aade Bambai mein yein famous sein

    Condom Laava - AIDS Taala, and

    Mulgi Shiklee - Pragati Jhaali
    JAT BALWAN, JAI BHAGWAN

    (Ein Volk - Ein Reich - Ein Fuhrer)

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    Jinke jaldi thi woh CHALE gaye




    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda
    Hi All!
    I am starting this new thread, may it has been done earlier in the past but not since i joined. We all see funny and hillarious QUOTES written at the back/front of the vehicles. I have come across few which i am sharing with you all and request you to share which one you liked the most so far....

    1. ye maine aaj subah hi ek AUTO ke peechay dekhi-JALO MATT REES KARO:D

    2. Ye mere Friend ne apni JEEP ke sides me likhwa rakhi hai-ITS A JEEP THING YOU WUDN'T UNDERSTAND!

    3. Ye maine ek ZEN ke peechay dekhi thi aur mai apni BOLERO pai bhi likhwaungi- " YA TAI NUAY CHALLEGI:rolleyes:

    YOUR TURN....

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    Gaon ki School bus - Mujhe na ched, mein to bacche wali hoon.

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  17. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by rahulkharb
    Gaon ki School bus - Mujhe na ched, mein to bacche wali hoon.
    ..LOL.. yu kasuta likh rakhya se!!
    don't argue with an idiot... people watching may not be able to tell the difference

  18. #14

    Talking kuch sauda meri taraf sey

    #
    rajasthaan mein r.t.o puuchey ,, haryaana mein sipahi
    delhi mein kurdiyaan puuchey ,, aaj TATA kyu nahi aayi

    # kashmir jaisa road nahi ,, par ghaati sey dar lagta hai
    bhai jaisa aadmi nahi,, opaar bhabhi sey dar lagta hai :D

    # maalik ka paisa ,,, driver ka pasina
    chalti hai road pey baankey hasina:D


    # driver ki jindgi clutch aur brake par
    maalik ki jindgi biscuit aur cake par :D


    #driver se shadi karoogi to rona pardega :p

    #
    sharabiyoon ,,, chordoo aiset tewar
    pit-ti bahu,, biktey jewaar

    # hamey to gudrey ney mara ,,, saurd mein kahan dum thaa
    hamey jada wahan sey laga jahan loogard kaam thaa :p

    6>> jhaam paard thealla,,,,,,,,,,,,
    7>>> dekh jaat key thaath
    8 >>>.... apna to delhi hi kashmiir hai
    written on a b.m.w >> if u can read this,,,, then ur f***** close to me,,, keep distance
    I dont have personality,i am mere statistics.I used to be "downtoearth". Now this is my present name. Do i possess a name, a face ,an individuality ?:rolleyes:


  19. #15
    Bharr di SODD si....killki....killki....killki:D :D :D TAAGEY REKHA MADAM GHALENGI ISS SODD MAI...hahahahahahaha....jahan logadd kum tha....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....ibb tai BOLERO pachey yohe likhya jaga....killki:D
    hamey to gudrey ney mara ,,, saurd mein kahan dum thaa
    hamey jada wahan sey laga jahan loogard kaam thaa :p
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  20. #16

    Thumbs up

    Bhai Rupi,
    gud collection!

    Bhailogon I really liked two punchlines written on Trucks -

    1) aa gaya Jat ka jhaam faad thela
    2) geero magar jharne ki tarah...jalo magar diye ki tarah!

    Seen this on a bike -

    1) Keep Distance ... Jat in Tension!
    2) Avoid Girls ... Save Money!

    --

    I had written this on my iron babe - Yamaha RD350 -

    > 2-stroke Terrorist

    --

    my daily commuter Victor got these -

    on fairing - Jat's Zeppelin
    on tail - See U in Hell!

    --

    My sis Activa wear this on back -

    Hindi mein JAT follwed by 'No Retreat ... No Surrender'

    --

    my Fiat Palio got on the back -

    Cool-Jat in next line Rock On ...


    Rock on
    Jit





    Quote Originally Posted by downtoearth
    #
    rajasthaan mein r.t.o puuchey ,, haryaana mein sipahi
    delhi mein kurdiyaan puuchey ,, aaj TATA kyu nahi aayi

    # kashmir jaisa road nahi ,, par ghaati sey dar lagta hai
    bhai jaisa aadmi nahi,, opaar bhabhi sey dar lagta hai :D

    # maalik ka paisa ,,, driver ka pasina
    chalti hai road pey baankey hasina:D


    # driver ki jindgi clutch aur brake par
    maalik ki jindgi biscuit aur cake par :D


    #driver se shadi karoogi to rona pardega :p

    #
    sharabiyoon ,,, chordoo aiset tewar
    pit-ti bahu,, biktey jewaar

    # hamey to
    gudrey ney mara ,,, saurd mein kahan dum thaa
    hamey jada wahan sey laga jahan loogard kaam thaa :p

    6>> jhaam paard thealla,,,,,,,,,,,,
    7>>> dekh jaat key thaath
    8 >>>.... apna to delhi hi kashmiir hai
    written on a b.m.w >> if u can read this,,,, then ur f***** close to me,,, keep distance
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



  21. #17

    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by rahulkharb View Post
    Gaon ki School bus - Mujhe na ched, mein to bacche wali hoon.
    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST

  22. #18
    On the back of a car.........Dont Come Too Close....Otherwise I will Kiss You"
    Proud to be a Jat, Proud to be an Indian

  23. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by rakeshdahiya View Post
    On the back of a car.........Dont Come Too Close....Otherwise I will Kiss You"
    Ek dost ke jeep ke peeche likha thaa

    Bhatindians the Bad Indians (Guys is from Bhatinda)

    Bike ke peeche

    "No Limit, No Mercy"

    Ek dost apna, ek number ka Jaar, Uske Zen ke pechle sese pe likha thaa

    "No Woman, No Cry"

  24. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda
    Hi All!
    I am starting this new thread, may it has been done earlier in the past but not since i joined. We all see funny and hillarious QUOTES written at the back/front of the vehicles. I have come across few which i am sharing with you all and request you to share which one you liked the most so far....

    1. ye maine aaj subah hi ek AUTO ke peechay dekhi-JALO MATT REES KARO:D

    2. Ye mere Friend ne apni JEEP ke sides me likhwa rakhi hai-ITS A JEEP THING YOU WUDN'T UNDERSTAND!

    3. Ye maine ek ZEN ke peechay dekhi thi aur mai apni BOLERO pai bhi likhwaungi- " YA TAI NUAY CHALLEGI:rolleyes:

    YOUR TURN....
    very funny
    i like such type of things
    now it become the passion for younger like that
    game over, gotras etc

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