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  1. #21

    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by ratheetheraist
    ohh ree kaka ..........kyun baalkaan gelyaan baallak ho ryaa saii tuu.........??

    i wonder y u post these silly jokes here on jatland........iskii maryaada koo theess mat paunchaaoo plzzzzzz..........kilkii@ maryaa@ wonderr :D

    nd also i wonder y smone without knowing thee result nd effects of cracking kulkkuulliyaa chutkullii on the sensible nd inteelectual person like KESABB..............kilkii@ kulkulliyaa chutkulliii:D :D

    ufff........logged in after so much time nd saw the degradation of sense f humor f jatlanders.........i feel soo sad on this.....IS THIS JATLAND OR BOR KARANN KI SITE...?????:p :p .........NEED THE VIEWS OF SM SENIOR ND INTEELECTUAL MEMBERS OF THIS SITE...........
    hi bikki ...... well as u can c the situation that a few people have degraded this place and a few of them are lacking in that sense of humor, I thiink they need to be sprayed with the LAUGHTER SPRAY......hahahahhaha.....and I m in partcular talking about these lagooti pehlawans..:D:D:D:Dwho tend to have an inclination to the silly champak and nandan jokes..hahahhahahahhahha kilkki ....
    bhai re kimme karo.....apni aakh khoollooo......hahahhahahaha
    Keshav Dahiya
    www.dahiya.us



  2. #22
    THEEK KAHA AAPNE RATHEE SIR umar ka to pata nahi par intellect me aapse badke jatland pe koi nahi he.KILKI @INTELLECT.COM






    Quote Originally Posted by ratheetheraist
    ohh ree kaka ..........kyun baalkaan gelyaan baallak ho ryaa saii tuu.........??

    i wonder y u post these silly jokes here on jatland........iskii maryaada koo theess mat paunchaaoo plzzzzzz..........kilkii@ maryaa@ wonderr:D :D

    nd also i wonder y smone without knowing thee result nd effects of cracking kulkkuulliyaa chutkullii on the sensible nd inteelectual person like KESABB..............kilkii@ kulkulliyaa chutkulliii:D :D

    ufff........logged in after so much time nd saw the degradation of sense f humor f jatlanders.........i feel soo sad on this.....IS THIS JATLAND OR BOR KARANN KI SITE...?????:p :p .........NEED THE VIEWS OF SM SENIOR ND INTEELECTUAL MEMBERS OF THIS SITE...........
    Last edited by ritu; May 12th, 2006 at 05:34 AM.

  3. #23
    DEV JI APKE YE JUWAB TE AAPKE CHUTKLE T BHI BADIYA SE.APKA CHUTKLA BHI BAHUT BDIYA THA.








    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Manne bera tha tu ye isse-2 sawaal jaruur bujhjhega?

    Jawaab no 1: Apni bua ke rahya karuun.
    Jawaab no 2: Merri marjji jisse chahungga usse pathhungga chutkalle...karlle ke kreigga?
    Jawaab no3:Mei uss ballak nei arr uss master nei donnuwa nei jannu suun...thheek merre bhateej..?
    Jawaab no 4] Haan merri-e gelyan bann rhi sei.....pher ke?
    Jawaab no 5: Haan terrri kaki nei merre tein jawaar ke phardde denne shurru kar rakhkhe sein.



    Aur bujhh ibb...ha...ha..ha.KIllakki ka bachcha dekhya-e na?

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by ratheetheraist
    ohh ree kaka ..........kyun baalkaan gelyaan baallak ho ryaa saii tuu.........??

    i wonder y u post these silly jokes here on jatland........iskii maryaada koo theess mat paunchaaoo plzzzzzz..........kilkii@ maryaa@ wonderr:D

    nd also i wonder y smone without knowing thee result nd effects of cracking kulkkuulliyaa chutkullii on the sensible nd inteelectual person like KESABB..............kilkii@ kulkulliyaa chutkulliii:D

    ufff........logged in after so much time nd saw the degradation of sense f humor f jatlanders.........i feel soo sad on this.....IS THIS JATLAND OR BOR KARANN KI SITE...?????:p :p .........NEED THE VIEWS OF SM SENIOR ND INTEELECTUAL MEMBERS OF THIS SITE...........
    Merre naam ka tei terre nyu-e bhathh ballein ja ga.........Terri dehi ki KHURCHANN ho rhi sei.......Phook gya katti....bhoon gya luuwan mei..........Terre dhheryan ka illazz bi sei merre dhorre....ha...ha...ha.100 rakkass marre hongge jib tu ek paida huya hoga julammi.......Terri taantt mei khujjaun ga jaroor, chintta na manne tu............KHAPPAR BHARNNE! Ha...ha..ha..ha.Thhare binna bi yu Jatland katti kumhaar ki matti kessa ho jya sei....lagya reh berri!



