Haryanavi mein Hindi

[dkumars]

Kayi baar hum log(khaas taur se haryana waale) Hindi bolne ki koshish karte hai par usmein ek aadh haryanavi word aa jata hai aur bahut hasaata hai ... Waise jab ek theth Haryanavi Shudh hindi bolne ki koshish karta hai toh nazara hi aur hota hai... Har sentence mein meri toh hassi nahi rukti ... aise hi kuch cheejein, masala aapke paas ho hasne hasaane ka toh share kijiye. Mein shuru karta hoon

Ek baar mera cousin(mama ka ladka, Hez from Sonepat) hamare gaon aaya hua tha . hum khet mein gaye the aur whaa mitti ke dhele maar maar kar khel rahe the toh ek uss ko lag gaya toh mast Hindi mein bola yaar rehne de na dalle(mitti ke dhele) mat maar, bahut bhoondi dhaal laag rahe hai :D

[dkumars]

Same banda ek baar apne relative ke saath tha .. uski mausi ka ladka ... toh uss ladke ki belt khoo gayi ... woh bahut time se dhoondh raha tha ... toh usko , mere cousin ko mil gayi... usko jaakar bola ... kya yaar tu bhi ghanta hogya tou(dhoondh) raha hai, yaha bed par thi... toh raha par bahut hassi aayi.

[dkumars]

Mere dost ne sunaya... ki ek baar uska ek friend (Rohtak mein) doosare ko bolta hai Hindi bolne ka prayas karte hue ... arre yaar iss kuttiya ke peeeche mat ja ye paad(kaat) le gi ... hahaahahaha @ paad le gi

[sanjeetsparp]

Mere dost ne sunaya... ki ek baar uska ek friend (Rohtak mein) doosare ko bolta hai Hindi bolne ka prayas karte hue ... arre yaar iss kuttiya ke peeeche mat ja ye paad(kaat) le gi ... hahaahahaha @ paad le gi

Ek baar meri ek cousin sister doosri ko boli ............ "Bahar itne dhoop hai .... paan (pair) jal jaayenge"

er meri bhundi dhaal hassi chutti ...... pher mane kehni padi laagi raho laagi raho ....

[tinku26s]

aisi harkate to har ek haryanavi bolne wala karta hai. mai jab bi gaam me jaake logya ke gelya haryanavi mai baat kara kru to log nu soch ke chora padya likhya haryanvi me hindi mila ke bolan ki kosis kar se. mai jab bhi ghar me phone phan kru to log mere gelya hindi haryanavi mix karke bole chahe mai puri haryanavi me a baat karda hu un galya aur jab wo khichdi boln hai to kai baar uska matlab kuch aur a likde sai

[renuchoudhary]

Station ko satesan aur school ko sakool aur bhee kayee sare word hai, iss type ke. Ek baar maine apnee ek sathee ko inka sahi Pronunciation bolne ke liye motivate kiya. sakool ko school(start from ISS) aur satesan ko station (again strat from ISS) bolna. usne esa implement kiya ki aub har s se start hone wale word ko ISS se start kartee hai. (sand ko ISSand aur set ko ISSet etc)

[pmalhan]

I would like to share an incident with you all :

We left village in 1977 and went with my father (he is a retired army officer), and came back to village in summer holidays, after spending four years in Maharashtra & Karnatka. I almost forgot Haryanvi and use to talk in Hindi with odd English word mixed in.

I met one or two of my old friends in the village and started playing with them. After some time I went inside for some work. Few minutes later my friends came and called me for playing. When I went out I found a group of some 15-16 kids looking curiously at me. Then my friend said to the others "Dakhiyo mata ke badhiya angrazi kaatega". All of them said in unisome "Hum ne bhi dikhaiye kisi angrezi kaate se"

I was really embarresed, next few days I remained an object of curiocity for them. But even today I laugh when I remember the incident.

[dkumars]

I would like to share an incident with you all :

We left village in 1977 and went with my father (he is a retired army officer), and came back to village in summer holidays, after spending four years in Maharashtra & Karnatka. I almost forgot Haryanvi and use to talk in Hindi with odd English word mixed in.

