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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Mene 10-12 saal hoge ghever dekha bhi kona
    thara sukerya mere bhavna aur condition samzan ka.
    Sandeep lage se bhag ga sejwal bhai ne kasute baat kehde pizza ke upper.
    hahahahaha:eek:
    bhai re deepak ki baata ke ke bura man naa
    byah te sbke hoye par iss jissi bhundi kisse gail na banni thi
    bhooka birdaave se yo
    isne te gobbar bhi na milta khaan ne
    je ek thepdi bhi kam paathe se naa te vo kalesh hove se iske jee ne bhuje manna

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    1 kaam kariye bhai. tora bora te bin laden ke kaadh ke bush te de diye er reward mae main tere tiya germany mae e ghewar ki dukaan khulwa doongi. kyon kassi gal dukhi ho ra hai. ghanna jee karta ho te bheje ke courier?
    Didi aa ge ghane dina pacha dike ajj.
    Binladen kite faas ga na mere to kole bharlunga bhajan laga to belcha marunga chodu kon kati
    sara enam apne didi te dilaunga.
    eske badle mene ghewar to miljayakarega. 5000 Rupe kilo bhi pay karne ko tayr sun ghewar ke liyeh.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    bhai re deepak ki baata ke ke bura man naa
    byah te sbke hoye par iss jissi bhundi kisse gail na banni thi
    bhooka birdaave se yo
    isne te gobbar bhi na milta khaan ne
    je ek thepdi bhi kam paathe se naa te vo kalesh hove se iske jee ne bhuje manna
    tu kise te naraj na hoveh mene bera se
    ghana acha bhai se na mahra. deepak ne thepde bhej de pizze ke badkle.
    hahahahahha
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    bhai re deepak ki baata ke ke bura man naa
    byah te sbke hoye par iss jissi bhundi kisse gail na banni thi
    bhooka birdaave se yo
    isne te gobbar bhi na milta khaan ne
    je ek thepdi bhi kam paathe se naa te vo kalesh hove se iske jee ne bhuje manna
    robust kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. kadde yo seju badta ho bitoda mae...er lugaiyi haande pache pache ek thepdi chor
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  5. #45

    hohohoho

    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    baat v kari te lugaaiya aali karri tanne deepak
    gobbar ki hell ger ger ke tanne chugar dyu ne gobbar e dikhe se bs

    hahahhhahahaha..............killlkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiii@ lugaiyan aali bat ....hehehe makka tanne udde samundar mein kit meihns dikhti hongi je mare kahi thi manne tei....per tu tei ghana hi jib ralorya hai rei.. raal bhi tapakan laagi puri hell dekh kene.. hehehe.. datt karun hun koriyar sa tere dhore bhi ..:D:p
    Deepak Sejwal
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  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Didi aa ge ghane dina pacha dike ajj.
    Binladen kite faas ga na mere to kole bharlunga bhajan laga to belcha marunga chodu kon kati
    sara enam apne didi te dilaunga.
    eske badle mene ghewar to miljayakarega. 5000 Rupe kilo bhi pay karne ko tayr sun ghewar ke liyeh.
    kamin reward bhi main tanne e diwawu thi. er tere tiya ghewar ki pessee mange? kardi tanne hitler ki neet aali baat. tons of ghewar i cn shower 4 a sweet bro. who cares 4 money...u idiotic fellow
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by sejwaldeepak View Post
    hahahhhahahaha..............killlkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiii@ lugaiyan aali bat ....hehehe makka tanne udde samundar mein kit meihns dikhti hongi je mare kahi thi manne tei....per tu tei ghana hi jib ralorya hai rei.. raal bhi tapakan laagi puri hell dekh kene.. hehehe.. datt karun hun koriyar sa tere dhore bhi ..:D:p
    dat jayoooooooooo. ibb te gobar ki baans bhi aan laagi daakiyo
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    robust kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. kadde yo seju badta ho bitoda mae...er lugaiyi haande pache pache ek thepdi chor
    Deepak ne panga le liyeh gobar ki baat karke
    eb banadiya thepdi chor hahahahaa
    bhai deepak ajja mere tunel be baad ja tawla se na te thepdi chori ki FIR hoja gi tere tawli se.

