Dumm Konya

[devdahiya]

Ek bei master nei ek class ka test liya. Hindi ka pacha tha arr chhotte-2, 2 line ke jawabb denne thhe.Test hogya arr master nei parche check bi kar liye.Aagle din class mei master nei parche bantt diye arr bolya dekh lyo kuun kittne panni mei sei...arr kihhe kei koe shakk ho tei aa ke batta dyo. Nanhe nei apna parcha dekhya arr usske 50 manh tein 2 number aa rhe.Usnei apna parcha ek hushiyar chhore tein milana shuru krya jiske 50 manh tein 48 number aa rhe thhe.Jib check karta-2 nommei sawaal pei pohnchya tei usnne dekhkhya akk uss hushiyar chhore ka arr uska jawabb takriban ek jissa tha par Nanhe tein ANDDA[0] mill rhi thi arr uss hushiyar chhore ke pure 2 lumber de rakhye thhe.Bess ke thha Nanha sedd de si nei master dhhorre gaya arr saari baat battai.Master bolya bhai terre iss UTTAR mei Dumm konya.Nanha tawla sa apni seat pei aaya arr uss line ke beech mei hindi mei chhota sa DUMM ghussed diya arr pher pohonch gya master dhorre arr bolya," Master ji Dumm tei likh rakhya thha par thhodda MEEHANN[chhotta sa]] tha aapne dikhya konya.

[keshavdahiya]

Ek bei master nei ek class ka test liya. Hindi ka pacha tha arr chhotte-2, 2 line ke jawabb denne thhe.Test hogya arr master nei parche check bi kar liye.Aagle din class mei master nei parche bantt diye arr bolya dekh lyo kuun kittne panni mei sei...arr kihhe kei koe shakk ho tei aa ke batta dyo. Nanhe nei apna parcha dekhya arr usske 50 manh tein 2 number aa rhe.Usnei apna parcha ek hushiyar chhore tein milana shuru krya jiske 50 manh tein 48 number aa rhe thhe.Jib check karta-2 nommei sawaal pei pohnchya tei usnne dekhkhya akk uss hushiyar chhore ka arr uska jawabb takriban ek jissa tha par Nanhe tein ANDDA[0] mill rhi thi arr uss hushiyar chhore ke pure 2 lumber de rakhye thhe.Bess ke thha Nanha sedd de si nei master dhhorre gaya arr saari baat battai.Master bolya bhai terre iss UTTAR mei Dumm konya.Nanha tawla sa apni seat pei aaya arr uss line ke beech mei hindi mei chhota sa DUMM ghussed diya arr pher pohonch gya master dhorre arr bolya," Master ji Dumm tei likh rakhya thha par thhodda MEEHANN[chhotta sa]] tha aapne dikhya konya.

iss chutkallii mien bhi DUM konya

mere bhi ek sahak se kaka......???
aap aaj kaal kitt rehya karo..???
er aaj kaal aap itne bhuunde chutkalle kyun paathhya karo....???
yeh manohar khanniyan ke chutkalle aare jatland pe sunana ke thik baat se....???
aap uss balak ne jano so ya uss master ne jaan so.....????
ya ghatanaa aapke khudd geyan te nahi bann rahi......????
mharri kaki ne aaptte roti denni band kar di ke....????

bas iiibbe itne sawaal bhaterre sein....baaki paache bhuujh lyunga....hahaahhahaha :D:D:D:D killkki pe killkkkiiii......:p:p:p:p:p

[desijat]

," Master ji Dumm tei likh rakhya thha par thhodda MEEHANN[chhotta sa]] tha aapne dikhya konya.

HHAHAHAHA

Dev uncle KAssutta mara yu to, Dilli mein bada bawal macha hai balku ke interview pe, apne balak ku hoshiyar kyukar kare ke title te ise general mein taang do.....

Dumm saa aa gaa

[rakeshsehrawat]

Dahiya sir aapka koye tod nahi really gooooooooooooood one:D :D :D

[devdahiya]

iss chutkallii mien bhi DUM konya

mere bhi ek sahak se kaka......???
aap aaj kaal kitt rehya karo..???
er aaj kaal aap itne bhuunde chutkalle kyun paathhya karo....???
yeh manohar khanniyan ke chutkalle aare jatland pe sunana ke thik baat se....???
aap uss balak ne jano so ya uss master ne jaan so.....????
ya ghatanaa aapke khudd geyan te nahi bann rahi......????
mharri kaki ne aaptte roti denni band kar di ke....????

bas iiibbe itne sawaal bhaterre sein....baaki paache bhuujh lyunga....hahaahhahaha :D:D:D:D killkki pe killkkkiiii......:p:p:p:p:p

Manne bera tha tu ye isse-2 sawaal jaruur bujhjhega?

