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  1. #21
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    chartered accountancy

    hi m pursuing my ca final. read ur message so thought of replying back . if u have any query realting to ca u can always for my help. god bless.

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    hi

    hello everyone . sorry bout my last post. i actually read d first post and straight away replied to it. anyways it was pleasent to see many seniors around. i wud most probably complete my ca by nov 07. but the next big question is what should i plan next. i wish to pursue my courier in finance or accountancy. and wish to take up some foregion course like CFA or may be CPA USA for tat matter. also m confused on d matter whether i sud directly do any of these courses or sud i have one or two years of experience in d industry and then plan for it.i plan to work abroad for a decent period and eventually shift back to india. one gud option for me is aus which has very good scope for accountancy and finance job. but a degree like cpa aus does not have any scope in india.i would really appreciate if anyone could guide me which course will best suit me. god bless .

  3. #23

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    Quote Originally Posted by rahulpchangal View Post
    hello everyone . sorry bout my last post. i actually read d first post and straight away replied to it.
    Read, analyze and then reacting is the way where are so many opportunities .....
    Just bang on timely and this world is all yours !
    It's better to be alone than in a bad company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rahulpchangal View Post
    hello everyone . sorry bout my last post. i actually read d first post and straight away replied to it. anyways it was pleasent to see many seniors around. i wud most probably complete my ca by nov 07. but the next big question is what should i plan next. i wish to pursue my courier in finance or accountancy. and wish to take up some foregion course like CFA or may be CPA USA for tat matter. also m confused on d matter whether i sud directly do any of these courses or sud i have one or two years of experience in d industry and then plan for it.i plan to work abroad for a decent period and eventually shift back to india. one gud option for me is aus which has very good scope for accountancy and finance job. but a degree like cpa aus does not have any scope in india.i would really appreciate if anyone could guide me which course will best suit me. god bless .
    Ya CPA can be of more help if u wish to work outside India, but it can be of help in India if u work for KPO's or MNC's etc which require such specific expertise & such requirement is growing!

  5. #25

    India

    Hi Rahul,

    India is the hot market now. Even the finance professional from london (and I'm talking about the English and not only the indians here) are planning to work in india. I also have similar plans.


    Dream is to get investment banking job in the indian operations of a European bank, get married and live happily ever after : )


    To answer your question - if you can get into corporate finance in india then the experience would be valid in every part of the world and it's a highly regarded area. Get 2 year exp, then apply for HSMP in UK or any other country and job hunting is not a problem for corporate financiers.

    Here are a few names to target - ICICI ventures (the private equity arm), ICICI securities (the corp finance side), Kotak, Blackstone ( into investment management but the best in the world), DSP Merrill Lynch, Warburg Pincus (swiss fund in india). Not all take fresh CAs.

    cheers

    Quote Originally Posted by rahulpchangal View Post
    hello everyone . sorry bout my last post. i actually read d first post and straight away replied to it. anyways it was pleasent to see many seniors around. i wud most probably complete my ca by nov 07. but the next big question is what should i plan next. i wish to pursue my courier in finance or accountancy. and wish to take up some foregion course like CFA or may be CPA USA for tat matter. also m confused on d matter whether i sud directly do any of these courses or sud i have one or two years of experience in d industry and then plan for it.i plan to work abroad for a decent period and eventually shift back to india. one gud option for me is aus which has very good scope for accountancy and finance job. but a degree like cpa aus does not have any scope in india.i would really appreciate if anyone could guide me which course will best suit me. god bless .
    Last edited by manojgehlot; July 24th, 2007 at 10:08 PM.

  6. #26

    Wink CA Gazzal.............

    Apni Profile ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Zindagi se hara hua hai,
    Par " Balance sheet Tally " karne se haar nahi manata,
    Apne excel sheet ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,
    Par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi janata,
    Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Das hazaar line ki file main error dhoond lete hain lekin,
    Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,
    PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain,
    Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,
    Satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
    linking karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
    "Excel" ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,
    Kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,
    Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,
    Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,
    "Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,
    Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,
    "Leave" pe kab ja rahe ho?
    Wo dekho Leave se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Kharche badh rahe hain,
    Baal kam ho rahe hain,
    Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,
    Lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Pizza gale se nahi utarta,
    To "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,
    Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,
    Maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,
    "Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,
    Chartered Accountant ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,

    Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,
    Chartered Accountant wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,
    Hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,
    Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri Chartered Accountant ki , dono ek jaisi,
    Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai ..........

  7. #27
    can u plz tell me the tutors name for final years Accounts,MAFA,TAx(both) etc.n plz guide me for books too...........

