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    Cool Bhartu aur Sundu ka Tender

    Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it's construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world.
    One Jat from Haryana (Bhartu) came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Bhartu's tender at it's very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Bhartu had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds.

    Now , as per the rule Bhartu was to get the contract.
    Before giving works order to Bhartu, the officer asked Bhartu as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Bhartu said, "Look, back home, there is my brother, Sundu .I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Sundu will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel."
    The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don't meet?" Bhartu replied," then you will get two tunnels at the same cost."
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Talking

    Hahaaaaaaa! wah bhai Grewal, Kasute ghad ke Lyave sai!

    Great!


    Regards
    Birender Siwach

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsiwach View Post
    Hahaaaaaaa! wah bhai Grewal, Kasute ghad ke Lyave sai!

    Great!


    Regards
    Birender Siwach
    Le bhai Tane acha laga toek aur le.

    Ek din ki baat se Bombay me Ek Tau Sundle ke ghane dino baad chora hoya.
    Haspatal me Dakter ne bola Tau birthcertificate ka farm bhar le aur Tau sundla birthcerificate bharan lagga. Usstem ek NRI Dampati India ka tour kar rah tha. Sundle ko raje hue dekh ke un dono ne ustai mubarakbaad de di aur chale gayeh.

    Agle din Yoh NRI couple Dilli ghumen chale gayeh. Unke najar ek admi pe pade jo birthcertificate bharan lag rah tha. Sikal bhi Tau sundle jisi the. NRI couple te ruka na gaya, puch hi liyaha Tau ji hamen kaal tu bombay me bhi farm bharta dekha tha aur aaj hade bhi bharan lag rah se, ke gayan se sab thik see. tu hade kuker.

    Chore me hade es liyeh aya sun kayunki farm pe likhrakha se WRITE IN CAPITAL. :eek:
    Last edited by pgrewal; August 31st, 2007 at 10:49 PM.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Grewal Sahab,

    1 aur Jad diya aapne to. Bahot badhiya.

    Par 1 baat to sai jai ve khodte khodte na mile to isa bhi ho sake sai:

    1 sharabi kasoota peen kai dhalai pad gaya. Roj Saanjh nai theke par tai le kai quarter aur pahooch jya Gitwadyan mai. Roj ki daaru, bina bhoogdyan, bina khurak -- 5-6 mahinya mai sharir ka dhanda saa baith gya.
    1 din Jaadya ki baat. Full bottle Peete peete andhera hogya. Jada kasoota thaa, dhoondh bhi padani start hogi thee. Bharya saa khes le rahya thaa. Chaal padya uthh kai gaam ki side. Sadak pai pahuchya to khes ki bukal khool gayi. Bukal maran laagya to gelya aie ghum gaya. Kheta kaani mooh ho gaya. Nyun Chaal padya. Nasa thaa aie. 1 - 2 Km pai jaa kai fer bukal khool gayi. Bukal fer maari to gaam ki side mooh. Aur bas saari raat, thaddi dhoondh, bukal gelya ghum ghum kai kheta tai gaam ki sadak aur gaam tai khet. Nasa dheela. Doosri aur tai koi early morning 4 baje ja kai gehun ke khet mai tubewell chalan gaya thaa. Engine jaade mai jaldi start hoya na. To bhai engine gelya ho rahya kheecham kheechha. Aur wo fer sharabi kai chadhya najar. Sharabi nai us kai ja kai 1 laat maari.
    Aur bolya saari raat holi maine. Mai bhi Kahun aik gaam kyun na aata. Maine ibe bera patya toon is dharti nai ghuman laag rahya sai.

    To grewal sahab is Bhartu aur sundu nai bhi koi compass de diye na to nyu na bera ke tunnel 2 banegi ya ghum ghum kai aur kime banega.

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    Quote Originally Posted by satpaldalal View Post
    Grewal Sahab,

    1 aur Jad diya aapne to. Bahot badhiya.

