Another real incident!!

**sanjaykharb** · August 22nd, 2002, 09:13 AM

Baat kafi purani hey ....par umeed hey aap sab ko acchi kagegi.
Kafi saal pehley hamarey gaam mein koi hindi mein baat nahi kiya karta tha (Now atleast they understand). These incidents are related to this fact only.

1.
To bhai hua yoon ....ki garmiyoon ki chuttiyoon mein gaam gaya.
Samney chachaji (uncle) khadey huey they.
Mainey kaha: chachaji namestey...aap kaisey hoo?
Chacha: Chorey ....mein to theek soon....par tu ghani angrejeee na katey....sehar mein jaa key RAM RAM ney bhi namestey bolan lag gya"

2. Ek bar mainey dadi sey poochya..
Sanju -Dadi ji samay (time) kya hua hey.....
Dadi : woo key cheez howey sey beta.....?
Sanju: Dadi ....bakhat key hoo gya......?
Dadi : To nue pooch ney tame (time) key hoo gya.....ghani angrajee naa katey....taataa palta laa dungee ...sarkari jhoota hoo jey ga"...

Send me your comments !!

**rathee** · August 22nd, 2002, 04:55 PM

bhai tanne to kati chaale paad diye...yo rog sa to meri gael bhi katt rhya se gaam mein...!!

**anurana** · August 22nd, 2002, 06:15 PM

Good Ones Sanjay !

**mansi** · August 22nd, 2002, 07:06 PM

bhai Sanjay
jama kasota sain ya dadi chacha gail conversation to ,hum nai to mahri dadi ,dada,nani ,nana,chacha,chachi ,tau,tai sara yaad agai paad ka.
good one:-)

**akdabas** · August 22nd, 2002, 08:04 PM

bahut badhiya sanjay,

ase hi lage raho ha ha ha ha ha......!!

**naveenadalal** · August 22nd, 2002, 09:10 PM

bhot badhiya ! dadi wala incident to jama he kasoota tha, aur yaad karke post kare jao.

**satyeshwar** · April 24th, 2008, 12:08 PM

hahahahaa!! Kati andy sauda!

**rahultokas** · April 24th, 2008, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by satyeshwar

hahahahaa!! Kati andy sauda!

ittney dinaa mai samajh aayaa sai k baagh.. yo saudaaa:D

**anilsangwan** · April 24th, 2008, 12:29 PM

Bhai Rahul.....Bagh ne iss taagey ka "Taalla" khola sei.... Badda peettall aala jadd raakha tha.......jyan maari ND batawe sei... :D

Originally Posted by rahultokas

ittney dinaa mai samajh aayaa sai k baagh.. yo saudaaa:D

**rahultokas** · April 24th, 2008, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by anilsangwan

Bhai Rahul.....Bagh ne iss taagey ka "Taalla" khola sei.... Badda peettall aala jadd raakha tha.......jyan maari ND batawe sei... :D

baagh nai ibb yeh kaaam bhii shuru karr diye k??? :p

bhai baagh... meri motor cycle kaa bhi taalaa kholliye ek bai.. usskii taaaliii khuu rhii sai...:D

**satyeshwar** · April 24th, 2008, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by rahultokas

baagh nai ibb yeh kaaam bhii shuru karr diye k??? :p

bhai baagh... meri motor cycle kaa bhi taalaa kholliye ek bai.. usskii taaaliii khuu rhii sai...:D

Teri motor cycle ka taala nhi kholu!! Kuch din paidal chalna padega te teri tond andar ne ho jaagi!! :p :boxing

**anilsangwan** · April 24th, 2008, 12:54 PM

ha ha ha ha ha.... Imagine kar ke dekh bhai Rahul situation si.... mahara Bagh ek tootti si cycle pe.... aage fattey pe Keell gaad ke kayi darzan taaley er 2000 chaabi lattkayein...... rukka maarta odd.... :D ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Kilkiiiiiii !!!!

Originally Posted by rahultokas

baagh nai ibb yeh kaaam bhii shuru karr diye k??? :p

bhai baagh... meri motor cycle kaa bhi taalaa kholliye ek bai.. usskii taaaliii khuu rhii sai...:D

**satyeshwar** · April 24th, 2008, 12:58 PM

maan ja Anil, manne te bakash de!!! :D

**ratheetheraist** · April 24th, 2008, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by satyeshwar

Teri motor cycle ka taala nhi kholu!! Kuch din paidal chalna padega te teri tond andar ne ho jaagi!! :p :boxing

sahi kahi istey sattey..yo ghanna maach ra sai tond fulllaaee haandey sai...hahahaha...khi khi@tond:p:D:D

**ratheetheraist** · April 24th, 2008, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by rahultokas

baagh nai ibb yeh kaaam bhii shuru karr diye k??? :p

bhai baagh... meri motor cycle kaa bhi taalaa kholliye ek bai.. usskii taaaliii khuu rhii sai...:D

tokas bhaiya yeh aapkey right hand ki ungliyon k beech mey kya hai..??:p

:D

**rahultokas** · April 24th, 2008, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by anilsangwan

ha ha ha ha ha.... Imagine kar ke dekh bhai Rahul situation si.... mahara Bagh ek tootti si cycle pe.... aage fattey pe Keell gaad ke kayi darzan taaley er 2000 chaabi lattkayein...... rukka maarta odd.... :D ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Kilkiiiiiii !!!!

bhai reh.. margyaa hanss hansss mai tai.... imagine karrr gyaaaa..... arrr dekh Rathii Istyle.... *^&()&*$)UJ hjapioudyfhpasdfj;a.... haath bhiii thissall gyaaa keyboard pai tai... killlllllllllllllllkiiiiii

**rahultokas** · April 24th, 2008, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by ratheetheraist

tokas bhaiya yeh aapkey right hand ki ungliyon k beech mey kya hai..??:p

:D

maar gyaaa dyaaakii Pointtt.. paarkhii nazarr ley rhaaa sai.. sunghtaa sunghtaaa aaa gyaaa tu bhiiii.... datttaaa reh....:D

**satyeshwar** · April 24th, 2008, 01:05 PM

Re tamney te kati naas peet gira is taage ka!! Point pe aao, na te chalte bano!!

**rahultokas** · April 24th, 2008, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by satyeshwar

Teri motor cycle ka taala nhi kholu!! Kuch din paidal chalna padega te teri tond andar ne ho jaagi!! :p :boxing

yaa tondd bheetarr nai naa karniii manney.. jey karr leee tai fer chorriyaa mai fasaaaddd shuru ho jaaagaaa...

... nu kehwengiii.. Hey Rahul.... Mujhsey Dostii karoogey... opppssss.. k keh gyaa mai:D

**ratheetheraist** · April 24th, 2008, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by rahultokas

yaa tondd bheetarr nai naa karniii manney.. jey karr leee tai fer chorriyaa mai fasaaaddd shuru ho jaaagaaa...

... nu kehwengiii.. Hey Rahul.... Mujhsey Dostii karoogey... opppssss.. k keh gyaa mai:D

hohohoho...hahahaha..julm kar diye bhai...mjaa aa gyaa..!!:D:D

arr ibb k kehwen sai yeh chori tanney..xcuse mi bhaiya..:p:p

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