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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by bhamboo View Post
    bhai...tu lage se..surname jaane konya jaata ka....yo surname se...ibb...ekki pichhe ki histry to maine bera na se...
    ghar jaounga tab pooch ke aaounga....let me try on d net..
    6 mahine ki trainin ki to koi jaroorat na se....
    coz..main jab kabhi....mosiji ke yahan..bhivani jata hon..2-4 dinke liye to...aaram se bolne lagta hon..haryanvi..but yaar..collge mein ..rehte rehte ..wo aadt chali jaati hain....
    n sunita ji ne to kuchh khas....panipat side wali haryanvi likh rakhyi se...

    waise tu meri post se samajh jaa....kafi imrovment ho raha hain..jayada tme nahi lagne wala...
    nu to tu chhorra katai ND laag rya majhe ........ par masterni to tu ek aadhi dekh hi le .kai dhalla ki masterni hai haadde...........ROOKKKAA@ kai dhaalla ki masterni................ jyooker ....... ROOOKKKA.......@ grammar ki masterni
    ROOKKAAAAA@ haryanvi sikhan aali masterni.......... ROOKKAAA@ chhotti masterni............... ROOKKAA...@ feature ki masterni................:p

    par bhai yu surname main pehlam ke main hi sunya..............
    Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    kaakh main haath diyee haase jaaye, nu nahi ek kisse daanger ki peeda har le bula ke koi vetrinary
    Hambeeee............sahi kah ri tu............ par maadi se bach ke chaaliye............kadhhe.seenga pai tha ke chugarde ke ghuma de tanne daangar........ arr ferr firre kilhaatttttttt machhaati inghe tinghe................:p:p......ROOKKAA@ kilhaat michaati ek bichaarri @ daangar ne tha ke de ke maari..........bhundaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....ROOOKKAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..............

    fer chahe yu raathi bhai bhi kaankh main tai haath kaahad liyo........par tajhe koi safdarjung tai urre koi na pakde...............ROOOKAA@@@@@ safdarjung
    Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by prashantacmet View Post
    Hambeeee............sahi kah ri tu............ par maadi se bach ke chaaliye............kadhhe.seenga pai tha ke chugarde ke ghuma de tanne daangar........ arr ferr firre kilhaatttttttt machhaati inghe tinghe................:p:p......ROOKKAA@ kilhaat michaati ek bichaarri @ daangar ne tha ke de ke maari..........bhundaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....ROOOKKAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..............

    fer chahe yu raathi bhai bhi kaankh main tai haath kaahad liyo........par tajhe koi safdarjung tai urre koi na pakde...............ROOOKAA@@@@@ safdarjung
    i m nt interested in ur comments on me at all. and dis "tu" is so disgusting. i wish we cud hav only gentleman here on jat land. PLZZZZZZZZZZZ spare me. i dnt wanna get in2 any tussle wid u.
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by prashantacmet View Post
    Hambeeee............sahi kah ri tu............ par maadi se bach ke chaaliye............kadhhe.seenga pai tha ke chugarde ke ghuma de tanne daangar........ arr ferr firre kilhaatttttttt machhaati inghe tinghe................:p:p......ROOKKAA@ kilhaat michaati ek bichaarri @ daangar ne tha ke de ke maari..........bhundaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....ROOOKKAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..............

    fer chahe yu raathi bhai bhi kaankh main tai haath kaahad liyo........par tajhe koi safdarjung tai urre koi na pakde...............ROOOKAA@@@@@ safdarjung
    roooke ganne maare se
    issa laggya jannu bansilal ki rally me aa rha ho
    rookkke maaran taii pisse le ke

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    roooke ganne maare se
    issa laggya jannu bansilal ki rally me aa rha ho
    rookkke maaran taii pisse le ke
    ratheeismmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    roooke ganne maare se
    issa laggya jannu bansilal ki rally me aa rha ho
    rookkke maaran taii pisse le ke
    Bhai Rathee, Bansi lal ne te bakass de eeb, swarg sidhaar liye wo te.
    isne Chautala saab ki green brigade mein shaamil kar. hara kurta pajaama simwaa bhai ka. ar iske ek haath mein 2 laadduu de de ar dooosre mein daaru ki thelli, ar isne tractor ki traaallee mein bittha de. fer maaran de rukke pe rukke.:D

