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  1. April 16th, 2008, 09:08 PM #1
    sanjeetsparp
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    Talking Jaataan ka mussa

    yo joke ek bina naam ki chhori ne haryanvi jokes community pe orkut main likh rakhya hai .... ude te manne tha liya
    ek bai ek jaatan ka mussa[rat]daru pi kai jhumta ja tha gaal mai kai...[jhoom bara bar jhoom]ode do billi[cat]baithi thi.......musse nai dekh kai bolli......ek bebe aaj tai yo mussa khaan ka ji kar ra hai.......yaa baat sun kai musse kai bhot cho utha....wo bolla........ek chup chap likad lo......na tai meri batiyaan kai.......itne jutt maar dunga.......er fer kaal ye gaam aale manne ye kainge.......ek tanne sharam ni aayi.....lugaiyaan pai haath thanti haan.......
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  2. April 17th, 2008, 03:59 AM #2
    ygulia
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    majaa agaa hahahahaha..................
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  3. April 17th, 2008, 11:56 AM #3
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    Unn bhi bhai Sanjeet unn billiyan ne sochni chahiye thee.....

    "Dhedh pee ra sei.... Bera na k keh de.." :D
  4. April 17th, 2008, 12:22 PM #4
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    hahahahahahahahahahaha.... Tere mussyan ki bi samjh aaya karein ke.... ghana kaabil maans sai tu Leel:D
    Quote Originally Posted by anilsangwan View Post
    Unn bhi bhai Sanjeet unn billiyan ne sochni chahiye thee.....

    "Dhedh pee ra sei.... Bera na k keh de.." :D
    Last edited by sunitahooda; April 17th, 2008 at 05:02 PM.
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8
  5. April 17th, 2008, 12:33 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjeetsparp View Post
    yo joke ek bina naam ki chhori ne haryanvi jokes community pe orkut main likh rakhya hai .... ude te manne tha liya
    ek bai ek jaatan ka mussa[rat]daru pi kai jhumta ja tha gaal mai kai...[jhoom bara bar jhoom]ode do billi[cat]baithi thi.......musse nai dekh kai bolli......ek bebe aaj tai yo mussa khaan ka ji kar ra hai.......yaa baat sun kai musse kai bhot cho utha....wo bolla........ek chup chap likad lo......na tai meri batiyaan kai.......itne jutt maar dunga.......er fer kaal ye gaam aale manne ye kainge.......ek tanne sharam ni aayi.....lugaiyaan pai haath thanti haan.......
    Hhahahah Nice one Sanjeet
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  6. April 17th, 2008, 03:13 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniisha View Post
    Hhahahah Nice one Sanjeet

    Iss photu mein issi shakal bana kai maasterni dhaal baithi hai jannu tu we ve ho waa billi mausi... hahaha
    Par darai na mein woh jaat ka mussa na hoon ... mein tai jaatai hoon ... hehehe
  7. April 17th, 2008, 03:56 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    hahahahahahahahahahaha.... Tere mussyan ki bi samjh aaya karein ke.... ghana kaabil maans sai tu Leel:D
    ha ha ha ha KAABIL ... manas se jibbe to byah hogya ... ha ha ha ha
  8. April 17th, 2008, 04:59 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jitendershooda View Post
    ha ha ha ha KAABIL ... manas se jibbe to byah hogya ... ha ha ha ha
    Hummmbey........ Shukar sei nyu na kahi... KAABIL maanas sei jibbey Rohtak mein byah ho gya
  9. April 17th, 2008, 05:01 PM #9
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    hahaha Leel tanne scrap mai meri baat ka jawab na diya...akk dhabbi banogey akk bateau:D:p
    Quote Originally Posted by anilsangwan View Post
    Hummmbey........ Shukar sei nyu na kahi... KAABIL maanas sei jibbey Rohtak mein byah ho gya
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8
  10. April 17th, 2008, 05:04 PM #10
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    sanjeet bhai keep it up.....jee ghana raji ho gaya padh ke...
  11. April 17th, 2008, 05:38 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    hahaha Leel tanne scrap mai meri baat ka jawab na diya...akk dhabbi banogey akk bateau:D:p
    ha ha ha ... YAKSH prashan ... boojh liya tanne ... Par tanne nue na bera ek ya baat to isne boojh ke batani padegi ... kaal tahin ka time de de isne ...
  12. April 17th, 2008, 09:50 PM #12
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    Sanjeet Bhai, mast Mussa tha yo []!
    Mazza aa gaya ... paiya khoon badh gya[]!

