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    NRI

    A family in Palghat, Kerala was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
    mother
    arrived from the Gulf. It was sent by one of the daughters. When they
    opened
    the lid they found the dead body of their mother tightly squeezed
    inside the
    coffin, with no space left in it!

    They also found a letter on top, which read as follows:

    Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending Amma's body to you, since it
    was her
    last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral
    home
    in Kerala. Sorry, I could not come along.

    You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of Kraft
    cheese,
    10 packets of Toblerone chocolates, 4 packets of badam, 4 packets of
    pistas,
    and 4 bottles of scotch. Please divide these among all of you. On
    Amma's
    feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10 ..these are for
    Mohan.

    Under those, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's
    sons.Hope
    the sizes are correct. The 6 pairs of Nike white cotton socks that Amma
    is
    wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Amma is wearing 6
    American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the others are for
    my
    nephews. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for Narayan and Unni.
    The
    Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Amma is also
    wearing 6
    Wonder Bras and 12 Victoria's Secret panties. Just distribute them
    among
    yourselves.

    Yellamma Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that
    you
    asked for. Please take them.

    Yours affectionately,

    Rajlaxmi

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    bhai kati gahan kasuta tha yo to....ji sa aa gya padh ke !!!
    jatshahi

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