    Par 1 baat to sai jai ve khodte khodte na mile to isa bhi ho sake sai:

    1 sharabi kasoota peen kai dhalai pad gaya. Roj Saanjh nai theke par tai le kai quarter aur pahooch jya Gitwadyan mai. Roj ki daaru, bina bhoogdyan, bina khurak -- 5-6 mahinya mai sharir ka dhanda saa baith gya.
    1 din Jaadya ki baat. Full bottle Peete peete andhera hogya. Jada kasoota thaa, dhoondh bhi padani start hogi thee. Bharya saa khes le rahya thaa. Chaal padya uthh kai gaam ki side. Sadak pai pahuchya to khes ki bukal khool gayi. Bukal maran laagya to gelya aie ghum gaya. Kheta kaani mooh ho gaya. Nyun Chaal padya. Nasa thaa aie. 1 - 2 Km pai jaa kai fer bukal khool gayi. Bukal fer maari to gaam ki side mooh. Aur bas saari raat, thaddi dhoondh, bukal gelya ghum ghum kai kheta tai gaam ki sadak aur gaam tai khet. Nasa dheela. Doosri aur tai koi early morning 4 baje ja kai gehun ke khet mai tubewell chalan gaya thaa. Engine jaade mai jaldi start hoya na. To bhai engine gelya ho rahya kheecham kheechha. Aur wo fer sharabi kai chadhya najar. Sharabi nai us kai ja kai 1 laat maari.
    Aur bolya saari raat holi maine. Mai bhi Kahun aik gaam kyun na aata. Maine ibe bera patya toon is dharti nai ghuman laag rahya sai.

    To grewal sahab is Bhartu aur sundu nai bhi koi compass de diye na to nyu na bera ke tunnel 2 banegi ya ghum ghum kai aur kime banega.

    Bhai Satpal
    Mere Sundu and bhartu apne padhe
    Lekin apne chutkale per to hase kaam hi ate hai. mene tere bukal ale talli ki raat aur fir tubelwale k mare laat padka kasutamaza sa agga. Matlab ki tane mere ale me chaar chand laga diyeh mere to KKPD ho gaa..
    maza aya sahe me. Kuch hatke padhan ka masala mila nahi to apn KAKA ki estre wale thread ne naak me daam kar diyaya tha sahe me.
    thankx for your comments
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Le bhai Tane acha laga toek aur le.

    Ek din ki baat se Bombay me Ek Tau Sundle ke ghane dino baad chora hoya.
    Haspatal me Dakter ne bola Tau birthcertificate ka farm bhar le aur Tau sundla birthcerificate bharan lagga. Usstem ek NRI Dampati India ka tour kar rah tha. Sundle ko raje hue dekh ke un dono ne ustai mubarakbaad de di aur chale gayeh.

    Agle din Yoh NRI couple Dilli ghumen chale gayeh. Unke najar ek admi pe pade jo birthcertificate bharan lag rah tha. Sikal bhi Tau sundle jisi the. NRI couple te ruka na gaya, puch hi liyaha Tau ji hamen kaal tu bombay me bhi farm bharta dekha tha aur aaj hade bhi bharan lag rah se, ke gayan se sab thik see. tu hade kuker.

    Chore me hade es liyeh aya sun kayunki farm pe likhrakha se WRITE IN CAPITAL. :eek:
    santabanta.com
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by satpaldalal View Post
    Grewal Sahab,

    1 aur Jad diya aapne to. Bahot badhiya.

    Par 1 baat to sai jai ve khodte khodte na mile to isa bhi ho sake sai:

    1 sharabi kasoota peen kai dhalai pad gaya. Roj Saanjh nai theke par tai le kai quarter aur pahooch jya Gitwadyan mai. Roj ki daaru, bina bhoogdyan, bina khurak -- 5-6 mahinya mai sharir ka dhanda saa baith gya.
    1 din Jaadya ki baat. Full bottle Peete peete andhera hogya. Jada kasoota thaa, dhoondh bhi padani start hogi thee. Bharya saa khes le rahya thaa. Chaal padya uthh kai gaam ki side. Sadak pai pahuchya to khes ki bukal khool gayi. Bukal maran laagya to gelya aie ghum gaya. Kheta kaani mooh ho gaya. Nyun Chaal padya. Nasa thaa aie. 1 - 2 Km pai jaa kai fer bukal khool gayi. Bukal fer maari to gaam ki side mooh. Aur bas saari raat, thaddi dhoondh, bukal gelya ghum ghum kai kheta tai gaam ki sadak aur gaam tai khet. Nasa dheela. Doosri aur tai koi early morning 4 baje ja kai gehun ke khet mai tubewell chalan gaya thaa. Engine jaade mai jaldi start hoya na. To bhai engine gelya ho rahya kheecham kheechha. Aur wo fer sharabi kai chadhya najar. Sharabi nai us kai ja kai 1 laat maari.
    Aur bolya saari raat holi maine. Mai bhi Kahun aik gaam kyun na aata. Maine ibe bera patya toon is dharti nai ghuman laag rahya sai.