  8. #28
    I wanted to do MPA frm Austrl but hve no clue abt its acceptability in austrl and in other countries.does it worth to do such course and wht is its repayng power..............................

  9. #29
    first of all i want to congratulate the Jatland team.i must confess u r doing fabulas job.

    now can u plz help for my job.........in any of indian airlines.
    Although i hve worked with Pawan hans like heli company but not getting any worhty proposal frm any airlines just coz i m not having any approach.i m being the elder boy of my family hve lot of responsibility but not able to help my family.the pressure is increasing if any one can help me plz.........
    Educational Qualification
    Exam Board % Marks Division
    10th C.B.S.E. 65% 1st
    10+2 C.B.S.E. 70% 1st



    Professional Qualification
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    TECHNICAL QUALIFICATION
    · Appeared and cleared paper I of Aircraft Maintenance Engineering Examination (Aircraft Rules & Regulations) conducted by DGCA with 83.75% marks.
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    CAREER OBJECTIVE
    · To become an Engineering Professional through continuous learning, practice and development and to enhance my personal skills through serving your esteemed organisation.

  10. #30
    hey this is sunita Jaglan.......
    i think i m late,but i want to tell u that i m also persuing CA n preparing for finals. if any of u can help me out with the coaching n the books i should read.
    plz suggest me for coachings.Espacially for MAFA n Tax.

    i hve a problem n looking for some nice suggestions.............
    i hve got engaged to a person who is working in Austrlia n my finals r in Nov 08.i m worried abt the kind of job i'll get there n whether it will worth the same or not.

    reply soon wht should i do...............if i 'll opt for CIMA then how long will it take.............

    take care

  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by sandyjaglan View Post
    hey this is sunita Jaglan.......
    i think i m late,but i want to tell u that i m also persuing CA n preparing for finals. if any of u can help me out with the coaching n the books i should read.
    plz suggest me for coachings.Espacially for MAFA n Tax.

    i hve a problem n looking for some nice suggestions.............
    i hve got engaged to a person who is working in Austrlia n my finals r in Nov 08.i m worried abt the kind of job i'll get there n whether it will worth the same or not.

    reply soon wht should i do...............if i 'll opt for CIMA then how long will it take.............

    take care
    Hi Sunita, u just check out about whether u can take the CA exams there, as exams r held in some outside countries also. Otherwise, it will be very difficult to pursue it. But if u have cleared ur PE 2, then it will be logical to carry on with your preparations. And about coachings, no idea about Panipat! But, a fact is that a CA, who is into practice too, is much better teacher, as Final students have to go into practical aspects thoroughly.

  12. #32
    thanks for ur reply and suggestion...........i actually was talking abt coachng in delhi.i hve worked with CA firm in south delhi n nw want to constr on finals.

    tell me hw u feel being a CA,has life changed.wht do u want to suggst me after completing CA..........

    r u happy being CA i feel CA's life is ful of fantices.................

  13. #33
    hi ambika..............

    i m ca final year student and want to know abt CIMA.hw to enroll ,wht r its pre-requisits,any exemption i can avial,in which level i got in,is it regular course,is regular course benefit or distant,wht would be its total cost,apptitude of study required for it,is it better than our indian CA's n scope of it in india and other countries...........

    will def wait for ur reply ...............i think u can suggst me the best coz u r in process.........

    take care
    bye

  14. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by sandyjaglan View Post
    hi ambika..............

    i m ca final year student and want to know abt CIMA.hw to enroll ,wht r its pre-requisits,any exemption i can avial,in which level i got in,is it regular course,is regular course benefit or distant,wht would be its total cost,apptitude of study required for it,is it better than our indian CA's n scope of it in india and other countries...........

    will def wait for ur reply ...............i think u can suggst me the best coz u r in process.........

    take care
    bye
    Hi,
    Here is the info that you need as a starting point for CIMA.