    Quote Originally Posted by keshavdahiya
    hi bikki ...... well as u can c the situation that a few people have degraded this place and a few of them are lacking in that sense of humor, I thiink they need to be sprayed with the LAUGHTER SPRAY......hahahahhaha.....and I m in partcular talking about these lagooti pehlawans..who tend to have an inclination to the silly champak and nandan jokes..hahahhahahahhahha kilkki ....
    bhai re kimme karo.....apni aakh khoollooo......hahahhahahaha

    AACHHYA.......Tu bhi juddgya Gaddi mei naye NARIYA ki dhhal...............STANDARD...ha..ha..ha..ha.Terr e jelli ghoppe ga koe.
    Last edited by dndeswal; August 20th, 2006 at 03:41 PM. Reason: two posts merged
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  5. #25

    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    AACHHYA.......Tu bhi juddgya Gaddi mei naye NARIYA ki dhhal...............STANDARD...ha..ha..ha..ha.Terr e jelli ghoppe ga koe.

    aaaaaa maar gya ghoop di chaati ke aar parr.....likaad gaya jiii.......lekin kaka manne ke paap kar diya.....saachi baat kaho to pachtao na karo to pachtao......
    saanka ho gaya.....koi jiwan nahi yu bhi.....
    Keshav Dahiya
    www.dahiya.us



  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by keshavdahiya
    aaaaaa maar gya ghoop di chaati ke aar parr.....likaad gaya jiii.......lekin kaka manne ke paap kar diya.....saachi baat kaho to pachtao na karo to pachtao......
    saanka ho gaya.....koi jiwan nahi yu bhi.....

    Itanni gafflat mei bi na sei tu...mei saari samjhuun suun..........Chhichhore...ha..ha..ha.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  7. #27

    Talking hey kaka...........

    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Merre naam ka tei terre nyu-e bhathh ballein ja ga.........Terri dehi ki KHURCHANN ho rhi sei.......Phook gya katti....bhoon gya luuwan mei..........Terre dhheryan ka illazz bi sei merre dhorre....ha...ha...ha.100 rakkass marre hongge jib tu ek paida huya hoga julammi.......Terri taantt mei khujjaun ga jaroor, chintta na manne tu............KHAPPAR BHARNNE! Ha...ha..ha..ha.Thhare binna bi yu Jatland katti kumhaar ki matti kessa ho jya sei....lagya reh berri!
    oo kaka....tu tadkii tadakk laag liyaa baalkaan kee paachhee........hahahaha..........tu bhi katttii mhaaree paachhee NHAA DHOO KEE padd raa saii........kilkii@ NHAA DHOO KEE.............tadkee tee koi raam kee naa liyaa karee arr tuu dekhh:p ........hahahahhaahaha:D :D :D

    and y shall ii b jealous of u kaku........u r a sweet man..........kilkii@ sweet man

    arr 100 raakassaan kaa tee main khoon pee kee baddaa hoyaa hunn hahahahahaha..........kilkii ..pe.......kilkii.:D :D .........ibb bataa immee merii kee galtii......chotee haa thaa jibb KAALII MAATAA ney apnaa assistant laa liyaa thaa.....jibb paachhee nahi choddaa saii ekk bhii........kilkii...pe.....kilkii@ KAALII MAATTAA KAA ASSISTANT.......:D :D :D
    Rozz Suraj Ki Tarah Ugg Kar Doobna Nai Chaahtaa..!!
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!

  8. #28
    MANNE LAGE AKK KAKA JI ISS RAHOO-KETU ki joddi nai miss karan laag rey the....killki@ miss :p :D
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  9. #29
    AAP SABNE THEEK KAHI
    Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

  10. #30
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    hahahaaaaaaa
    lage raho...



    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Itanni gafflat mei bi na sei tu...mei saari samjhuun suun..........Chhichhore...ha..ha..ha.

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    ladda nahi karte

    MANORMA, NANDAN..........jokes..........hahahahahhaa

    KHASAM..................hahahahhahaha

    KAALI KA ASSISTANT...........hahahahahhahaha

    etc. etc.

    jelli.............hahhahahhahha

    yu te roj ka saanka hogya aadde, katke marenge issa laage sei...........JABERDAST

  12. #32

    champak nandan jokes

    :D
    Quote Originally Posted by keshavdahiya
    hi bikki ...... well as u can c the situation that a few people have degraded this place and a few of them are lacking in that sense of humor, I thiink they need to be sprayed with the LAUGHTER SPRAY......hahahahhaha.....and I m in partcular talking about these lagooti pehlawans..:D:D:D:Dwho tend to have an inclination to the silly champak and nandan jokes..hahahhahahahhahha kilkki ....
    bhai re kimme karo.....apni aakh khoollooo......hahahhahahaha
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Champak and Nandan jokes..............hahahahaha.........naam sun ke e suwaad sa gayaa:D .......

