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    MENSA TEST!!TRY IT OUT.

    Mensa Test
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    Q: What do you put in a toaster?
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    A: The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give up
    now and go do something else before you hurt yourself. If
    you said "bread", go to the next question.

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    Q: Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows
    drink?
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    A: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not
    attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over-
    stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need
    to content yourself with reading something more appropriate
    such as "Children's World." If you said "water", then
    proceed to the next question.

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    Q: If a red house is made with red bricks, a blue house is made with
    blue
    bricks, a pink house is made with pink bricks, a black house is made
    with
    black bricks, what is a greenhouse made with?
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    A: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
    bricks," what the heck are you still doing here reading
    these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to the next
    question.

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    Q: Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
    Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was
    politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.
    Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The
    pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
    failing, decides on a crash landing. Unfortunately, the
    engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the
    middle of
    "no-man's-land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you
    bury
    the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no-man's-land?"
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    A: You don't, of course, bury the survivors. If you said ANYTHING
    else,
    you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
    plane
    crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated... If you said, "Don't
    bury
    the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

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    Q: If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute,
    then
    how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
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    A: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything else
    other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on
    getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league.
    Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the
    final
    question.

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    Q: Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
    London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get
    on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine
    people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get
    on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
    In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In
    Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then
    arrive at Milford Haven. Now, what was the name of the bus driver?
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    A: Oh, for Heaven's sake... It was you!!!

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    SunilDhankar (November 2nd, 2012)

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    Got stuck at greenhouse! Very nice questionnaire.

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    WOW lady u got to b a scientist
    wat made u so smart the masters OR the iz it the Phd taking its effect in advance.

    haha

    c i told u, u r smart

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    got all of them...

    will try and post another one which is as interesting as this one.

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