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    Post I Owe My Parents!

    Lots of inner feelings are involed in each sentence.
    i felt to share with jatlanders.

    My parents taught me to appreciate a job well done.
    “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
    My parents taught me religion.
    “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
    My parents taught me about time travel.
    “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
    My parents taught me logic 1.
    “Because I said so, that’s why.”
    My parents taught me more logic 2.
    “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
    My parents taught me foresight.
    “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
    My parents taught me irony.
    “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
    My parents taught me about the science of osmosis.
    “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
    My mother taught me about contortionist.
    “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
    My mother taught me about stamina.
    “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
    My parents taught me about weather.
    “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
    My parents taught me about hypocrisy.
    “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times: don’t exaggerate!”
    My parents taught me the circle of life.
    “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.”
    My parents taught me about behavior modification.
    “Stop acting like your father!”
    My parents taught me about envy.
    “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
    My parents taught me about anticipation.
    “Just wait until we get home.”
    My parents taught me about receiving.
    “You are going to get it when you get home!”
    My parents taught me medical science.
    “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”
    My parents taught me ESP.
    “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
    My parents taught me humor.
    “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
    My parents taught me how to become an adult.
    “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
    My parents taught me genetics.
    “You’re just like your father.”
    My parents taught me about my roots.
    “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
    My parents taught me wisdom.
    “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
    My parents taught me about justice.
    “One day you’ll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you.”

    I would love if you share your thoughts in your own way.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Thumbs up

    Good one Grewal bhai, Happy to read such a stuff. we should pass it on to our kids as well.

    Keep it up.

    regards
    Pahal
    Last edited by pahalji; August 26th, 2007 at 01:32 AM.

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    Very nice thoughts Prakash.



    However for me the biggest gratitude towards my parents can be that THEY BROUGHT ME ON THIS PLANET TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE THIS beautiful world.......rest of their every sacrifice followed later.
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

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    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya View Post
    Very nice thoughts Prakash.



    However for me the biggest gratitude towards my parents can be that THEY BROUGHT ME ON THIS PLANET TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE THIS beautiful world.......rest of their every sacrifice followed later.

    Pahelji and Dev Ji
    apko acha laga padkar make me feel great to write further.
    Danke(Thankx)
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Fantastic !!!
    Keep Believing in Yourself and Your Dreams

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    Manisha yo ke chaala karya tanne i'm happy we have a LADY SEARCH ENGINE on JL

    Arr Prakash Ji aapney aadha kyu copy/paste kiya? Baaki ka bhi kaafi acha tha....NIce stuff....please keep pasting!
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    Lightbulb

    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    Arr Prakash Ji aapney aadha kyu copy/paste kiya? Baaki ka bhi kaafi acha tha....NIce stuff....please keep pasting!
    Ha ha ha ha ..... Sunita ji aap taulla kyun marte ho ....

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    Manisha ji ....aapke signature te ek aachi baat padhan ne mili ... dhanyavad ...

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    Kitt Jitu saachi....yo pehla copy/paste stupp tha jo manne aachya laagya....shuru tai aakhir tayi saara padhya sai
    Quote Originally Posted by jitendershooda View Post
    Ha ha ha ha ..... Sunita ji aap taulla kyun marte ho ....
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    Beera mera signature bi kammal sai tu matlab samjhan ki koshish tai kar:D
    Quote Originally Posted by jitendershooda View Post
    Manisha ji ....aapke signature te ek aachi baat padhan ne mili ... dhanyavad ...
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    Thumbs up

    Manisha ji
    apne jo link diya hai waha se mene paste nahi kiaya
    there is one another site and u can look that.

    http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/I%2...%20Parents.htm
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    Manisha yo ke chaala karya tanne i'm happy we have a LADY SEARCH ENGINE on JL

    Arr Prakash Ji aapney aadha kyu copy/paste kiya? Baaki ka bhi kaafi acha tha....NIce stuff....please keep pasting!

    Sunita Ji
    Mene to pura hi past kiaya tha
    Manisha ne yahi stuff kahi or site per dekh liyah to esme mere kaya kasur.
    Read it from where i copy this

    http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/I%2...%20Parents.htm
    Last edited by pgrewal; August 29th, 2007 at 03:53 PM.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Thumbs down

    Bhai Grewal khaapeter,
    ke gyaan,

    tu dhaabi ... maandya reh....jamma maandya reh....

    mane nu samaj mein naa aati....ke 1-2 ne yo pad liya kitt dusri jagah pe....to har koi ne thodi naa bera ss uss website/link ka ??? :rolleyes: aur Jatlanders ne to pad lene dyo

    Instead of appriceating his efforts....some ppl always lookin for points to leg-pullin'
    keep it up bro


    Rock on
    Jit
    Last edited by cooljat; August 29th, 2007 at 04:01 PM.
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