    Exemption finder: CIMA has a database with list of qualifications, the students of which are exempt from certain papers. The link is below. ICAI is a recognised qualification and you can get a few exemptions.
    http://www.cimaglobal.com/cps/rde/xc...tionsearch.htm

    RESULT FOR INDIA:
    http://www.cimaglobal.com/cps/rde/xc...rch_result.htm

    Total cost: Fees is paid on per subject basis. So you pay certain fee for each subject in which you got exemption and a higher fee for each subject you've to take. Details can be found at:
    http://www.cimaglobal.com/cps/rde/xc....xsl/26091.htm
    Fees are in GBP ( 1 GBP = around 82 rupees)

    Regular/Distance: It's a UK course and available through distance learing only. Though there are many institutes in India that provide coaching.
    There is a CIMA seminar in India:
    Date: 22 September 2007
    Location: Mumbai
    Venue: IMC Building opp. Churchgate Station
    Time: 4:00pm - 6:00pm
    If you are in Mumbai then you can go to their office.
    Contact details
    India Liaison Office
    DBS Corporate Centre
    233 Raheja Chambers
    213 Nariman Point
    Mumbai 400 021

    Tel: 00 91 (0) 22 3291 1383
    or 00 91 (0) 22 4050 9200 Extension 233
    india@cimaglobal.com

  15. #35

    CA_Dubai_11Yrs .

    Hi ,

    I m chareterd accountant , presently working with a co based at abu dhabi , UAE .

    I m B Sc , CA .

    I m May 1996 passed out ,

    m from rajasthan


    regards


    deepak choudhary


    my id is - deepakchoudhary@yahoo.com

  16. #36

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    Quote Originally Posted by aashishmour View Post
    yaa here is CA
    Quote Originally Posted by shwetadhaka View Post
    Do CA's need to speak so less!! Then i shd think to change myself!! Anyways..... i cleared in May 06.
    No.... CA speak too much but with their mind? Anyway you dont need to change yourself,I think you have great imagination and ideas..

  17. #37

    Cool Prabhu ( Bhagwan Shankar ) Chale C.a. Karne

    Quote Originally Posted by shwetadhaka View Post
    Apni Profile ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
    Zindagi se hara hua hai,
    Par " Balance sheet Tally " karne se haar nahi manata,
    Apne excel sheet ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,
    Par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi janata,
    Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Das hazaar line ki file main error dhoond lete hain lekin,
    Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,
    PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain,
    Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,
    Satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,
    linking karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
    "Excel" ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,
    Kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,
    Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,
    Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,
    "Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,
    Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,
    "Leave" pe kab ja rahe ho?
    Wo dekho Leave se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Kharche badh rahe hain,
    Baal kam ho rahe hain,
    Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,
    Lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Pizza gale se nahi utarta,
    To "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,
    Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,
    Maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,
    "Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai,

    Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,
    Chartered Accountant ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,

    Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,
    Chartered Accountant wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,
    Hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,
    Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri Chartered Accountant ki , dono ek jaisi,
    Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,
    Wo dekho ek Chartered Accountant ja raha hai ..........





    HAMARA EK DOST 7-8 BAR C.A. FINAL DENE PAR BHI JAB PASS NAHI HUA TO USANE BHAGWAN SHANKAR KI TAPASYA SHURU KAR DI

    Hey ! Prabhu tum jag ke swami ho,
    Is yug mein anteryaami ho,
    Ek ungli par prithvi utha sakte ho,
    Ek netra khulane par pralaya la sakte ho,
    Par ek kam hai jo tum nahi kar sakte,
    Kitna bhi chaho par C.A. pass nahi kar sakte.

    PRABHU BOLE
    Yah aasur kon hai, is atyachari ka kya naam hai,
    Itna to batao ki C.A. kis chidiyan ka naam hai.

    DOST BOLA
    Kosata hoon usako jisane bazar banaya,
    Len-den ke liye Rupiya chalaya,
    Sahukaar jise munshi kahkar rakha karte hai,
    Padhe-likhe Munshi ko hi log C.A. kaha karte hai.

    1947 mein desh aazad hua to logon ne vo din khushi se manaya,
    1948 mein Gandhiji chale gaye to hamne shok manaya,
    par aane wale sal mein ek bada bhuchal aaya,
    1949 mein jab C.A. Regulation Act aaya.

    Bas tabhi se shuru hui yah kahani hai,
    Har student ki aankhon mein pani hai,
    Intelligence & patience isake upchar hai,
    Kya aapka yah pariksha aajmane ka vichar hai.


    PRABHU BOLE THIK HAI MEIN C.A. KARKE DEKHUNGA AUR ARTICLESHIP KARNE
    KE LIYE PWC PAHUNCH GAYE.

    PWC ka darwaza khatkhataya,
    Ander se kisi ne aawaz dekar bulaya,
    102,103 saath mein laye ho,
    trishul aur damru liye kya nautanki karne aaye ho.

    Dusare din Prabhu ki aankhon mein aansu aaye,
    Jab apne bade-bade bal katwaye,
    Tisari aankh ko chhupa liya tha,
    Ab to pant aur shirt bhi sila liya tha.