    To grewal sahab is Bhartu aur sundu nai bhi koi compass de diye na to nyu na bera ke tunnel 2 banegi ya ghum ghum kai aur kime banega.
    your's was damn good. i can feel the shivers of winters reading the graceful description
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

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    bighannni sauda

    Quote Originally Posted by satpaldalal View Post
    Bukal maran laagya to gelya aie ghum gaya.Maine ibe bera patya toon is dharti nai ghuman laag rahya sai.
    Bhai re Satpal, kasuutta sauda likh diya tanne. ghana hillarious tha. joke of the month ka award hai meri odd te:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    santabanta.com
    Seema
    Chutkale kahe padke ya kahi sunke hi likhe jate hai yah kahi kisi ki koi baat sunker usme kuch masala jodker cocktail bana ke likhe jate hai. lekin apne jo santabanta.com likha mene waha se koi idea nahi liya yeh chutkala German language ki bhi kisi cite per bhi hai.
    Waise ae app kafi samazjar ho sayad apko smaz a hi gaya hoga me kaya kahna chata hun

    ek aur site hai jaha per app yeh chutkala padhsakte hai
    www.pz10.com

    enjoy reading
    Regards
    Last edited by pgrewal; September 1st, 2007 at 02:04 PM.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Seema
    Chutkale kahe padke ya kahi sunke hi likhe jate hai yah kahi kisi ki koi baat sunker usme kuch masala jodker cocktail bana ke likhe jate hai. lekin apne jo santabanta.com likha mene waha se koi idea nahi liya yeh chutkala German language ki bhi kisi cite per bhi hai.
    Waise ae app kafi samazjar ho sayad apko smaz a hi gaya hoga me kaya kahna chata hun

    ek aur site hai jaha per app yeh chutkala padhsakte hai
    www.pz10.com

    enjoy reading
    Regards
    dnt b dishearten lad. i meant 2 pull ur leg only...just 4 fun. i kno one cn craete on own all d time. all i meant is it was punajbi flavor mor thn jattu
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    dnt b dishearten lad. i meant 2 pull ur leg only...just 4 fun. i kno one cn craete on own all d time. all i meant is it was punajbi flavor mor thn jattu
    Seema Bhan(Sister)
    (I have lots and lots for respect for you so just called u bhan if u feel this is not ok than just ignore. anyway i like your way of pulling my leg.

    Regards
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Seema Bhan(Sister)
    (I have lots and lots for respect for you so just called u bhan if u feel this is not ok than just ignore. anyway i like your way of pulling my leg.

    Regards
    thanx a lot 4 bestowing so much respect on me. waise i like jiji mor than bhan as we delhi jats say...ha ha
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    thanx a lot 4 bestowing so much respect on me. waise i like jiji mor than bhan as we delhi jats say...ha ha

    Ok JIJI no more bhan
    Thik hai Jiji

    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Ok JIJI no more bhan
    Thik hai Jiji

    ibb tu dekhiye bhai tera thread bhi "HIT" howega. sab majak oodawenge ek yo bhi chat room ban ga. ha ha. century banegi ibb hadde bhi istri aale thraed ki tariya
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    ibb tu dekhiye bhai tera thread bhi "HIT" howega. sab majak oodawenge ek yo bhi chat room ban ga. ha ha. century banegi ibb hadde bhi istri aale thraed ki tariya
    hahahah
    Me to darga yah baat sun ke.
    Es thread ki Istre banjagi. Mene kaal jakhar77 se kaha ki jakhar ji kuch karo.
    to mere se solution puchne lage mene kaha ki jo thread ka topic se usse related commnets hone jarure se. age do chat jatlanders ne mere ko kaha bhai ji hu nai nai ayeh the jab hum bhi nue socha karte. baki time apna sikha dega how to adjust with jatlanders. lagta hai me adjust ho raha hun hahahahahaha

    ab apki baat se muze lagga ki hamare jiji sahe bolre se.
    Me ho jayun ke adjust jiji
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    hahahah
    Me to darga yah baat sun ke.
    Es thread ki Istre banjagi. Mene kaal jakhar77 se kaha ki jakhar ji kuch karo.
    to mere se solution puchne lage mene kaha ki jo thread ka topic se usse related commnets hone jarure se. age do chat jatlanders ne mere ko kaha bhai ji hu nai nai ayeh the jab hum bhi nue socha karte. baki time apna sikha dega how to adjust with jatlanders. lagta hai me adjust ho raha hun hahahahahaha