    Sandeep Seema aur Sunita teene tere khilap court me ghave bhi de dene se. baki tere marzi. aajja dono bhai tora bora me bin laden ne pakda ge aur en teeno (sanddep, sunita aus seema ko risvat khilava ge taki tere FIR ho paveh)

    hahaha
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    dat jayoooooooooo. ibb te gobar ki baans bhi aan laagi daakiyo
    seemaji baans te humne er aapne e aave se
    deepak jab peher ke bhabhi ki patiyaala salwar soot
    tadke chaale se hel thaake te saara gaam chaat pe chadd chad ke dekhe se

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    kamin reward bhi main tanne e diwawu thi. er tere tiya ghewar ki pessee mange? kardi tanne hitler ki neet aali baat. tons of ghewar i cn shower 4 a sweet bro. who cares 4 money...u idiotic fellow

    na did samzi kona
    galat samzgi
    me thoda sa bawla sun tane bhi bera se.
    Enam to me didi rakhsha bandhe ke liyeh duntha
    tu bhi bawli ho re se. baki ghevar khardne ki mere echa batayunha mene bera se tu bheje gi to pisse thoda lega.

    Bawli bhai ki bawli didi.
    hahaha
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  11. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    na did samzi kona
    galat samzgi
    me thoda sa bawla sun tane bhi bera se.
    Enam to me didi rakhsha bandhe ke liyeh duntha
    tu bhi bawli ho re se. baki ghevar khardne ki mere echa batayunha mene bera se tu bheje gi to pisse thoda lega.

    Bawli bhai ki bawli didi.
    hahaha
    grewal tu eeb batlaaye e jaaga ke seemaji te
    udde deepak baat dekhn laag rha se ek kad si thaari baat khatam hove
    er tum me te koesa usne hel thavaa dyo

  12. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    grewal tu eeb batlaaye e jaaga ke seemaji te
    udde deepak baat dekhn laag rha se ek kad si thaari baat khatam hove
    er tum me te koesa usne hel thavaa dyo
    bas kar ke srapanch ne gobar talle daba ke maaroge ibb tam
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  13. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    grewal tu eeb batlaaye e jaaga ke seemaji te
    udde deepak baat dekhn laag rha se ek kad si thaari baat khatam hove
    er tum me te koesa usne hel thavaa dyo

    Deepak te bhaj ga lage se.
    thapde choke bhajga aur uske badle tere liyeh pizza lave ga sandeep.
    hahaha
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  14. #54
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    bas kar ke srapanch ne gobar talle daba ke maaroge ibb tam
    seemaji, deepak ke gaam ki saari lugaai jalle se iste
    isne isaa bhaarya bittoddaa tek raakhya se
    sb nyu e chaave se ek ram karre kadde yo bittode me thepdi kaaddan badde er bitodaa pad jaave iske uppar

  15. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Deepak te bhaj ga lage se.
    thapde choke bhajga aur uske badle tere liyeh pizza lave ga sandeep.
    hahaha
    bhai saab iskaa te vo haal ho rha se
    je iste pizza v dikhaa diya te
    ek be te nyu bujjegaa ek
    kaal bheins te ke khavaaya tha jo
    issa suthra chauth kraaaaaaa

  16. #56

    hahhahah...........................

    koi thepadi chura legya mein tohan laag rhya hun.. sorry bhai rathee.. thoda tame laagega bhai rei . sorry for delay.
    Deepak Sejwal
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

  17. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    bhai saab iskaa te vo haal ho rha se
    je iste pizza v dikhaa diya te
    ek be te nyu bujjegaa ek
    kaal bheins te ke khavaaya tha jo
    issa suthra chauth kraaaaaaa
    Sandeep
    Deepak aga se b to usne apne safyeh bhi pesh karde
    Thepde chor ne pakden gaya tha.
    aur thepde chor to mere ale gufa me ghush ra se.
    hahaahaha
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  18. #58
    ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he ..kilkiiiiiiiiiiii....ha ha ha ...kilkiiiii..3-4 or kilki..bhai rathee...maange tane ..itna hsokda balak ghane dina pache dikhya s....had te faltu hans gya aaj to teri rply pad pad ke....nu kati chaala paad diya er ..kati naas te bati ujad kar diya tane deepak ke gitwade ka.....ha ha ha ha....thanx to make me laughing so khulke......
    a salute to rathee for his extraordinary sense of humour..realy great..
    ha ha ha ha kilkiiiiii.....yaad aate hi hansi chhut jya s..ha ha ha

  19. #59
    hass te chaaye kitna v le
    par yaad raakhiye ek tu deepak ke gitwaade me khadda se
    pehlaa e morra ne saari thepdi fod di se iski
    je ek pe v paa tikk gya naa tera te khair nhi se

  20. #60
    parkaas bhai sahab aap bhi laajawab ho ...itna badiya taga chalu kara s yo .. je iski demchi banan laag ge to ghaniye moti demchi banegi..ha ha ha ha..

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