01) Mail Box


Lalloo gets new computer as well as free Internet connection.


After 2/3 days he goes out side his house to check his letterbox. His neighbor keeps an eye on Lalloo. Lalloo finds no letters in the box, so goes back inside his house.


One minute later, again he comes out and checks the letterbox. He finds no letters and goes back. One minute later, again he comes outside to check his letterbox and for the 3rd time he finds no letters in the box.


Now, Neighbor is confused. One minute later, Lalloo again comes out 4th time to check the letterbox.


This time, his neighbor tells "Lallooji, postman 3 ghante ke baad ayega. Bar bar letterbox nahi dekho".


Lalloo responds, "Bhai mera computer bar bar bol raha hai - You have got mail"


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02) Brain Purchase


A young man aspiring to become politician decides to replace his brain by a political person's brain.


He goes to doctor. Doctor tells him "Only 2 brains are left".


Man curiously asks "Whose are those and what is the price".


Doctor tells him "Vajpayee's brain for Rs.2 and Lalloo's brain for Rs.2,00,000".


Man is amazed at prices and asks doctor "Why Lalloo's brain much more costlier than Vajpayee's".


Doctor replies "Vajpayee's brain was used a lot".