Jawaab no 1: Apni bua ke rahya karuun.
Jawaab no 2: Merri marjji jisse chahungga usse pathhungga chutkalle...karlle ke kreigga?
Jawaab no3:Mei uss ballak nei arr uss master nei donnuwa nei jannu suun...thheek merre bhateej..?
Jawaab no 4] Haan merri-e gelyan bann rhi sei.....pher ke?
Jawaab no 5: Haan terrri kaki nei merre tein jawaar ke phardde denne shurru kar rakhkhe sein.



Aur bujhh ibb...ha...ha..ha.KIllakki ka bachcha dekhya-e na?

[rakeshsehrawat]

iss chutkallii mien bhi DUM konya

mere bhi ek sahak se kaka......???
aap aaj kaal kitt rehya karo..???
er aaj kaal aap itne bhuunde chutkalle kyun paathhya karo....???
yeh manohar khanniyan ke chutkalle aare jatland pe sunana ke thik baat se....???
aap uss balak ne jano so ya uss master ne jaan so.....????
ya ghatanaa aapke khudd geyan te nahi bann rahi......????
mharri kaki ne aaptte roti denni band kar di ke....????

bas iiibbe itne sawaal bhaterre sein....baaki paache bhuujh lyunga....hahaahhahaha killkki pe killkkkiiii......

KESHAV DAHIYA SAHAB KI SEHAT DEKH KE NYU TO NA LAGTA LEKIN TERA KE KARA KHASAM

EK BAI KESHAV BARGA CHORA KISE DOST KE GHARAN CHALYA GYA TO USKI MAA NE KAHA BETA BAITH MEIN CHA BANA KE LYAUN SOON
WOH BOLYA K NA TAI MEIN CHA NAA PIYA KARTA
TAI NE USNE UPAR TEIN TALE TAK DEKHYA AR BOLI K ISA DOODH PINIYA BHI NA DIKHTA:D

[rakeshsehrawat]

Manne bera tha tu ye isse-2 sawaal jaruur bujhjhega?

Jawaab no 1: Apni bua ke rahya karuun.
Jawaab no 2: Merri marjji jisse chahungga usse pathhungga chutkalle...karlle ke kreigga?
Jawaab no3:Mei uss ballak nei arr uss master nei donnuwa nei jannu suun...thheek merre bhateej..?
Jawaab no 4] Haan merri-e gelyan bann rhi sei.....pher ke?
Jawaab no 5: Haan terrri kaki nei merre tein jawaar ke phardde denne shurru kar rakhkhe sein.



Aur bujhh ibb...ha...ha..ha.KIllakki ka bachcha dekhya-e na?

WOH KATYA ROG KESHAV KADE SAI BHAI BHAJIYE NAA MARA KONI

[desijat]

:D

Manne bera tha tu ye isse-2 sawaal jaruur bujhjhega?

Jawaab no 1: Apni bua ke rahya karuun.
Jawaab no 2: Merri marjji jisse chahungga usse pathhungga chutkalle...karlle ke kreigga?
Jawaab no3:Mei uss ballak nei arr uss master nei donnuwa nei jannu suun...thheek merre bhateej..?
Jawaab no 4] Haan merri-e gelyan bann rhi sei.....pher ke?
Jawaab no 5: Haan terrri kaki nei merre tein jawaar ke phardde denne shurru kar rakhkhe sein.



Aur bujhh ibb...ha...ha..ha.KIllakki ka bachcha dekhya-e na?

HAHAHAHA
JAise ko Taisa .... Dev sir ek baar TV channel alu ne bhi de dio asse jawab, we bhi Vikas ki dhal Sawalu ki rail pel de. :D

[devdahiya]

KESHAV DAHIYA SAHAB KI SEHAT DEKH KE NYU TO NA LAGTA LEKIN TERA KE KARA KHASAM

EK BAI KESHAV BARGA CHORA KISE DOST KE GHARAN CHALYA GYA TO USKI MAA NE KAHA BETA BAITH MEIN CHA BANA KE LYAUN SOON
WOH BOLYA K NA TAI MEIN CHA NAA PIYA KARTA
TAI NE USNE UPAR TEIN TALE TAK DEKHYA AR BOLI K ISA DOODH PINIYA BHI NA DIKHTA:D

Sahi kahi...duudhh piniya....ha...ha...ha..ha.Khatarnaak jawaab thha. Good one bhai.