I met one or two of my old friends in the village and started playing with them. After some time I went inside for some work. Few minutes later my friends came and called me for playing. When I went out I found a group of some 15-16 kids looking curiously at me. Then my friend said to the others "Dakhiyo mata ke badhiya angrazi kaatega". All of them said in unisome "Hum ne bhi dikhaiye kisi angrezi kaate se"

I was really embarresed, next few days I remained an object of curiocity for them. But even today I laugh when I remember the incident.

hahahaha... simliar happened to mee too once.

Keep pouring

[jitendershooda]

I would like to share an incident with you all :

We left village in 1977 and went with my father (he is a retired army officer), and came back to village in summer holidays, after spending four years in Maharashtra & Karnatka. I almost forgot Haryanvi and use to talk in Hindi with odd English word mixed in.

I met one or two of my old friends in the village and started playing with them. After some time I went inside for some work. Few minutes later my friends came and called me for playing. When I went out I found a group of some 15-16 kids looking curiously at me. Then my friend said to the others "Dakhiyo mata ke badhiya angrazi kaatega". All of them said in unisome "Hum ne bhi dikhaiye kisi angrezi kaate se"

I was really embarresed, next few days I remained an object of curiocity for them. But even today I laugh when I remember the incident.

ha ha ha bhai ek be nue mhare gaam mein aa rahya tha ek chora shehar te .... apne kaka - tauan ke balkan gailyan likad aaya bahar .... ek ke VCR aa rahya tha to hude jan they filam dekhan .... rah mein balkan ne le liya wo ... koe kime kahe koe kime ... dekho re ... issa muh se janu ... "Chaumasse mein meendak chutti aa rahya se .... ha ha ha "

issa kaam kar dein sein janu gaam mein bahar ka kutta aae pache ... gaam aale uske gail lag liya karein .... ha ha

[jyotikohar]

ya tae waye bat ho gi ak ek be sundu arr bhunu donu dilli dekhan aa ge arr shart la li ak jun sa haryanvi bolega wo dusre ne attani dega har shabd ke sath................kai haan holi donu hindi bolen[mean to say angreji kattan lage rahye]gaye.dono india gate pae pahunch gaye................... sundu tae datya nahi gya bola......aanrae bhundu bhai ya pakad apni attani[50 paise] hum to yahin HAAND rahe hain..........

[dkumars]

ya tae waye bat ho gi ak ek be sundu arr bhunu donu dilli dekhan aa ge arr shart la li ak jun sa haryanvi bolega wo dusre ne attani dega har shabd ke sath................kai haan holi donu hindi bolen[mean to say angreji kattan lage rahye]gaye.dono india gate pae pahunch gaye................... sundu tae datya nahi gya bola......aanrae bhundu bhai ya pakad apni attani[50 paise] hum to yahin HAAND rahe hain..........

hahahahah @ haand ... katti mast :p

[sunitahooda]

Ibbe-ibb lunch mai mere colleague(Bahman sai) ke muh tai likaddya....Sweets mai baallushyahi aayi thi...manne boojhi koye share karega? Nyu bollya -Mai nahi loonga Ma'am aapney kal mera gulaabjamun KHOOS liya tha:D:p

[sanjeetsparp]

Mera ek dost hai ... wo bichara apni Girl Friend te baat karan laag reha tha .. kati haangaa la la ke Hindi bolle tha ...... ke kade kite te asliyat saamne na aa jya ....

Mehaari hassi chootgi ..... wo ladki boli ... app mera kyun mejaak benwa rahe ho .. aapke dost sath main baithe hain or aap sab ke beech main baate ker rahe ho ...

wo bichara ghabra gya ... bolya .. nahi ji we to parle (doore) kamre main hai ... or Kuwaad (Drwaaje) main se aawajein aa rehi hain ....

us ke paache to ............ hum te chaat pe chad ge ...... er saare haste haste lutluti lege

[dkumars]

Ibbe-ibb lunch mai mere colleague(Bahman sai) ke muh tai likaddya....Sweets mai baallushyahi aayi thi...manne boojhi koye share karega? Nyu bollya -Nyu bolya mai nahi loonga Ma'am aapney kal mera gulaabjamun KHOOS liya tha:D[:p

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahhahahaha

Haasi na rukk rahi Sunita ... bera na ke hoya ... par haste haaste pet dukhaan laag gya ... hahahahha

gulabjamun khoos liya tha ... thaaaaaaaa

ghanni haasi aave hai jab loga tai issa likad jaa hai ... hahaha

[dkumars]

Mera ek dost hai ... wo bichara apni Girl Friend te baat karan laag reha tha .. kati haangaa la la ke Hindi bolle tha ...... ke kade kite te asliyat saamne na aa jya ....

