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  1. January 8th, 2007, 08:56 PM #1
    rohit82
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    Ghanti Naa Mari Jati ke!

    Ek be ek gaamm ka choora Atlas ki nai cycle le aaya....
    Usne Cycle kam chalni aaya karti ...... ek din wo cycle le kein gamm kanya chaal padya
    wo Kethan me ke ja tha ....
    Rahh me gaam ki ek Choori bhi jaa thi.....
    ...bhai choora tha 80 ki speed pe... cycle ke brake na lagye...

    Takker mar di choori ke..... Takkar lagtee he Choori boli.... "Kyu re Ghanti Na mari Jati"

    choora bhola tha....bolya ek bawli "Poori cycle de Mari..ebb Ghanti nayri kadh kein maroon ke...."
    Last edited by rohit82; January 9th, 2007 at 07:09 PM.
  2. January 8th, 2007, 09:31 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by rohit82 View Post
    Bhai !...
    Ek be ek Jat bhai Atlas ki nai cycle le aaya....
    Usne Cycle kam chalni aaya karti ...... ek din wo cycle le kein rohtak kanya lakad gya ......market me shopping karan ...

    pahlyan road te hoya na karte ...wo Kethan me ke ho liya....
    Rahh me gaam ki ek Choori jaa thi.....
    ...bhai jat tha 80 ki speed pe... cycle ke brake na lagye...

    Takker mar di choori ke..... Takkar lagtee he Choori boli.... "Kyu re Ghanti Na mari Jati"

    Jat bhola tha....bolya ek bawli "Poori cycle Mardi..ebb Ghanti alag te maroon ke...."
    haaasna sey key ?:D:D:D:p
    I dont have personality,i am mere statistics.I used to be "downtoearth". Now this is my present name. Do i possess a name, a face ,an individuality ?:rolleyes:

  3. January 8th, 2007, 10:43 PM #3
    keshavdahiya
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    bhai rohit....nyu batta.....ya baat rohtak ki sei ke JIND ki.... ??? doubt hai thhoda manne :p
    dusrri baat...ya group photu mein saare rohit sein ke.....mat matbal aap woh waale rohit ho ke..........jo dialogue marrke nyu kehya karre>>Bhai HUM te nyu-e rokk kaat diya karan.....:D

    er bhai le manne bhi haaath tha diye terra humorous joke paadh ke


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    ..... aapne agar aise aise 9 chutkalle aur sunna diye...to aapko scholarship di jayeggi......


    sarpanch ji note karriyo rohit ka naam education section mein......:p
    Last edited by keshavdahiya; January 8th, 2007 at 10:46 PM.
  4. January 8th, 2007, 10:49 PM #4
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    Wink sonipat ki se

    Quote Originally Posted by keshavdahiya View Post
    bhai rohit....nyu batta.....ya baat rohtak ki sei ke JIND ki....:p
    Bhai Keshav, saaiklaaan ke ghanti ke RTK Jind mein e hoya karre:D
    mere hisaab te sonipat ki se yaa baat......kyunki ATLAS ki nayi saayikall ka jikar aaya se isme:p
    Last edited by VPannu; January 8th, 2007 at 10:57 PM.
  5. January 9th, 2007, 12:55 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by downtoearth View Post
    haaasna sey key ?:D:D:D:p

    Na Datya jata te Hans le bahi !!!!
  6. January 9th, 2007, 01:13 PM #6
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    Keep writing.......

    are rohit, koyee bat naa, bhai manee te taree chutkala thek laga or Rupinder, kashev or pannu ke commnets nee or ji se lyaa diya.

    Keep trying and the other keep commenting, sometimes comments turns out to be better then the original joke...

    Keep writing.......
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  7. January 9th, 2007, 01:31 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by rohit82 View Post
    Na Datya jata te Hans le bahi !!!!
    saachi!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
    Yash Beniwal
    Life is a challenge accept it !
    JAI KILKI TAULL !!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. January 9th, 2007, 02:00 PM #8
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    Smile

    Quote Originally Posted by downtoearth View Post
    haaasna sey key ?:D:D:D:p
    Quote Originally Posted by yashbeniwal View Post
    saachi!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

    yash bahi kati sacchi!!!!!!!
  9. January 9th, 2007, 05:52 PM #9
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    ohh..

    Quote Originally Posted by rohit82 View Post

    yash bahi kati sacchi!!!!!!!
    ohh bhai rohittey..!!

    zara sambhal k jawaan.. naye saal ki shuruaat main hi ulajh gaye iss BIYAABAAN main..?? kilkii@BIYAABAAN:D:D

    yahan bahut shaheed ho chukey hain aisey joke likh kar....unki ek category hai ..........JINDA SHAHEED.........kilkiiiiiiii@JINDA SHAHEED...!! :D:D:D
    ARTHAAT ... jo login bina karee wapas chaley gaye ...aaj tak nahi lottey...buss guest ban kar hi post padhtey hain aaj tak..!! :p

    isliye thodaa paanw sambhaaloo...........AAGEY KHAANCHA HAI...!!
    Rozz Suraj Ki Tarah Ugg Kar Doobna Nai Chaahtaa..!!
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!
  10. January 9th, 2007, 06:31 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ratheetheraist View Post
    ohh bhai rohittey..!!

    zara sambhal k jawaan.. naye saal ki shuruaat main hi ulajh gaye iss BIYAABAAN main..?? kilkii@BIYAABAAN:D:D

    yahan bahut shaheed ho chukey hain aisey joke likh kar....unki ek category hai ..........JINDA SHAHEED.........kilkiiiiiiii@JINDA SHAHEED...!! :D:D:D
    ARTHAAT ... jo login bina karee wapas chaley gaye ...aaj tak nahi lottey...buss guest ban kar hi post padhtey hain aaj tak..!! :p

    isliye thodaa paanw sambhaaloo...........AAGEY KHAANCHA HAI...!!