[keshavdahiya]

Sahi kahi...duudhh piniya....ha...ha...ha..ha.Khatarnaak jawaab thha. Good one bhai.

jat te duddh e piya karre.....har kisse ki bass ki baat konya duddh hajam karna...... dast bhi laag jaya karen sehrawat saab.......tere barga bhai cherta handya karre ki mere ko to VITA/MOTHERDAIRY ka duddh hi suit karta hai......dekhya na point marniya........hahhaha killkki ...mein thoddi der inghan ke hoya aare tham sabne page bhar diya.......hahahhhahaha

aur to aur yu dholli munch aala bhi bolan laag gya......:D:D:D:D

[devdahiya]

jat te duddh e piya karre.....har kisse ki bass ki baat konya duddh hajam karna...... dast bhi laag jaya karen sehrawat saab.......tere barga bhai cherta handya karre ki mere ko to VITA/MOTHERDAIRY ka duddh hi suit karta hai......dekhya na point marniya........hahhaha killkki ...mein thoddi der inghan ke hoya aare tham sabne page bhar diya.......hahahhhahaha

aur to aur yu dholli munch aala bhi bolan laag gya......:D:D:D:D

Kyun dhamkawei sei saryan nei....terre jelli aaweiggi sudhdhi tantt mei...kis ka biggadya handde sei? Maar ibb kilkki?

[keshavdahiya]

Kyun dhamkawei sei saryan nei....terre jelli aaweiggi sudhdhi tantt mei...kis ka biggadya handde sei? Maar ibb kilkki?

nafrat karna aasaan hai...nafrat mitana kathin hai.......:D:D

[devdahiya]

nafrat karna aasaan hai...nafrat mitana kathin hai.......:D:D

Kadde bolya rei.....?

[dndeswal]

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भाई केशव, ईब तै इसे चुटकले बी ना बणैं - काका के करै ! ईब तै अंग्रेजी पढो और अंग्रेजी में सुनाओ - ना देसी मास्टर रहे और ना देसी जुबान ।

म्हारी सातवीं की क्लास लगी हुई थी - साथ वाले कमरे में मास्टर गायब था और बाळक घणा उधमस तार रहे थे । म्हारा मास्टर गया उस कमरे मैं, आर बोल्या : अरै, क्यूं सारे रौळा कर रहे सो? एक नै कह दिया: "सर, यो खात्ती-का कर रहया सभ-तैं फालतू रौळा" !

मास्टर जी बोल्या : "कित सै रै वो खात्ती-का? मन्नैं के उस धौरै गिड़गम (गिड़चम) घड़वाणी सै?"

और फेर ठोक्के उसकै घणे घुस्से !!
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[devdahiya]

.
भाई केशव, ईब तै इसे चुटकले बी ना बणैं - काका के करै ! ईब तै अंग्रेजी पढो और अंग्रेजी में सुनाओ - ना देसी मास्टर रहे और ना देसी जुबान ।

म्हारी सातवीं की क्लास लगी हुई थी - साथ वाले कमरे में मास्टर गायब था और बाळक घणा उधमस तार रहे थे । म्हारा मास्टर गया उस कमरे मैं, आर बोल्या : अरै, क्यूं सारे रौळा कर रहे सो? एक नै कह दिया: "सर, यो खात्ती-का कर रहया सभ-तैं फालतू रौळा" !

मास्टर जी बोल्या : "कित सै रै वो खात्ती-का? मन्नैं के उस धौरै गिड़गम (गिड़चम) घड़वाणी सै?"

और फेर ठोक्के उसकै घणे घुस्से !!
.

Ha...ha...ha...ha...pehlyaan mastraan ke haathh kulmullayein jaya karte peettan ke naam ke....bess bahaana banya nahin arr jibbe CHASS diye 6-7.