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    Prakash....Kuch log sirf intezaar kartey hain ki mai kub koyi HUMOROUS reply karu aur wo MAKODDEY ki tarah uss baat ko chipatt jayein....i have said THIS IS THE FIRST COPY/PASTE STUFF I LIKED....Par kuchh log hain na khud ko kabhi seriously lete hain na auron ko....kabhi-kabhar to life me serious bhi hona padta hai na....after all life is not JUST ha ha he he....:p:D
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Sunita Ji
    Mene to pura hi past kiaya tha
    Manisha ne yahi stuff kahi or site per dekh liyah to esme mere kaya kasur.
    Read it from where i copy this

    http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/I%2...%20Parents.htm
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooljat View Post
    Bhai Grewal khaapeter,
    ke gyaan,

    tu dhaabi ... maandya reh....jamma maandya reh....

    mane nu samaj mein naa aati....ke 1-2 ne yo pad liya kitt dusri jagah pe....to har koi ne thodi naa bera ss uss website/link ka ??? :rolleyes: aur Jatlanders ne to pad lene dyo

    Instead of appriceating his efforts....some ppl always lookin for points to leg-pullin'
    keep it up bro


    Rock on

    Jit
    bhai Jit Dhaabi
    Jatlanders ko pasand aya esse bade kaya baat ho sake se. mene koi nu thode likha se ke mene yeh line likhe hai.
    Mene unlogo ke liyhe khu hi link de diaya hai taki voh pareshan na hoon.
    Baki yaha per sare information sharing karne ke liyh hoo se . agar me kahi kuch ache baat acha artical padhun to copy jarur karunga.

    thankx for your positive thinking about copy and sharing.
    Daki ke karen lagrah se. kasuta baitha see.
    Chapak mat jana kisi page pe lol

    hahahahaKeep rocking
    Last edited by pgrewal; August 29th, 2007 at 04:20 PM.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    Prakash....Kuch log sirf intezaar kartey hain ki mai kub koyi HUMOROUS reply karu aur wo MAKODDEY ki tarah uss baat ko chipatt jayein....i have said THIS IS THE FIRST COPY/PASTE STUFF I LIKED....Par kuchh log hain na khud ko kabhi seriously lete hain na auron ko....kabhi-kabhar to life me serious bhi hona padta hai na....after all life is not JUST ha ha he he....:p:D


    Sunita Ji
    apne pura padha or acha bhi laga baas mene ese baat me kasuta maja a gaaa. baki logo ko chodo me to sirf unlogo se khush houn su jisne acha laga yah fer ghana bhunda laga. lol

    apne copy paste work ke praise karn me kato kasuta lath sa gadh diya.
    hahahhahahha
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    kherr issa nahin hai kee saab hee original hoowe see.....aur plagerism karan maine koi burai naa see agar koi uss ki language change kar dee tooo

    even i am not original...maine bhi kiite kitte tee paste kaar doo soo,,,,

    "paar sarri haan nahin" arr prakash iss koi offend naa karna tha beera ,,,,arr jit tere motivate karan kii zarurat naa tee yo parkash already highly motivated see yo plagerism karan tee baaz nahin aawe( just joking)

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    Quote Originally Posted by msingh View Post
    kherr issa nahin hai kee saab hee original hoowe see.....aur plagerism karan maine koi burai naa see agar koi uss ki language change kar dee tooo

    even i am not original...maine bhi kiite kitte tee paste kaar doo soo,,,,

    "paar sarri haan nahin" arr prakash iss koi offend naa karna tha beera ,,,,arr jit tere motivate karan kii zarurat naa tee yo parkash already highly motivated see yo plagerism karan tee baaz nahin aawe( just joking)

    Hahahahaha Manisha ji
    Kafi ache majak kar lete ho app to ji.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Smile

    Manisha bebe,
    ram ram!
    ke gyaan.....kissi ss tu...blated Happy Rakhi!!!

    manne bera ss yo ish Grewal mein ghanni Garmi ss.....ghaann khoon ubal reha ss khhagad kaa....bhai tu jaraa google pe aur dodd si laga ya....n 2-4 aur aisa nd sauda dhoond lya taawla saaa!!:p:D

    Bhai Grewal.....bera na kuch log har cheez ko personally kyn le lete hain.....kher le leve mhari bala se .... who cares? :p:rolleyes:

    tu nu hi laagya reh.....keep searchin'... keep sharin'!!!

    Rock on
    Jit


    Quote Originally Posted by msingh View Post
    kherr issa nahin hai kee saab hee original hoowe see.....aur plagerism karan maine koi burai naa see agar koi uss ki language change kar dee tooo

    even i am not original...maine bhi kiite kitte tee paste kaar doo soo,,,,

    "paar sarri haan nahin" arr prakash iss koi offend naa karna tha beera ,,,,arr jit tere motivate karan kii zarurat naa tee yo parkash already highly motivated see yo plagerism karan tee baaz nahin aawe( just joking)
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



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