    Bina tie ke baat nahi jami thi,
    Haath mein bag ki kami thi,
    Pahle thode critical lagte the,
    Ab PWC ke article lagte the.

    Jis haath mein trishul rahta tha,
    Us haath mein pen lal tha,
    Audit par voucher aur file dekhkar,
    shivji ka bura hal tha.


    PRABHU BOLE
    Vatsa ek baat batao yah Sunday kya hota hai,
    Log us din bade majhe karte hai jab Sunday hota hai,
    To matlab 6 din ke bad kal hum bhi majhe karenge,
    Nahi Prabhu aaj baithkar aap kal ki CC ki taiyaari karenge.

    Bhagwan ne class karne ki sochi aur Zaware Class join kar li

    Zaware Class join kar li hai,
    Kal Ganpule bhi karna hai,
    Exam pas aa rahe hai,
    Padhai bhi shuru karna hai.

    Din bitate gaye sabse bada mahina aa gaya,
    October mein kam karke Shivji ko pasina aa gaya.

    PRABHU KHUD SE BOLE
    Hey Bhagwan itna kam Kailash par bhi kabhi nahi kiya,
    Kya paap kiya tha meine jo mujhe yaha la diya,

    DOST BOLA
    Abhi to aapko Inter Pass karna hai,
    Khud ko to FINAL mein khub yaad karna hai.

    3 Mahine Shivaji ne khub padhai ki, Inter pass hone par hamare dost
    ne unhe
    badhai di

    BHAGWAN BOLE

    Yah to bada aasan kam tha,
    Kya C.A. is chidhiya ka naam tha.

    DOST BOLA
    Inter to pinzare ka naam hai,
    Jisme Panchhi phas jata hai,
    Andhar padhe Apple ko dekhkar,
    Sada ke liye Dhans jata hai.

    SHIVJI NE I.T. KARNE KI SOCHI

    Shivji ko I.T. karne ka shouk chada,
    Apply karne chal padhe,
    Chhan liye the har daftar,
    Har bank dekh liye bade-bade.

    Yahi to daulat ki maya hai,
    Jisane CITI BANK ka deewana banaya hai,
    Shivji ki kismet bhi chal padi,
    10000 Rs. dekhkar bole apni to nikal padhi.

    FINAL ka course dekhkar Prabhu Hairaan huye,
    Kab padunga yah sochkar pareshan huye,
    Dost bola yah to bas shuruwat hai,
    Isi soch mein bitegi aapki har raat hai.

    Pahle paper ki raat thi,
    Badi pareshani ki baat thi
    Chinta dikh rahi thi Prabhu ke chehare par,
    Soch rahe the kuchh bat rah-rah kar.


    APNE MURT (ORIGINAL) ROOP MEIN AAKAR PRABHU BOLE

    Khush hoon mein tumhari mehnat dekhkar,
    Achraj hai mujhe tumhara patience dekhkar,
    Mehnat yunhi pani ho jaye to dukh hota hai,
    Insaan ho tum tumhara bhi man rota hai

    Par waqt par bharosa rakh tub hi pass hoga,
    Kal har C.A. student ka aur mera saath hoga,
    Is bar taiyaari aur jor se kar, mujhe phir bulana hai,
    Apna khud ka office tujhe mujhase hi khulvana hai.

  18. #38

    Exclamation

    Quote Originally Posted by aashishmour View Post
    No.... CA speak too much but with their mind? Anyway you dont need to change yourself,I think you have great imagination and ideas..
    Loads of thanks for the positive words ! Have a great time here!

  19. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by aashishmour View Post
    HAMARA EK DOST 7-8 BAR C.A. FINAL DENE PAR BHI JAB PASS NAHI HUA TO USANE BHAGWAN SHANKAR KI TAPASYA SHURU KAR DI

    Hey ! Prabhu tum jag ke swami ho,
    Is yug mein anteryaami ho,
    Ek ungli par prithvi utha sakte ho,
    Ek netra khulane par pralaya la sakte ho,
    Par ek kam hai jo tum nahi kar sakte,
    Kitna bhi chaho par C.A. pass nahi kar sakte.

    PRABHU BOLE
    Yah aasur kon hai, is atyachari ka kya naam hai,
    Itna to batao ki C.A. kis chidiyan ka naam hai.

    DOST BOLA
    Kosata hoon usako jisane bazar banaya,
    Len-den ke liye Rupiya chalaya,
    Sahukaar jise munshi kahkar rakha karte hai,
    Padhe-likhe Munshi ko hi log C.A. kaha karte hai.