[keshavdahiya]

waha waha deswal uncle ji aapne iib thodda sa ji sa ghlya se iis thread mein......na te iinn sabne mere kaka ki chutkalle ki birann matti pitt di thi.......hahahhaaha :D:D:D:D killkki pe killkkii.......

mazza aa gya aapki ya hindi paddh ke er kissa paddh ke.....
aur aan dyo isse isse....kam te kam manohar kahani ke kisse te konya......hahhahaahahhah...:p :p :p :p

[rockingguy]

ek be bhai keshav jise te gaam mein tai ne boojh li..
tai: chore doodh piya kare..
chora bolya : haan tai
tai: din mein kitna pee leta hoga..
chora bolya: 2-3 lit to pee liya karoon.
tai : chodiye mat na te mar jayaga, peen pache u haal se to na peeve to ke hoga..
bura mat na maniye........

jat te duddh e piya karre.....har kisse ki bass ki baat konya duddh hajam karna...... dast bhi laag jaya karen sehrawat saab.......tere barga bhai cherta handya karre ki mere ko to VITA/MOTHERDAIRY ka duddh hi suit karta hai......dekhya na point marniya........hahhaha killkki ...mein thoddi der inghan ke hoya aare tham sabne page bhar diya.......hahahhhahaha

aur to aur yu dholli munch aala bhi bolan laag gya......:D:D:D:D

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rakesh bhai...
ek request......sabne Khasam mat banaya kar..ya galat baat se...
ek thread mein tane mein apna khasam bataya tha...wah to mane nu sooch ke chod di ke bera galti te keh gaya hoga.. maane ke bera tha tu saara pe u ilzam lage se..

KESHAV DAHIYA SAHAB KI SEHAT DEKH KE NYU TO NA LAGTA LEKIN TERA KE KARA KHASAM

EK BAI KESHAV BARGA CHORA KISE DOST KE GHARAN CHALYA GYA TO USKI MAA NE KAHA BETA BAITH MEIN CHA BANA KE LYAUN SOON
WOH BOLYA K NA TAI MEIN CHA NAA PIYA KARTA
TAI NE USNE UPAR TEIN TALE TAK DEKHYA AR BOLI K ISA DOODH PINIYA BHI NA DIKHTA:D

[rakeshsehrawat]

jat te duddh e piya karre.....har kisse ki bass ki baat konya duddh hajam karna...... dast bhi laag jaya karen sehrawat saab.......tere barga bhai cherta handya karre ki mere ko to VITA/MOTHERDAIRY ka duddh hi suit karta hai......dekhya na point marniya........hahhaha killkki ...mein thoddi der inghan ke hoya aare tham sabne page bhar diya.......hahahhhahaha

aur to aur yu dholli munch aala bhi bolan laag gya......:D:D:D:D

Bhai dodh chahe vita ke packet mein ho chahe mother dairy ke packet mein diya to Bhains ya gayen ka e hove sai baaki rahoo gurgaon mein hoon lekin yo sochna galat hai k mere doodh hazam na hove mere ghar aaj bhi bhains hai

[keshavdahiya]

Bhai dodh chahe vita ke packet mein ho chahe mother dairy ke packet mein diya to Bhains ya gayen ka e hove sai baaki rahoo gurgaon mein hoon lekin yo sochna galat hai k mere doodh hazam na hove mere ghar aaj bhi bhains hai

koi na iib tu mera ji na jalawwe ghanna sa.....manne bhi uude meheins ke than ke muunh laa rakhya tha, seeeet er nunii ghee ki mauzz hoya kartttiii.....hahahhahahha....killkki
baaki aapne rocking guy aali baat se.....tu sabne apna KHASAM na banaya kar.....:D:D:D:D......aachi si baat konya yaa......baaki tu bhaterraa shyana se.....

[ratheetheraist]

ohh ree kaka ..........kyun baalkaan gelyaan baallak ho ryaa saii tuu.........??

i wonder y u post these silly jokes here on jatland........iskii maryaada koo theess mat paunchaaoo plzzzzzz..........kilkii@ maryaa@ wonderr:D :D

nd also i wonder y smone without knowing thee result nd effects of cracking kulkkuulliyaa chutkullii on the sensible nd inteelectual person like KESABB..............kilkii@ kulkulliyaa chutkulliii:D :D

ufff........logged in after so much time nd saw the degradation of sense f humor f jatlanders.........i feel soo sad on this.....IS THIS JATLAND OR BOR KARANN KI SITE...?????:p :p .........NEED THE VIEWS OF SM SENIOR ND INTEELECTUAL MEMBERS OF THIS SITE...........