    Rathee Bhai ...yo ke tha!....:rolleyes:
    Last edited by rohit82; January 9th, 2007 at 06:37 PM.
  11. January 9th, 2007, 06:51 PM #11
    ravinderdahiya
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    Arre kasai yu k baga diya
    eeb hassay akk roway nyu e samaj mein konya aamta :eek:
  12. January 9th, 2007, 07:06 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ravinderdahiya View Post
    Arre kasai yu k baga diya
    eeb hassay akk roway nyu e samaj mein konya aamta :eek:

    Ravinder bhai manne na bera thi aak itne challe patenge....na te kati nahi bagaoo he...!
  13. January 9th, 2007, 07:20 PM #13
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    Koy na,
    kaali mannya mannay, kai bai issi bhi ho jaaya kare:D
  14. January 9th, 2007, 07:21 PM #14
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    ..........
    Last edited by downtoearth; January 9th, 2007 at 07:31 PM.
    I dont have personality,i am mere statistics.I used to be "downtoearth". Now this is my present name. Do i possess a name, a face ,an individuality ?:rolleyes:

  15. January 10th, 2007, 10:48 AM #15
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    Ya Cycle kitt millegi???? Aaj kaal tai meri scooteri bi naatt ja sai 75-80 tai faltu bhajjan tai:o :p ghani embarassment hoja sai jib koye aage likadd jya
    Quote Originally Posted by rohit82 View Post
    Ek be ek gaamm ka choora Atlas ki nai cycle le aaya....
    Usne Cycle kam chalni aaya karti ...... ek din wo cycle le kein gamm kanya chaal padya
    wo Kethan me ke ja tha ....
    Rahh me gaam ki ek Choori bhi jaa thi.....
    ...bhai choora tha 80 ki speed pe... cycle ke brake na lagye...

    Takker mar di choori ke..... Takkar lagtee he Choori boli.... "Kyu re Ghanti Na mari Jati"

    choora bhola tha....bolya ek bawli "Poori cycle de Mari..ebb Ghanti nayri kadh kein maroon ke...."
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8
  16. January 10th, 2007, 11:06 AM #16
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    yo maara nahlee pe dahlaa.....

    Sunita ji,

    yo maara nahlee pe dahlaa..... Thats what I meant by when I said above that all kinds of jokes should be encouraged (funny, not so funny and so called funny )because sometimes the comments does add more humor to the joke....

    ann do ek addha or isseee bat pe...
    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    Ya Cycle kitt millegi???? Aaj kaal tai meri scooteri bi naatt ja sai 75-80 tai faltu bhajjan tai:o :p ghani embarassment hoja sai jib koye aage likadd jya
    Last edited by rakeshdahiya; January 10th, 2007 at 12:07 PM.
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  17. January 10th, 2007, 11:58 AM #17
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    mujhe bhi yaa e cycle lene sai ,,, :eek:
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    JAI KILKI TAULL !!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. January 10th, 2007, 12:11 PM #18
    sunitahooda
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    Dekhey pehlam bata dey tanne koonsa RANG chahiye kade mai Laal rang ki lyu tai tu uddey dukaan aage RETT mai lottan laag jya akk mai bi laal lyunga....meri saheli ki Nanannd ka byah sai...uske Bataeu nai mai yahe CYCLE dyungi:p :D
    Quote Originally Posted by yashbeniwal View Post
    mujhe bhi yaa e cycle lene sai ,,, :eek:
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8
  19. January 10th, 2007, 12:19 PM #19
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    yaa ghanti mhaari kadd me kyu na maar di:o

    deswaal ji ne koye sa rukka maariyo ek be koye saa..
    Quote Originally Posted by rohit82 View Post
    Ek be ek gaamm ka choora Atlas ki nai cycle le aaya....
    Usne Cycle kam chalni aaya karti ...... ek din wo cycle le kein gamm kanya chaal padya
    wo Kethan me ke ja tha ....
    Rahh me gaam ki ek Choori bhi jaa thi.....
    ...bhai choora tha 80 ki speed pe... cycle ke brake na lagye...

    Takker mar di choori ke..... Takkar lagtee he Choori boli.... "Kyu re Ghanti Na mari Jati"

    choora bhola tha....bolya ek bawli "Poori cycle de Mari..ebb Ghanti nayri kadh kein maroon ke...."
    -There are no bad people in this world..they are either good or amusing.

    ...La Vida es Bella....
  20. January 10th, 2007, 12:27 PM #20
    sunitahooda
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    Ae iss naputti TALLI nai todd kai bagayiyo koyesa....rojj tann-tannayi reh sai....:p :o :D
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8
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