    1947 mein desh aazad hua to logon ne vo din khushi se manaya,
    1948 mein Gandhiji chale gaye to hamne shok manaya,
    par aane wale sal mein ek bada bhuchal aaya,
    1949 mein jab C.A. Regulation Act aaya.

    Bas tabhi se shuru hui yah kahani hai,
    Har student ki aankhon mein pani hai,
    Intelligence & patience isake upchar hai,
    Kya aapka yah pariksha aajmane ka vichar hai.


    PRABHU BOLE THIK HAI MEIN C.A. KARKE DEKHUNGA AUR ARTICLESHIP KARNE
    KE LIYE PWC PAHUNCH GAYE.

    PWC ka darwaza khatkhataya,
    Ander se kisi ne aawaz dekar bulaya,
    102,103 saath mein laye ho,
    trishul aur damru liye kya nautanki karne aaye ho.

    Dusare din Prabhu ki aankhon mein aansu aaye,
    Jab apne bade-bade bal katwaye,
    Tisari aankh ko chhupa liya tha,
    Ab to pant aur shirt bhi sila liya tha.

    Bina tie ke baat nahi jami thi,
    Haath mein bag ki kami thi,
    Pahle thode critical lagte the,
    Ab PWC ke article lagte the.

    Jis haath mein trishul rahta tha,
    Us haath mein pen lal tha,
    Audit par voucher aur file dekhkar,
    shivji ka bura hal tha.


    PRABHU BOLE
    Vatsa ek baat batao yah Sunday kya hota hai,
    Log us din bade majhe karte hai jab Sunday hota hai,
    To matlab 6 din ke bad kal hum bhi majhe karenge,
    Nahi Prabhu aaj baithkar aap kal ki CC ki taiyaari karenge.

    Bhagwan ne class karne ki sochi aur Zaware Class join kar li

    Zaware Class join kar li hai,
    Kal Ganpule bhi karna hai,
    Exam pas aa rahe hai,
    Padhai bhi shuru karna hai.

    Din bitate gaye sabse bada mahina aa gaya,
    October mein kam karke Shivji ko pasina aa gaya.

    PRABHU KHUD SE BOLE
    Hey Bhagwan itna kam Kailash par bhi kabhi nahi kiya,
    Kya paap kiya tha meine jo mujhe yaha la diya,

    DOST BOLA
    Abhi to aapko Inter Pass karna hai,
    Khud ko to FINAL mein khub yaad karna hai.

    3 Mahine Shivaji ne khub padhai ki, Inter pass hone par hamare dost
    ne unhe
    badhai di

    BHAGWAN BOLE

    Yah to bada aasan kam tha,
    Kya C.A. is chidhiya ka naam tha.

    DOST BOLA
    Inter to pinzare ka naam hai,
    Jisme Panchhi phas jata hai,
    Andhar padhe Apple ko dekhkar,
    Sada ke liye Dhans jata hai.

    SHIVJI NE I.T. KARNE KI SOCHI

    Shivji ko I.T. karne ka shouk chada,
    Apply karne chal padhe,
    Chhan liye the har daftar,
    Har bank dekh liye bade-bade.

    Yahi to daulat ki maya hai,
    Jisane CITI BANK ka deewana banaya hai,
    Shivji ki kismet bhi chal padi,
    10000 Rs. dekhkar bole apni to nikal padhi.

    FINAL ka course dekhkar Prabhu Hairaan huye,
    Kab padunga yah sochkar pareshan huye,
    Dost bola yah to bas shuruwat hai,
    Isi soch mein bitegi aapki har raat hai.

    Pahle paper ki raat thi,
    Badi pareshani ki baat thi
    Chinta dikh rahi thi Prabhu ke chehare par,
    Soch rahe the kuchh bat rah-rah kar.


    APNE MURT (ORIGINAL) ROOP MEIN AAKAR PRABHU BOLE

    Khush hoon mein tumhari mehnat dekhkar,
    Achraj hai mujhe tumhara patience dekhkar,
    Mehnat yunhi pani ho jaye to dukh hota hai,
    Insaan ho tum tumhara bhi man rota hai

    Par waqt par bharosa rakh tub hi pass hoga,
    Kal har C.A. student ka aur mera saath hoga,
    Is bar taiyaari aur jor se kar, mujhe phir bulana hai,
    Apna khud ka office tujhe mujhase hi khulvana hai.
    Subhaanallah !!

    Isko padhkar wo puraane din yaad aa gaye...... wo lagataar exams, wo results ki talwaar ! :o:rolleyes:

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