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    i m nt interested in ur comments on me at all. and dis "tu" is so disgusting. i wish we cud hav only gentleman here on jat land. PLZZZZZZZZZZZ spare me. i dnt wanna get in2 any tussle wid u.
    aaahahha ji.......... aahha ji bai aaha ji aaha ji bai aaha ji.ek bicharri chidd gi :p:p
    Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    roooke ganne maare se
    issa laggya jannu bansilal ki rally me aa rha ho
    rookkke maaran taii pisse le ke
    raahan de...............rafuukar.....ROOKKAAAAAAAAAA @ rafuukar................
    istai nyarra koi kaam bhi na tajhe..........talor ka corrase kar rakhya tai deekhe............. ROOKKA @ tailor master...................
    Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by vivekpannu View Post
    Bhai Rathee, Bansi lal ne te bakass de eeb, swarg sidhaar liye wo te.
    isne Chautala saab ki green brigade mein shaamil kar. hara kurta pajaama simwaa bhai ka. ar iske ek haath mein 2 laadduu de de ar dooosre mein daaru ki thelli, ar isne tractor ki traaallee mein bittha de. fer maaran de rukke pe rukke.:D
    eibb tu bhi aajaa......ooooooo khacheduuu.....sunn le...................tactor ki trolly na hua karti....tactor ke paachhe trolly hua karre.......... ROOKKAA@ khachedddu..................
    arr haannnnnnn kerre taang adaan ki taall raahan de...na to ghani bhoondi kah dua....... fer haandega ringta chugarde ku.................... kadhe ghana hi hodd me aa ryo ho tu bhi rafuukar ki..................ek tu rafukaar tai trning len laag rya.......... chhotta raffukar. ka tamgga mil gya deekhe tajhe...................ROOKKA@ chhotta rafugaar..........................
    Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    i m nt interested in ur comments on me at all. and dis "tu" is so disgusting. i wish we cud hav only gentleman here on jat land. PLZZZZZZZZZZZ spare me. i dnt wanna get in2 any tussle wid u.
    Miss gentle...it seems ur memory has smwhat deteriorated......... Don't bother i remind u what hv u written :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    +------------- Snip----------------------------------------------------------------------+
    kisse ne daangra ke doctor ka bera sai jo ho koi hadde...ke kaya kare oosne veterinary surgeon. ek bangalore munical corporation aala ne phone karu. haade dilli mae nare stray daanger ho re hai. aaj te gaa saand aaga tha aage, accident hote hote bachya mera. cuming 2 d point, kisse daanger ke ghavv ho re se badde badde. koi doctor batya do plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    kaakh main haath diyee haase jaaye, nu nahi ek kisse daanger ki peeda har le bula ke koi vetrinary
    +------------------------- Snip end------------------------------------------------------+
    these lines were freely quoted by u.. i have only reciprocated...............
    but i really feel guilty 4 using "tu"......it's a big offence........:rolleyes:

    one more thing..neither i m here to comment on u nor i m havng on personal feud with u...........but if u don't want frm myside ..keep ur hands undercheck while reading/replying my post..................... na to "aap" fir dookhi ho jaayengi.....
    Last edited by prashantacmet; August 25th, 2007 at 02:46 PM.
    Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

  11. #51

    hahahahahha

    tu bi asli kaandi sey:D
    maar diye hansaa hansaa terey ruukya ney:p:D:p
    hehe
    badhiyaa sey!
    Quote Originally Posted by prashantacmet View Post
    Miss gentle...it seems ur memory has smwhat deteriorated......... Don't bother i remind u what hv u written :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    +------------- Snip----------------------------------------------------------------------+
    kisse ne daangra ke doctor ka bera sai jo ho koi hadde...ke kaya kare oosne veterinary surgeon. ek bangalore munical corporation aala ne phone karu. haade dilli mae nare stray daanger ho re hai. aaj te gaa saand aaga tha aage, accident hote hote bachya mera. cuming 2 d point, kisse daanger ke ghavv ho re se badde badde. koi doctor batya do plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    kaakh main haath diyee haase jaaye, nu nahi ek kisse daanger ki peeda har le bula ke koi vetrinary
    +------------------------- Snip end------------------------------------------------------+
    these lines were freely quoted by u.. i have only reciprocated...............
    but i really feel guilty 4 using "tu"......it's a big offence........:rolleyes:

    one more thing..neither i m here to comment on u nor i m havng on personal feud with u...........but if u don't want frm myside ..keep ur hands undercheck while reading/replying my post..................... na to "aap" fir dookhi ho jaayengi.....
    -There are no bad people in this world..they are either good or amusing.

    ...La Vida es Bella....

