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  1. #121
    Quote Originally Posted by rajkharb View Post
    ha ha ha jl ki cricket ki team.....bhakao to nahi ho bhai grewal aap......sare jat player ....mere college ke din yad aage...mhari bhi thi ek jat team..captan to hange te banana pade tha ...koi tyar nahi hoya karta ....bera tha sabne ek match ke bich m kisi bhi time captani khus sake s...haha ha ha..er fer sab te bada rola pehle no p beting karan ka ..er fer pehle no. pe boling karan ka ...er sare aapni margi te filding krya karte.....ha ha ha jit ji kara karta ude khade hoya karte...ha ha ha
    er sabte bada dukh ek mhari team ki gelya koi match tekkan n tyar nahi hoya karta.....ve bhi ke karte.. mhari team aale pehlya beting karke nat jate...ek ke jarurat s tore to chakhe liye......er j kise n samjhan ki kosis karte te javab milta... ghana ji kare h to tu khilaya un n....ha ha ha ha
    hohohiooooo maje aage bhai sari baat yad karke....thanx grewal bhai...aap banao team m aap ke sath hu kade bol liyo...ke bera mera pehla exp. kam aaja

    Tere baat padh ke maja aga bhai
    hahahahahahahahhahahahaa
    lot pot hahahahahhaa
    le tera naam bhi team me aga se.
    lekin baki ki team bana aur logo se puch koi aur ka mood ho to
    apne team Cyber Cricket khelakarege
    usme kise ka siirr na fute aur ladayeh bhi na hoveh baki seema ji ne sambhal lena se baki.
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  2. #122
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    didi
    Really really a great game
    maja aga kaal hamne khub celeberat kiya raat tak. pakistan plaayed well even but u know we r the best and we have proved yesterday. baki mahre Jl ki cricke team bhi kasute hoge aur anokgebhi.

    JATLANDERS International Cricket Team.

    1. Seema Sindhu (Captaion)
    2. Rajesh Kharb
    3. Prakash Grewal
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    bhai re tanne te captain ki haadde e matti palit kar di...meri spelling chae na likhta thek, per captain ki te likhe e deta. bera paat gya mera kisa role hoga team mae...kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...oos captaion mae jo 'o' hai ne wo zero jissa kyun laage hai manne...per zero ne duck kaya kare cricket mae bhai....kilkiiiiiiiiiii duck out jaoongi main
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  3. #123
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    bhai re tanne te captain ki haadde e matti palit kar di...meri spelling chae na likhta thek,
    Spelling te theek hai iski, par aap matlab nahi samjhe. He said "Non playing Captain". Like we have in Davis Cup(Tennis) remember Vijay Amritraj etc. yo nirre rukkey marvaavega aap pe hahahha:eek:

  4. #124
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    bhai re tanne te captain ki haadde e matti palit kar di...meri spelling chae na likhta thek, per captain ki te likhe e deta. bera paat gya mera kisa role hoga team mae...kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...oos captaion mae jo 'o' hai ne wo zero jissa kyun laage hai manne...per zero ne duck kaya kare cricket mae bhai....kilkiiiiiiiiiii duck out jaoongi main
    didi
    hahahaha
    Mene likha tha bade dimag ke sath ki o(O) daal deta hun bich me sayad app dhayan na do lekin pakad hi liyah hahahahaha. lekin fir apki commnets sunke aur maja aga.
    kaho to hata dun yah chalne dun. hahahaa
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  5. #125
    Quote Originally Posted by vivekpannu View Post
    Spelling te theek hai iski, par aap matlab nahi samjhe. He said "Non playing Captain". Like we have in Davis Cup(Tennis) remember Vijay Amritraj etc. yo nirre rukkey marvaavega aap pe hahahha:eek:

    Re bhai pannu
    tere commnets were great as well. apne didi te ham slah lete rahenge aur rla bhi pavate ravah ge . hahahahahaa great comment.
    team em aja le likh deta hun tere naam bhi.


    4. Vivke Pannu(W) thik se na koi change karne ho to batadena
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  6. #126
    Hi Dosto
    Es thread me kafi dino se majak chal raha hai socha ki kuch jokes bhi add kar dun just for a change.


    The IB, CBI and Haryana Police are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The PM decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch. The IB goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The Haryana Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  7. #127
    bhai grewal cricket ki t chhod ...ya to taass khelan ki team bhi nahi hoti lagti......ha ha ha ha ....taass khelan ki team..ha ha ha

  8. #128
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Hi Dosto
    Es thread me kafi dino se majak chal raha hai socha ki kuch jokes bhi add kar dun just for a change.


