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  1. #1

    Cool nd chorra

    Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."
    Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."
    Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"


    :D kiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllll kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D

  2. #2
    Narwal....iss LAAL haraff ke beechaley 'H' laa dey:p :o ....rahi mehans ki baat tai kismat aalyan ki SHAADI tai bina mehansan ke juwaar khaye ho jaya kare....tu kade apni mehansan nai khadedd deta ho rojj SHAADI ke chaa mai :D
    Quote Originally Posted by narwal View Post
    Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."
    Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."
    Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"


    :D kiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllll kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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  4. #3
    narwal, kasutta bichal rya hai no. of chutkallas posted baddan k chakkar mein ,k hoya je last mein aake nu samajh mein aaya akk vo actuallY "SAADI" te darre tha, fer b chutkalla te tha ee, k hoya je haansi na aayi, tha te chutkalla ee...
    seems nw a days narwal is working as humour fountain....showerin humour to every corner of jatland, keep it up!
    "Every Man alone is sincere.At the entrance of second person hypocrisy begins"



  5. #4

    Cool

    Narwal saab...
    mast maal thaa...katti nikharoo

  6. #5
    Narwal bhai tera dosh nahi sai,,, yaa tai baikhat ki rey rey maati ho rahi sai:eek: :eek: , naa tai tere in dhoti paad jokes nai toh kisi pushtak mai chapwa kai kisi shangralay mai rekhwan ka jee kare sai,,, ,, tu nu e laga rai,,, u humour section tere e bhal bhoote pai chaal raha hai,,,:eek: ,,,,
    baaki yaa saadi aali baat thi kasutt,,, poora chutkla 2 baar padan k baat samajh aaya ke aap saadhi ki baat karo the,,,,,,,
    Quote Originally Posted by rekharathee View Post
    narwal, kasutta bichal rya hai no. of chutkallas posted baddan k chakkar mein ,k hoya je last mein aake nu samajh mein aaya akk vo actuallY "SAADI" te darre tha, fer b chutkalla te tha ee, k hoya je haansi na aayi, tha te chutkalla ee...
    seems nw a days narwal is working as humour fountain....showerin humour to every corner of jatland, keep it up!
    Yash Beniwal
    Life is a challenge accept it !
    JAI KILKI TAULL !!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. #6

    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by yatinder19 View Post
    Narwal saab...
    mast maal thaa...katti nikharoo
    Bhai Chhikara sahab,,,,,

    U nikhdoo ,, tai baasi ho kai paat liya sai,,,,:eek: :eek: :eek: ,, paneer bana le iska ek khal ki baalti mai ger de ,, bata do:eek:
    kilki@ bassi + khal ki baaltiiiiiiiiiii
    Yash Beniwal
    Life is a challenge accept it !
    JAI KILKI TAULL !!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. #7

    Cool

    Beniwal saab...
    kati saani bhe dii

  9. #8
    Chhikara Sahab,,

    bhe humnai di,,,, eb choon aap rala do,,,:eek: , saanjh nai badiyaa doka de degi khola,,, nu hi kharsaah mai doond daad kam e hoya kare,:p

    Quote Originally Posted by yatinder19 View Post
    Beniwal saab...
    kati saani bhe dii
    Yash Beniwal
    Life is a challenge accept it !
    JAI KILKI TAULL !!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. #9

    killllllllkiiiiiiii

    :D :D sunita choudharan munne yo chutkula desi hisab main likh diya .joke bhi desi aur spelling bhi desi.baki thnx 4 ya suggestion,i'll tk cr for all the spell.. in future.ek baat aur tum saari chhori narwal ki mehans ki fikar na karo ,kyonki narwal ki mehans ne to jawar kha li??hahahahahahah kiiiiii lkkiiiiiiiii.m allready engaged sweety.u dont worry,aur hatum jaroor apni mehansa ne jawar khwa diyo je eb tak koi nd na mila ho to.ek aur kilkiiiiiiii
    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    Narwal....iss LAAL haraff ke beechaley 'H' laa dey:p :o ....rahi mehans ki baat tai kismat aalyan ki SHAADI tai bina mehansan ke juwaar khaye ho jaya kare....tu kade apni mehansan nai khadedd deta ho rojj SHAADI ke chaa mai :D

  11. #10
    areee bhai beniwal saab aap ki baat bilkul thik hai.yaar munne thodi desi language use kar di.bhai bhul gaya tha ki saadi nahi shadi ho se.nyway thum saare bhaiyo ne maja aa reha se ,or ke chahiye.aur baki bhai tu to apne mama ka choora hai yaar.tu mere joke ne sangralya main nahi rekhwavega to aur kaun yu bhala kam karega.thnx for ur appreciation man.
    Quote Originally Posted by yashbeniwal View Post
    Narwal bhai tera dosh nahi sai,,, yaa tai baikhat ki rey rey maati ho rahi sai:eek: :eek: , naa tai tere in dhoti paad jokes nai toh kisi pushtak mai chapwa kai kisi shangralay mai rekhwan ka jee kare sai,,, ,, tu nu e laga rai,,, u humour section tere e bhal bhoote pai chaal raha hai,,,:eek: ,,,,
    baaki yaa saadi aali baat thi kasutt,,, poora chutkla 2 baar padan k baat samajh aaya ke aap saadhi ki baat karo the,,,,,,,

