Haryanavi mein Hindi

[sunitahooda]

Uss dukaan ki jagah ibb lattyan ki dukaan khullgi:D

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha maaroge aaj hesaa hesa ke ............. Gandeve ............................ ho teri ke ....... hahhahaah ib te magee bhi ise e laagegi .... hahahhaha...
:D:D:D:D

D-park pe te hum bhi jaya kerte poonam ki jalebi er Som ke samose khaan paise kethhe ker ke hostel maan te .. per ye Gandeve benniyaa nahi dikhya tha kade tha

[jitendershooda]

Baat unn dina ki sai jab...CHOWMIN nayi-nayi chaalli thi Rohtak mai ek Restaurant tha D-Park pai jo chinese dish badhiya banaya kartey. Mere Tau ke chhorey nai apni ek dhabann le jaani thi treat pai arr pissey they kum. Tai bollya ek aur bhai nai akk babloo ke karu, Babloo-tu nyu kar Chowmin khuwa liye 20 rs mai aajagi. Bollya Bhaiya mere se woh GANDEVEY se nahi khaye jayengey....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.. .. arr chamach mein se giradd jatey hain:D:D:p:p

ha ha ha ha ha haha ... ripat bhi nahi ... girad jaenge ... nira PHUNNY se tere tau aala bhi .... ha ha ha ...Gandevey ... ha ha ha ha ha .... mar gere rae ... ha ha ha

[jitendershooda]

Uss dukaan ki jagah ibb lattyan ki dukaan khullgi:D

Dikhe wo Lambey danta aala Dahiya kar rahya hai .... moodissa naam tha uska ... mera batta latte kam behcya karta baat ghani lamta ... er nira thook biloe jayaya karta ... uski maa ki kooli tooti jib manne bhi khoon diya tha ... ha ha ha ....

[sumitsehrawat]

Jitu, ek bhai ke Shoes aaale ho gye the...
vo waala suna do main kimmey bhool sa gya[]!

Thanks,
Sumit

Dikhe wo Lambey danta aala Dahiya kar rahya hai .... moodissa naam tha uska ... mera batta latte kam behcya karta baat ghani lamta ... er nira thook biloe jayaya karta ... uski maa ki kooli tooti jib manne bhi khoon diya tha ... ha ha ha ....

[sunitahooda]

Meri ek dhabann ki Maa ek bai bina bataye hostel mai uss tai milann aagi. Auntie Ji Hindi bolti rahi kardda sa jee kar kai....Manne boojhi akk Auntie aaj tai visiting day konya...aap aaj kyukar...Auntie>>>> Hey betti mai to CHANCHAKK aagi thi....Auntie nai achaanak na kehna aaya:parr chanchakk muh tai likadd gya:D

[neels]

Intersting........badiya hain sabke incidences.....n sunita is as usual at her best...:D....
ek baat mere bhi yaad hai isi e.... ek baar shaam ne bahut achcha sa mausam ho rha tha...after rains..... to hum sab badhiya badhiya shabdon mein bakhan ker rahe the.....meri ek cousin aayi hui thi....usne sochi main bhi kuch badhiya sa kahun....hindi mein........... to boli..."Kitna kaamall mausam hai".....................we still laugh over this...hehehheh

n Dk...nt only haryanvi words in hindi...stimes they use some angrezi also in hindi aur haryanvi...mast hoti hai....kuch baatein jo suni hain..." beta banana kha lo,,,,, tree pe krro(crow) baithya se.....