    Thanks,
    Sumit

    Quote Originally Posted by sanjeetsparp View Post
    yo joke ek bina naam ki chhori ne haryanvi jokes community pe orkut main likh rakhya hai .... ude te manne tha liya
    ek bai ek jaatan ka mussa[rat]daru pi kai jhumta ja tha gaal mai kai...[jhoom bara bar jhoom]ode do billi[cat]baithi thi.......musse nai dekh kai bolli......ek bebe aaj tai yo mussa khaan ka ji kar ra hai.......yaa baat sun kai musse kai bhot cho utha....wo bolla........ek chup chap likad lo......na tai meri batiyaan kai.......itne jutt maar dunga.......er fer kaal ye gaam aale manne ye kainge.......ek tanne sharam ni aayi.....lugaiyaan pai haath thanti haan.......


  13. April 21st, 2008, 02:43 PM #13
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    Bhaichaara te pehlamm ka sei... bateu-panna paachey ka...... to dekh lo.... ebb k vichaar sei..... er baaki boojh ke bata dyunga... :D

    Er donua ne e chaalann dyo ne parallel mein... jaddey jissa suit kara.. ussa e use kar lyaangey :D

    ha ha ha ha ha!


    Quote Originally Posted by jitendershooda View Post
    ha ha ha ... YAKSH prashan ... boojh liya tanne ... Par tanne nue na bera ek ya baat to isne boojh ke batani padegi ... kaal tahin ka time de de isne ...
  14. April 21st, 2008, 03:13 PM #14
    sunitahooda
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    Fer tai baar tyohar ki meri teel nahi maari jani chahiye:D
    Quote Originally Posted by anilsangwan View Post
    Bhaichaara te pehlamm ka sei... bateu-panna paachey ka...... to dekh lo.... ebb k vichaar sei..... er baaki boojh ke bata dyunga... :D

    Er donua ne e chaalann dyo ne parallel mein... jaddey jissa suit kara.. ussa e use kar lyaangey :D

    ha ha ha ha ha!
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8
  15. April 21st, 2008, 03:58 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by anilsangwan View Post
    Bhaichaara te pehlamm ka sei... bateu-panna paachey ka...... to dekh lo.... ebb k vichaar sei..... er baaki boojh ke bata dyunga... :D

    Er donua ne e chaalann dyo ne parallel mein... jaddey jissa suit kara.. ussa e use kar lyaangey :D

    ha ha ha ha ha!
    Ha ha ha ... bhai mhare te kime pharak padna na boojh ke batavega jib bhi ... ha ha

    Ek Tau se RajKaran Dahiya Sunpat ka ... uska chora pehalwani karya kare ... to tau rohj tedkaen rail mein chore ka doodh ghee pahucha ke aaya kare dilli. We batavein they ... nuke bhai ek se hooda dilli bus ka driver ... nuke azadpur te bhadak kar de roj sir mein ... to ek din manne pakad liya wo ... nue bolya ... re bata sarkar kiski ... nuke chauda hoke Hoodyan ki se ... pher manne batai uste ... "Koe bhi kaam Dahiya ki te (mateendu alli) te boojhe bina kar sake se thara hooda??" Nuke mada sa muh bana ke nue bolya ek NAA ..... nuke pher kit te sarkar hogi Hooodyan ki ... ya to dahiya ki se ... ... wo din se er aaj ka ... wo chusak-ta nahi ... mere bus mein chadhte hi kahega ... aao ji dahiya saab .. sarkar te thari se .... ha ha ha ha ha ...Tau ne ek baat aur kahi thi ... ha ha ha ... tanne daran ne bataon sun ... nue bolya oon bhi hum manna san ...dahiya ki chori oot hon sein ... ha ha ha ha

    Er teri sheliyan ki baat door door tahi ho rahi hai ... ha ha ... ek phatu sa bhejiye dikha ...
  16. April 21st, 2008, 04:22 PM #16
    anilsangwan
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    Fer tai baar tyohar ki meri teel nahi maari jani chahiye:D
    Kona maari jaan bebbey.... pakkam pakka... donu audd tein milengi... !!!!
  17. April 21st, 2008, 04:27 PM #17
    anilsangwan
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Saachi baat bhai... Sarkaar Dahiyan ki e sei...


    Quote Originally Posted by jitendershooda View Post
    Ha ha ha ... bhai mhare te kime pharak padna na boojh ke batavega jib bhi ... ha ha
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