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    Daily Schedule of a Software Engineer...

    This is the daily schedule of a software engg..

    8:30AM: Wake up
    8:45AM: Tough decision ; To bathe or not..
    8:50AM: Have To..
    9:15AM: Punch in..
    9:20AM: Check Mail..
    9:25AM: Check Again just in case....
    9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM)..
    9:45AM: TEA party..
    10:00AM:Check Mail..
    10:05AM:Check again.Can'nt Believe that no mail has come.
    Is every Body dead or what..
    10:20AM:Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation.
    Turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to..
    10:30AM:Found a guy testing something. Feel
    real pity for his
    pathetic,boring and useless existence..
    10:40AM:Sudden urge to get some work done and
    fast. Start looking for
    the file.Can't remember it's name
    11:00AM:Boss summons in his office. Bad sign..
    11:30AM:How the hell am i suppose to remember
    everything. Why should i
    be responsible for everything that goes bad..
    11:45AM:Try to locate a scape goat. No body
    around..
    12:00AM:Mood is really bad decide to postpone
    work till after lunch..
    12:30AM:lunch
    1:00PM: Lunch over..
    1:10PM: Go for a smoke.Can't even smoke in
    this god forsaken place..
    1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay
    for the cig.. the other chap is so foolish..
    1:50PM: Mood is good.Real sleazy thoughts..
    2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a
    mammoth mental effort..
    2:45PM: Tea Time..
    3:00PM: Chat and discuss with collegue on the
    bad state of the company..
    Blame everybody for incompetence and
    laziness..
    4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for
    help.(Jerk)
    4:11PM: Try to look busy..
    4:12PM: He is asking for a technical
    help.(Real jerk)..
    4:15PM: After really making him beg for help
    decide to take a look..
    4:50PM: No solution found. really angry on the
    guy r getting myself involve..
    4:55PM: Sudenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area.
    Try make as much loud noise as possible with some
    obscure technical jargon thrown in..
    5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear..
    5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD..
    5:10PM: Check mail. 'Yes' a mail has finally arrived..
    5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good..
    5:14PM: a quick dash for gate..
    5:15PM: Third in punching out..
    5:25PM: Reached Room..
    5:26PM: TV on.No worth while program..
    8:30PM: Still no worth while program.Every body is getting
    lazi and irresponsible what will happen to this world
    GOD help us.. Curse goverment and RnD..
    8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking..
    8:48PM: Dinner finished..
    8:50PM: Bay watch. At last some quality..
    11:00PM: Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up..
    12:45PM: Today there were really good programs..
    12:46PM: decide to sleep. Tough day ahead..
    Unleashed Jat

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    Very impressive indeed!

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    Katee Saachi Batt,
    Bhai Sare Software Eng Kardi Mehnat Karr Reh-sei.
    Sare tai Panch-Panch Killo Ghee Devaa ho sei.
    "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent..."

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