[dkumars]

Baat unn dina ki sai jab...CHOWMIN nayi-nayi chaalli thi Rohtak mai ek Restaurant tha D-Park pai jo chinese dish badhiya banaya kartey. Mere Tau ke chhorey nai apni ek dhabann le jaani thi treat pai arr pissey they kum. Tai bollya ek aur bhai nai akk babloo ke karu, Babloo-tu nyu kar Chowmin khuwa liye 20 rs mai aajagi. Bollya Bhaiya mere se woh GANDEVEY se nahi khaye jayengey....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.. .. arr chamach mein se giradd jatey hain:D:D:p:p

Ismein main humour tai highlight karya hi nahi giradd

[dkumars]

Meri ek dhabann ki Maa ek bai bina bataye hostel mai uss tai milann aagi. Auntie Ji Hindi bolti rahi kardda sa jee kar kai....Manne boojhi akk Auntie aaj tai visiting day konya...aap aaj kyukar...Auntie>>>> Hey betti mai to CHANCHAKK aagi thi....Auntie nai achaanak na kehna aaya:parr chanchakk muh tai likadd gya:D

Sunita ... hassa kai maran ka vichaar hai ke ... CHAANCHAK .... hahahahahah

Intersting........badiya hain sabke incidences.....n sunita is as usual at her best...:D....
ek baat mere bhi yaad hai isi e.... ek baar shaam ne bahut achcha sa mausam ho rha tha...after rains..... to hum sab badhiya badhiya shabdon mein bakhan ker rahe the.....meri ek cousin aayi hui thi....usne sochi main bhi kuch badhiya sa kahun....hindi mein........... to boli..."Kitna kaamall mausam hai".....................we still laugh over this...hehehheh

n Dk...nt only haryanvi words in hindi...stimes they use some angrezi also in hindi aur haryanvi...mast hoti hai....kuch baatein jo suni hain..." beta banana kha lo,,,,, tree pe krro(crow) baithya se.....

Sahi kaha Neelam .... aise hi kuch word hai angreji ke ...
Time = Tame : Ke tame ho rehya hai re chorre
Station = taesion : Kunsa taesion aa gya

Outer delhi mein ek jagah hai Narela ... usko ... Naneera .... hahaaha ... mast lagta hai:p

Ek daadi hai mhaari ... uska chora Army mein hai .. uski bahu jamma angrez kattii ... uski potti keh gi daadi ji curd khaani hai ... tai waah achambhe mein ... ke karad karad ... makka kemme thoss(solid, karda sa) chez maange hai ... par ibb wah bhi katii angrez ho rahi hai .... hahahha

[monicarana]

Mere dost ne sunaya... ki ek baar uska ek friend (Rohtak mein) doosare ko bolta hai Hindi bolne ka prayas karte hue ... arre yaar iss kuttiya ke peeeche mat ja ye paad(kaat) le gi ... hahaahahaha @ paad le gi

...meri mumy gelyaan bhi isa e hoya tha...par meri maa nai aur ghani shudh hindi boli thi meri saheli tai... "bete bhaag mat, nahi to kutta faad lega"...

[monicarana]

Station ko satesan aur school ko sakool aur bhee kayee sare word hai, iss type ke. Ek baar maine apnee ek sathee ko inka sahi Pronunciation bolne ke liye motivate kiya. sakool ko school(start from ISS) aur satesan ko station (again strat from ISS) bolna. usne esa implement kiya ki aub har s se start hone wale word ko ISS se start kartee hai. (sand ko ISSand aur set ko ISSet etc)

man jitne bhi angreji ke words jaata ke muh tai sune hai, unme sab tai andi "certificate" ke versions sune hai...koye kehve "safi ticket", koi kehve " satikafet"...and so on

[sunitahooda]

Meri colleague kuch kehna chave thi....arr mai chaupal ki baatan mai itni engrossed thi ki uski sunu na thi...waa kimme choo si mai lakhayi tai mai bina uss ki odd lakhaye boli- Priti yaar please "datt" na ek minute arr meri jhandd hogi:D waa boli... Ok Ma'am datt rahi hoon:D

[deepakrana17]

ek bai mhare gaam mai ek nayi bahu aayi...vaa JBT kar rhi thi...tai uski saasu phuli nahi sama rhi, saare kai gaati haande ak mhare itni padhi od bahu aa gi...ib byah tai aagle e din uski bahu nai baaki lugaai legi gore (bhaut puraani baat hai, jib toilet na hoya karte ghara mai)....ude ve lugaai tai baith gi, vaa bichari khadi reh gi...tai ek boli " ak e baith jaa tu bhi"...tai va padhi likhi boli "nahi ji, aap log hi hag lo" ...