    ab apki baat se muze lagga ki hamare jiji sahe bolre se.
    Me ho jayun ke adjust jiji
    bawle hum indians te sarri e umar adjust hoti aaye. kadde park ke bench pe te kade raashan ki dukaan ki line mae er kadde rail ki seats pe. haade bhi adjust hojange. ke baddi baat hai. er on-topic replies ki baat te tanne e bawali kari jab. humor mae kadde on-topic baat ho hai. and leave asise humor bro, u cnt demand on-topic in generic threads also. c no 2 ppl cn hav same thinking. wat sounds serious 2 u, might sound not-so-grave 2 me. i might poke fun at a limping fellow that he walks like sanjay datt and u might feel pity. sooooo just dnt care who writes wat. just enjoyyyyy. there r hell lot things in life 2 b on-topic. here just b a kid and blabber watevr u feel like. its fun 2 b nonsense sumtimes. ha ha. atleast i do that
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  17. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    bawle hum indians te sarri e umar adjust hoti aaye. kadde park ke bench pe te kade raashan ki dukaan ki line mae er kadde rail ki seats pe. haade bhi adjust hojange. ke baddi baat hai. er on-topic replies ki baat te tanne e bawali kari jab. humor mae kadde on-topic baat ho hai. and leave asise humor bro, u cnt demand on-topic in generic threads also. c no 2 ppl cn hav same thinking. wat sounds serious 2 u, might sound not-so-grave 2 me. i might poke fun at a limping fellow that he walks like sanjay datt and u might feel pity. sooooo just dnt care who writes wat. just enjoyyyyy. there r hell lot things in life 2 b on-topic. here just b a kid and blabber watevr u feel like. its fun 2 b nonsense sumtimes. ha ha. atleast i do that
    Me kuch logo ki threads me ladyeh dekh ke serious sa ho ja tha kun lade se yeh. eb samaz me aye pure baat. just enjoy and keep writting good stuff always and do not care what others say. mahre ke bhaish khol lenge.

    to jiji samzo apka bhai adjust ho ga latland me aur voh bhi kasute dhala.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

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    Bhai Grewal......ure to tume prakash prakash sa faila diya, jhakoi [:D] [:D]
    Joke pe Joke pe Joke......pad pad ke hanse te jyada confusion rather kaan fuse ho gaya :p

    1 baar main 1 hi joke patka kar mere bhai.....jyada hanse se acidity ho jaaya kare hehehehhehe!!

    aur suna kit diggin kar reha ss kasai!! :D

    Rock on
    Jit
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



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    Quote Originally Posted by cooljat View Post
    Bhai Grewal......ure to tume prakash prakash sa faila diya, jhakoi [:D] [:D]
    Joke pe Joke pe Joke......pad pad ke hanse te jyada confusion rather kaan fuse ho gaya :p

    1 baar main 1 hi joke patka kar mere bhai.....jyada hanse se acidity ho jaaya kare hehehehhehe!!

    aur suna kit diggin kar reha ss kasai!! :D

    Rock on
    Jit
    Mere Dhaaabi
    Tu chutkale padke rock ho ga lagta hai. koi baat nahi age ek ek likhunga tere acidity ke hondun sun aur suna ke dool se tere.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  20. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    bawle hum indians te sarri e umar adjust hoti aaye. kadde park ke bench pe te kade raashan ki dukaan ki line mae er kadde rail ki seats pe. haade bhi adjust hojange. ke baddi baat hai. er on-topic replies ki baat te tanne e bawali kari jab. humor mae kadde on-topic baat ho hai. and leave asise humor bro, u cnt demand on-topic in generic threads also. c no 2 ppl cn hav same thinking. wat sounds serious 2 u, might sound not-so-grave 2 me. i might poke fun at a limping fellow that he walks like sanjay datt and u might feel pity. sooooo just dnt care who writes wat. just enjoyyyyy. there r hell lot things in life 2 b on-topic. here just b a kid and blabber watevr u feel like. its fun 2 b nonsense sumtimes. ha ha. atleast i do that
    kalam vaale nana patekar jisi baat likhdi aapne te

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