  12. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by deeps View Post
    tu bi asli kaandi sey:D
    maar diye hansaa hansaa terey ruukya ney:p:D:p
    hehe
    badhiyaa sey!
    kimme ghani e haasi aayi. dekh kade heart attack ho ja. ghanni excite mat hoya kar. nt gud 4 health
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  13. #53

    so..wots up ur ass?!!

    hasna hasaana to daily routine mein hai!
    no issues...chill !!
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    kimme ghani e haasi aayi. dekh kade heart attack ho ja. ghanni excite mat hoya kar. nt gud 4 health
    -There are no bad people in this world..they are either good or amusing.

    ...La Vida es Bella....

  14. #54

    Lightbulb

    Reeee daanger yo pad le ek baar -
    http://www.jatland.com/home/Bhambhoo
    sab bera paat jaawega tanne!

    Rock on
    Jit


    Quote Originally Posted by prashantacmet View Post
    ooooooooo bhai..........bhamboooo.......ROOKKKAAAAA@ bhamboooo...............pehlam ke main nu kar haamne bata yu naam ke paachhe "bhamboo" ke soch ke laa diya tai.................:p

    aachhaaa........ haryanvi aawe hai terre pai..:p...... ya toddu laag ra tanne......:D.......jibb toddu sun legga na to dhed ki dhaalla lakhawega chugarde ku......ekk yu ke kah diya........arrr neera-neeri 6 meehne ki training lenne padeggi maasterni tai..simjha bhai bhambooo.........:p
    eibb pata kar le haryanvi ki maasterni kaun hai haade...............
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



  15. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by cooljat View Post
    Reeee daanger yo pad le ek baar -
    http://www.jatland.com/home/Bhambhoo
    sab bera paat jaawega tanne!

    Rock on
    Jit
    Re Dharte pakad dhaabi
    tere diya hua link mene padha acha laga.
    bhai yoh bata yoh daanger got se ke naam se yah javer se.

    lol
    hahahaha
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  16. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Re Dharte pakad dhaabi
    tere diya hua link mene padha acha laga.
    bhai yoh bata yoh daanger got se ke naam se yah javer se.

    lol
    hahahaha
    kya tiya bhunde bano so tam. if u step in2 a puddle, u wil also b dirtying ur clothes. d best way 2 handle such ppl is just avoid thm.
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  17. #57

    Lightbulb

    Re Bhai Germany ke Jat [:D]
    ke gyaan???
    Bhai ek Got Jaton mein bhi ss jiska naam ss DHANDA ... (no offense to any clan, plz) http://www.jatland.com/home/Dhanda
    urre Rajasthan mein Dhanda, daanger ne hi kaha kare ha....theek ss!


    Rock on
    Jit


    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Re Dharte pakad dhaabi
    tere diya hua link mene padha acha laga.
    bhai yoh bata yoh daanger got se ke naam se yah javer se.

    lol
    hahahaha
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



  18. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by cooljat View Post
    Re Bhai Germany ke Jat [:D]
    ke gyaan???
    Bhai ek Got Jaton mein bhi ss jiska naam ss DHANDA ... (no offense to any clan, plz) http://www.jatland.com/home/Dhanda
    urre Rajasthan mein Dhanda, daanger ne hi kaha kare ha....theek ss!


    Rock on
    Jit
    jit i liked ur hand-in-glove diplomacy
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  19. #59

    Thumbs down

    seema.....what diplomacy u got in my reply!
    truth is truth....mold u attitude a bit madam!

    Dhanda, khoth both r words in vocabulary that denotes daanger but at the same time both r quite known got/clan found in Jats too!!

    Kindly have a look on the link : - http://www.jatland.com/home/Jat_Gotras
    in spare time.....u'll feel like :eek: if u read some of strange gotras name!!

    But u know once ur fav writer Shakspere once said WHATS IN A NAME??

    ur quite a brilliant lady....thats more than enough to enlight u! :p

    Thanx for the time!

    Rock on
    Jit



    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    jit i liked ur hand-in-glove diplomacy
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



  20. #60
    Quote Originally Posted by cooljat View Post
    seema.....what diplomacy u got in my reply!
    truth is truth....mold u attitude a bit madam!

    Dhanda, khoth both r words in vocabulary that denotes daanger but at the same time both r quite known got/clan found in Jats too!!

    Kindly have a look on the link : - http://www.jatland.com/home/Jat_Gotras
    in spare time.....u'll feel like :eek: if u read some of strange gotras name!!

    But u know once ur fav writer Shakspere once said WHATS IN A NAME??

    ur quite a brilliant lady....thats more than enough to enlight u! :p

    Thanx for the time!

    Rock on
    Jit
    u ddidnt get wat i meant jit. and overtly i dnt wish 2 write coz thn there will b lot of mud slinging
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

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