Mehaari hassi chootgi ..... wo ladki boli ... app mera kyun mejaak benwa rahe ho .. aapke dost sath main baithe hain or aap sab ke beech main baate ker rahe ho ...

wo bichara ghabra gya ... bolya .. nahi ji we to parle (doore) kamre main hai ... or Kuwaad (Drwaaje) main se aawajein aa rehi hain ....

us ke paache to ............ hum te chaat pe chad ge ...... er saare haste haste lutluti lege

arrai maar diya kasai hassa hassa... parle ... hahahhahahaha

parle samajh aagi ke chorri kai ??? hahahahahah

parle kamre mein hai ....

[sunitahooda]

Dev manne dukhi tai woh ghana karya tha kaal.... poora gulabjaman khana chave tha tai ek aur nai le liya....arr jab aadha lenn ki koshish kari tai manne woh chamach talle daba liya....YAVA ho gya bhoondha uss nai sochi akk ya aaj bhi nuay khilaari karegi:D

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahhahahaha

Haasi na rukk rahi Sunita ... bera na ke hoya ... par haste haaste pet dukhaan laag gya ... hahahahha

gulabjamun khoos liya tha ... thaaaaaaaa

ghanni haasi aave hai jab loga tai issa likad jaa hai ... hahaha

[dkumars]

Dev manne dukhi tai woh ghana karya tha kaal.... poora gulabjaman khana chave tha tai ek aur nai le liya....arr jab aadha lenn ki koshish kari tai manne woh chamach talle daba liya....YAVA ho gya bhoondha uss nai sochi akk ya aaj bhi nuay khilaari karegi:D

hahahaha ... issmein bhi humour bhara hai ...

hahahahahahaha @ YAVA and KHILAARI ... hahahahaha

aaj laagai hai daactar dhore jana padega ... maran aala hoon mein haas haassssssss

[sunitahooda]

Baat unn dina ki sai jab...CHOWMIN nayi-nayi chaalli thi Rohtak mai ek Restaurant tha D-Park pai jo chinese dish badhiya banaya kartey. Mere Tau ke chhorey nai apni ek dhabann le jaani thi treat pai arr pissey they kum. Tai bollya ek aur bhai nai akk babloo ke karu, Babloo-tu nyu kar Chowmin khuwa liye 20 rs mai aajagi. Bollya Bhaiya mere se woh GANDEVEY se nahi khaye jayengey....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.. .. arr chamach mein se giradd jatey hain:D:D:p:p

[sanjeetsparp]

arrai maar diya kasai hassa hassa... parle ... hahahhahahaha

parle samajh aagi ke chorri kai ??? hahahahahah

parle kamre mein hai ....

Bera nahi samajh main aayi ke nahi aayi per aaj kaal jeb bhi aaya kare to .. phone aate e .... neeche uter ke ek park ke mander pe baith ke baat kera kare ....

phone aate e hum keh diya karaan wo aagya kuwaad aali ka phone .......

[sanjeetsparp]

Baat unn dina ki sai jab...CHOWMIN nayi-nayi chaalli thi Rohtak mai ek Restaurant tha D-Park pai jo chinese dish badhiya banaya kartey. Mere Tau ke chhorey nai apni ek dhabann le jaani thi treat pai arr pissey they kum. Tai bollya ek aur bhai nai akk babloo ke karu, Babloo-tu nyu kar Chowmin khuwa liye 20 rs mai aajagi. Bollya Bhaiya mere se woh GANDEVEY se nahi khaye jayengey....killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.. .. arr chamach mein se giradd jatey hain:D:D:p:p

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha maaroge aaj hesaa hesa ke ............. Gandeve ............................ ho teri ke ....... hahhahaah ib te magee bhi ise e laagegi .... hahahhaha...
:D:D:D:D

D-park pe te hum bhi jaya kerte poonam ki jalebi er Som ke samose khaan paise kethhe ker ke hostel maan te .. per ye Gandeve benniyaa nahi dikhya tha kade tha