    The IB, CBI and Haryana Police are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The PM decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch. The IB goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The Haryana Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
    hi hi hi nyu kar bhai grewal.. aapni team puri karan ka tender bhi is haryana police te dede...aape lyavenge plera n pakadke...ha ha ha ....junsa akde ga inke do lath lagtae kehvega ...m su ji jogendar sarma...ha h ah ah a

  9. #129
    Quote Originally Posted by rajkharb View Post
    hi hi hi nyu kar bhai grewal.. aapni team puri karan ka tender bhi is haryana police te dede...aape lyavenge plera n pakadke...ha ha ha ....junsa akde ga inke do lath lagtae kehvega ...m su ji jogendar sarma...ha h ah ah a

    Hahahahahaha
    Taas khaln ki team kasute baat bolga maza agaa
    Haryana police to baad me kaam denge joh out of form hojaga usne haryana police me bharti karvhdenge. tontahande ga ruke maran ala ne. hahahaha
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  10. #130
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    didi
    hahahaha
    Mene likha tha bade dimag ke sath ki o(O) daal deta hun bich me sayad app dhayan na do lekin pakad hi liyah hahahahaha. lekin fir apki commnets sunke aur maja aga.
    kaho to hata dun yah chalne dun. hahahaa
    na bhai main teri raaji mae raaji hu. rehn de. per manne tu nu point out kara maka tu kade nu sochn laag ja ek didi gen-x hai er tu gen-y...er main samjah na paayi teri bhawna...

    bata ke thapad maran ka aur e maja ho hai bhai...u kno tht affectionate touch...
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  11. #131
    Quote Originally Posted by pgrewal View Post
    Hi Dosto
    Es thread me kafi dino se majak chal raha hai socha ki kuch jokes bhi add kar dun just for a change.


    The IB, CBI and Haryana Police are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The PM decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch. The IB goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The Haryana Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
    bhai gud joke. bt r u sure r bear was admitting 2 b rabit coz of beating? dekh kade oon nassedi policiya ne aadha inaam den ka promise karya ho bera te er saath mae pya diya ho aadha daaru ka...ha ha...issi e hai haryana police
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  12. #132
    Quote Originally Posted by rajkharb View Post
    hi hi hi nyu kar bhai grewal.. aapni team puri karan ka tender bhi is haryana police te dede...aape lyavenge plera n pakadke...ha ha ha ....junsa akde ga inke do lath lagtae kehvega ...m su ji jogendar sarma...ha h ah ah a
    kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... to te saachi e joge ho liya ibb humor ka...emerging star
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  13. #133
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... to te saachi e joge ho liya ibb humor ka...emerging star
    captan saab .....ib mere jach gi ak mhari team ki captaincy thik haatha m s.....aap ek achhe captan ki tarh team member ka hosla badao so....danyawad.....jab mhara captan e kilki mare s to hum kyon pachhe rehve..kilkiiiiiiiiiii@ captan saab.... he he

  14. #134
    Quote Originally Posted by rajkharb View Post
    captan saab .....ib mere jach gi ak mhari team ki captaincy thik haatha m s.....aap ek achhe captan ki tarh team member ka hosla badao so....danyawad.....jab mhara captan e kilki mare s to hum kyon pachhe rehve..kilkiiiiiiiiiii@ captan saab.... he he
    oh ho captain
    seema ji behosh mat ho jaayio inti chaddai dekh ke
    grewal tanne seemaji ganne raaji kar diye
    ye bhi apne aap ne ganna te ganna wicket gaadaniyaa laa rhe the

  15. #135
    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    bhai gud joke. bt r u sure r bear was admitting 2 b rabit coz of beating? dekh kade oon nassedi policiya ne aadha inaam den ka promise karya ho bera te er saath mae pya diya ho aadha daaru ka...ha ha...issi e hai haryana police

    Didi Ram ram
    ek raj kibaat batayun
    us chutkale me me CBI , IB to thi se fe mene dekha ajj kaal log haryane ne ghane ande manan lag re su ek thread suru kar rakha se. mene sochi ki haryana ghana Hi tech se hahahahaha lol
    mene Delhi police change karke Haryana police kar diya. haryane ale ghane raji honja ge ki unki piloce bhi hiteh se. hahahaa
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  16. #136
    Quote Originally Posted by rathee.sandeep View Post
    oh ho captain
    seema ji behosh mat ho jaayio inti chaddai dekh ke
    grewal tanne seemaji ganne raaji kar diye
    ye bhi apne aap ne ganna te ganna wicket gaadaniyaa laa rhe the

    Sandeep le tane bhi Team me samil kar leta hun

    1. Seema Sindhu (Captain)
    2. Rajesh Kharb
    3. Prakash Grewal
    4. Vivke Pannu(W)
    5. Sandeep Rathe (VC)
    U WANT N U GET THATS LUCK..
    U WANT N U WAIT, THATS TIME
    U WANT BUT U COMPROMISE, THATS LIFE
    AND U WANT N U WAIT N U COMPROMISE THATS... ...LOVE

  17. #137
    Ooooo Ho Ho Ho Hooooo :d Bhai Grewal Badhiya Tarika S Yo Team Banan Ka ...jiski Bhi Post Aajya S Usnae Team M Le Lyo So...ha Ha Ha Ha ....lage Raho Grewal Bhai....

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