  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by vivekpannu
    :D
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Champak and Nandan jokes..............hahahahaha.........naam sun ke e suwaad sa gayaa:D .......
    AA liya tu bhi ar woh kade sai sukdu (Malik) teri baat ghane din te thee kade rehya kare sai ek aadh ger tu bhi kime jalda balda
    Dream is not what you see while sleeping. Dream is that which won't let you sleep

  14. #34

    Cool ke gyaan

    Quote Originally Posted by rakeshsehrawat
    AA liya tu bhi ar woh kade sai sukdu (Malik) teri baat ghane din te thee kade rehya kare sai ek aadh ger tu bhi kime jalda balda
    Aaa bhaai sehrawat.....ke gyaan ..ke kama rya hai.......Malik bhi aade e sai....maaada sa tame nahi laagta..ar tu nyu bata ya fottu tanne Jangal baith ti haan khinchwaayi thi ke.......shikaar pe likad rya hai dikkhe dhang
    Last edited by VPannu; May 13th, 2006 at 06:54 AM.

  15. #35

    well, ,,,

    d joke was kinda average- fisaddi-- bt d satyle f writin was awsamazin------ :p
    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    Ek bei master nei ek class ka test liya. Hindi ka pacha tha arr chhotte-2, 2 line ke jawabb denne thhe.Test hogya arr master nei parche check bi kar liye.Aagle din class mei master nei parche bantt diye arr bolya dekh lyo kuun kittne panni mei sei...arr kihhe kei koe shakk ho tei aa ke batta dyo. Nanhe nei apna parcha dekhya arr usske 50 manh tein 2 number aa rhe.Usnei apna parcha ek hushiyar chhore tein milana shuru krya jiske 50 manh tein 48 number aa rhe thhe.Jib check karta-2 nommei sawaal pei pohnchya tei usnne dekhkhya akk uss hushiyar chhore ka arr uska jawabb takriban ek jissa tha par Nanhe tein ANDDA[0] mill rhi thi arr uss hushiyar chhore ke pure 2 lumber de rakhye thhe.Bess ke thha Nanha sedd de si nei master dhhorre gaya arr saari baat battai.Master bolya bhai terre iss UTTAR mei Dumm konya.Nanha tawla sa apni seat pei aaya arr uss line ke beech mei hindi mei chhota sa DUMM ghussed diya arr pher pohonch gya master dhorre arr bolya," Master ji Dumm tei likh rakhya thha par thhodda MEEHANN[chhotta sa]] tha aapne dikhya konya.
    -There are no bad people in this world..they are either good or amusing.

    ...La Vida es Bella....

  16. #36

    Cool Shortest Hand

    Quote Originally Posted by deepshika
    d joke was kinda average- fisaddi-- bt d satyle f writin was awsamazin------ :p
    Short hand ka naam naam sunya tha......ya post paddhhe pachhe bera bhi paat gya ak ke ho hai short hand.....SHORTEST HAND :eek:

  17. #37

    Talking chokhaa ............

    Quote Originally Posted by vivekpannu
    Short hand ka naam naam sunya tha......ya post paddhhe pachhe bera bhi paat gya ak ke ho hai short hand.....SHORTEST HAND :eek:
    chokhaa paanu tanne bera paat gyaa shortest hand kitna short hoya karee.........naa te tera haath kaadhee parr te kaat kee kehnaa padtaa akk uu howee saii SHORTEST HAND.............hahahahahahhahahaa..........kilki i @ kaandha:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    Rozz Suraj Ki Tarah Ugg Kar Doobna Nai Chaahtaa..!!
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!

  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by ratheetheraist
    chokhaa paanu tanne bera paat gyaa shortest hand kitna short hoya karee.........naa te tera haath kaadhee parr te kaat kee kehnaa padtaa akk uu howee saii SHORTEST HAND.............hahahahahahhahahaa..........kilki i @ kaandha:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


    Ha...ha..ha..ha.Rukjya......jelli purri manh maari sei........terra ke jabbab pawei sei Bikkasse!
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

  19. #39

    Arre haath kyun paad diya jullamee

    Quote Originally Posted by ratheetheraist
    chokhaa paanu tanne bera paat gyaa shortest hand kitna short hoya karee.........naa te tera haath kaadhee parr te kaat kee kehnaa padtaa akk uu howee saii SHORTEST HAND.............hahahahahahhahahaa..........kilki i @ kaandha:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    Mere bhaai haath paad ke kyun jullamm kare se.......main to tera e haath dekh ke samajh jyaaanda ak yo ho hai short hand........par ya baat to writing ke baare mein thi

  20. #40
    Chokha....:p jai ya baat WRITING ke barey mai thi....iss rakass(Rathee) ki tai HATHELI....ek FOOT ki sai kameen ki....normal height ke tai GULLIVER lage iske dhorey:D ....hahahahahahahahaha.....killki @ GULLIVER .... :p
    Quote Originally Posted by vivekpannu
    Mere bhaai haath paad ke kyun jullamm kare se.......main to tera e haath dekh ke samajh jyaaanda ak yo ho hai short hand........par ya baat to writing ke baare mein thi
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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