  12. #11
    mahri mehnsan nai khall/binolley/choori/birsamm/jawar sab kimme khaa rakhya sai....tu kalli manna maaney....arr killki maar 100 par roohsar ki baatan pai....ibb raji reh....Killki Taull ke members ki wajah tai itney reply hogey...na dhool uddann laagri sai teri jokkdiyan mai:p chahey engage ho ya na ho...tere bargya ki hum tension na liya kartey
    Quote Originally Posted by narwal View Post
    :D :D sunita choudharan munne yo chutkula desi hisab main likh diya .joke bhi desi aur spelling bhi desi.baki thnx 4 ya suggestion,i'll tk cr for all the spell.. in future.ek baat aur tum saari chhori narwal ki mehans ki fikar na karo ,kyonki narwal ki mehans ne to jawar kha li??hahahahahahah kiiiiii lkkiiiiiiiii.m allready engaged sweety.u dont worry,aur hatum jaroor apni mehansa ne jawar khwa diyo je eb tak koi nd na mila ho to.ek aur kilkiiiiiiii
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  13. #12
    bhai chikkara saab aap aur beniwal bhai je itni badiya tarah saani beh doge to chhora ki mehans nu we jawar khaya jaa gi aur kise-2 ki mehansa ke gel bhaj jaa gi.thnx man.:D \\\
    Quote Originally Posted by yatinder19 View Post
    Beniwal saab...
    kati saani bhe dii

  14. #13
    je tunne maja hi nahi aata meri jokediyan main to main bhi tere te paddan khatar card koni bhejta,besak na padha kar yo malang to nu we likhega.jal mat rees kar.hahahah kiilkiiii.baki thnx for ya reply and for helping mah in geting so mny replies.appreciated.baki kham-kha chho mat na aave sidde -sadde chhore ne.:D
    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    mahri mehnsan nai khall/binolley/choori/birsamm/jawar sab kimme khaa rakhya sai....tu kalli manna maaney....arr killki maar 100 par roohsar ki baatan pai....ibb raji reh....Killki Taull ke members ki wajah tai itney reply hogey...na dhool uddann laagri sai teri jokkdiyan mai:p chahey engage ho ya na ho...tere bargya ki hum tension na liya kartey

  15. #14
    EGO HASSELS:p :o :D
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  16. #15
    yes hooda ji alwas egoistic.i got attitude,do u mind?.pls dont be painic abt my ego .nywy thnx for spendin time in my jokdi(according 2 ya)hahaha kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllkkiiiiiiiiiiii to nuye laagegi kilkikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    EGO HASSELS:p :o :D

  17. #16

    Cool

    Bhaai Dono Soo khaa rye se...Laage raho.Jo hargya..wo hi jaat nahin..Humne bhi Tamashaa dekhan main bada majaa aa rya se...
    Ibb Lo meri Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

  18. #17
    :p iss naiye kehya karein ASLI JAT mai to nakli ho kai ghani raaji su....Never-ever wasted my MIND in such mindless things manne bera sai....BITTODEY MAI TAI TO GOSSEYE LIKADDEINGEY....KILLKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII LOTT-POTT AALI:D Arr APNI EGO NAI SANDOOKDDI MAI BOCH KAI RAAKH....I HAVE GOT MY SO VERY OWN EGO:rolleyes:
    Quote Originally Posted by narwal View Post
    yes hooda ji alwas egoistic.i got attitude,do u mind?.pls dont be painic abt my ego .nywy thnx for spendin time in my jokdi(according 2 ya)hahaha kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllkkiiiiiiiiiiii to nuye laagegi kilkikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

  19. #18
    Calm down people. Moderators would rather not intervene in this matter but we will not hesitate in taking appropriate action either.

  20. #19
    wah ji wah jee sa aa gya hooda ji ib aap apne aap ne nakli manno ho to dekho main aapko asli nahi bana sakta,aur baki u sud hv mind to mind the things .baki bebe bittode main te to gosseye hi likda kare ,je aap log mithai kadte hoge to pata nahi.eb lagi asli kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllll llllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iii :D :D :D :D to.dekhiye kadi kaan paat je mari kiilki sun ke ne.lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    (satyeshwar sir aap isko itna serious mat lena kyonki its just a healthy conversation between two jaats in desi style.anywy i knw my limits.let it keep goin,untill smbdy hurt.ok)
    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    :p iss naiye kehya karein ASLI JAT mai to nakli ho kai ghani raaji su....Never-ever wasted my MIND in such mindless things manne bera sai....BITTODEY MAI TAI TO GOSSEYE LIKADDEINGEY....KILLKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII LOTT-POTT AALI:D Arr APNI EGO NAI SANDOOKDDI MAI BOCH KAI RAAKH....I HAVE GOT MY SO VERY OWN EGO:rolleyes:

  21. #20
    bhai chikkara saab tum jama jee sa lende raho aur kiilki marde raho.yaar to rukan aale na bhai point maran te.baki apni bhi kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii laagdi rehgi
    Quote Originally Posted by yatinder19 View Post
    Bhaai Dono Soo khaa rye se...Laage raho.Jo hargya..wo hi jaat nahin..Humne bhi Tamashaa dekhan main bada majaa aa rya se...
    Ibb Lo meri Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

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