[deepakrana17]

baat jib ki hai jab mere chhote bhai nai naya naya school mai jaana shuru karya tha...ib ghara tai sab haryanvi mai bolte, tai bichare nai kit tai hindi bolni aati...ek din mummy nai us tai casuals pehra kai school bhej diya...uski madam nai puchhi "yeh casual dress pehen ke kyun aaye ho"...tai vo bichara darta bolya "pata nahi madam, mummy ko hi pehena di thi"....

bichare nai nu e naa bera tha ak "ne" kit use karu err "ko" kit use karu


u vo sudhra ib b na hai...kuchh din pehlam apni girl frnd tai baat kare tha...koye south ki chhori hai...tai jib baat ho li, tai bolya "acha ab mai phone tek raha hu"

[Maniisha]

u vo sudhra ib b na hai...kuchh din pehlam apni girl frnd tai baat kare tha...koye south ki chhori hai...tai jib baat ho li, tai bolya "acha ab mai phone tek raha hu"

hahhahaa sounds funny ..

[dkumars]

...meri mumy gelyaan bhi isa e hoya tha...par meri maa nai aur ghani shudh hindi boli thi meri saheli tai... "bete bhaag mat, nahi to kutta faad lega"...

gr888 ... aunty ji thoda haryaanvi aur hindi mein bichhal(confuse) gayi ... hahaha ... khair aisi baatein bahut hassati hai ... mujhe toh padh kar hi hassi aa rahi hai par jab sach mein live suno toh humour alag hi hota hai .....hahaha

[dkumars]

man jitne bhi angreji ke words jaata ke muh tai sune hai, unme sab tai andi "certificate" ke versions sune hai...koye kehve "safi ticket", koi kehve " satikafet"...and so on

hahaha... khair ye certificate kabhi suna nahi haryanavi mein ... par dono ka appbhransh mast hai ... shayad mere yaaha th ye word bol hi naa pavai ...

Meri pad naani... woh first ko phasaat bolti thi ... hum unsse baar baar first bulwaate the aur mast haste ... hamare sath woh bhi hasti ... unse bola hi nahi jata tha first ... hahahaha

[dkumars]

baat jib ki hai jab mere chhote bhai nai naya naya school mai jaana shuru karya tha...ib ghara tai sab haryanvi mai bolte, tai bichare nai kit tai hindi bolni aati...ek din mummy nai us tai casuals pehra kai school bhej diya...uski madam nai puchhi "yeh casual dress pehen ke kyun aaye ho"...tai vo bichara darta bolya "pata nahi madam, mummy ko hi pehena di thi"....

bichare nai nu e naa bera tha ak "ne" kit use karu err "ko" kit use karu


u vo sudhra ib b na hai...kuchh din pehlam apni girl frnd tai baat kare tha...koye south ki chhori hai...tai jib baat ho li, tai bolya "acha ab mai phone tek raha hu"

hahahaha ... sahi hai dost ... phone tekk diya .. ahhaha

[naseebpanghal]

arr bhai Dev ek maari gel b ek chorra aaya karta.......gani hindi kaata karta...........

Ek bey bola.........o kyu mere pair(foot) pey paa rakh raha hai..........:D

[sanjeetsparp]

ek baar mera ek dost hai wo mere room pe aa gaya bina bataaye ..... sochhi ude e paawenge malang ... hum kite tafri maaran jaa re thee .... kai der baat dekh ke ..... phone milaya ...bola ....

Bhai sahab .... main kaafi der se aap ke wait ker reha hoon ghar ke bahar aap kehaan haand re ho .......... kab tak aaoge ......

wo din tha or aaj ka din hai ... uski hindi jaroor yaad hai ....

[dkumars]

arr bhai Dev ek maari gel b ek chorra aaya karta.......gani hindi kaata karta...........

Ek bey bola.........o kyu mere pair(foot) pey paa rakh raha hai..........:D

hahahah Naseeb yo tai katti asliye tha fer ek bar pair ek baar paa.. hahaha