"Main to lut jaoonga"

[monica24]

A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death.

"The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him.

"Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the Haryanvi.

"My father was 182 cms tall.:D

[devchodhary]

Bahut khoob Monica jii.....
Lage rahe!!!!!!!!!!!

[delhione]

when the newspaper guys explained that its not based on the height of the dead man but the price for of the per sq centimeter obitury space.
so the tau agreed for the minimum space...
they asked how many words he want to give
tau said " father dead "...
newspaper man told tau that the minimun five words is the condition...
so tau thought for a moment...
and said " father dead, tractor for sale "

[loginrahul]

when the newspaper guys explained that its not based on the height of the dead man but the price for of the per sq centimeter obitury space.
so the tau agreed for the minimum space...
they asked how many words he want to give
tau said " father dead "...
newspaper man told tau that the minimun five words is the condition...
so tau thought for a moment...
and said " father dead, tractor for sale "

ha hahaha

Antil bhai yo nahele pe dehala kuub mara....

[vivekdh]

hahahahahahaha ibb bana hai joke to yu :D

when the newspaper guys explained that its not based on the height of the dead man but the price for of the per sq centimeter obitury space.
so the tau agreed for the minimum space...
they asked how many words he want to give
tau said " father dead "...
newspaper man told tau that the minimun five words is the condition...
so tau thought for a moment...
and said " father dead, tractor for sale "

[ygulia]

when the newspaper guys explained that its not based on the height of the dead man but the price for of the per sq centimeter obitury space.
so the tau agreed for the minimum space...
they asked how many words he want to give
tau said " father dead "...
newspaper man told tau that the minimun five words is the condition...
so tau thought for a moment...
and said " father dead, tractor for sale "

Ab to bhai isne loot liya akhbaar aala

[yashbeniwal]

monica madam,,

khaa gau ki sou ki yo haryanvi joke tha,,:eek::rolleyes::thappad

A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death.

"The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him.

"Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the Haryanvi.

"My father was 182 cms tall.:D

[sumitsehrawat]

Bhai Yashpal...tod kar diya... ha ha ha :D:D!!

Thanks,
Sumit

when the newspaper guys explained that its not based on the height of the dead man but the price for of the per sq centimeter obitury space.
so the tau agreed for the minimum space...
they asked how many words he want to give
tau said " father dead "...
newspaper man told tau that the minimun five words is the condition...
so tau thought for a moment...
and said " father dead, tractor for sale "

[anilsangwan]

Bhai Yashpal...tod kar diya... ha ha ha :D:D!!

Thanks,

[anilsangwan]

Aapka haryannvi hoomer toh chaallla sei ji :rock:rock....asli jokkddi tei yaa thee iss taagey mein...:D

monica madam,,

khaa gau ki sou ki yo haryanvi joke tha,,:eek::rolleyes::thappad

[sunitahooda]

Bhai Yashpal...tod kar diya... ha ha ha :D:D!!

Bhai Yashpal...tod kar diya... ha ha ha :D:D!!

Thanks,

[dndeswal]

Bhai Yashpal...tod kar diya... ha ha ha :D:D!!

हां जी, तोड़ तै कर दिया । घणा पुराना सौदा सै न्यूं-बी । पहल्यां मन्नैं सोच्या अक क्यूं किसै का दिल तोड़ूं - इसे-इसे सौदे पचास बै लिख राखे सैं न्यूं-के-न्यूं -

straight from H. Times (by Vijayshree Pahal – 28 July 2005)

Main to lut jaoonga (by Soma Malik, 9 Oct. 2003)

Advertisement in Newspaper (by R.S. Phougat – 14 Sept. 2003)

AD In New paper (by Sandeep Singh - 17 July 2003)

Lamba Baap (by Alok Prakash – 2 February 2002)


Monica and others - भाई, तुम सब बुरा मत मानियो - humor forum है यह - एक मजाक में दूसरा मजाक तै आ-ए जावै सै ।
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[vijendra82]

Last year, I upgraded my GirlFriend 5.0 to GirlFriend 5.1, which installs itself as 'Fiancee 1.0'. Recently, I upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a real memory hog. It has taken up all my space, and Wife 1.0 must be running before I can do ANYTHING. It is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming system resources. Some applications, such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all. Additional plug-ins were automatically installed, such as Mother-In-Law 55.8, and there is no uninstall feature for these plug-ins. No mention of these behaviors was discussed in the brochures or documentation, although other users have reported similar problems. Because of this, some users that I know have decided to avoid the headaches associated with these upgrades, and simply move from Girlfriend 5.0 to Girlfriend 6.0. Unfortunately, this is not without peril as well, as all traces of Girlfriend 5.0 must be removed from the system before attempting installation of 6.0. Even then, Girlfriend 6.0 will repeatedly run system checks (usually in the background, and often late at night when the system is asleep) to find evidence of previous versions. To cap it off, Girlfriend 6.0 apparently has a nag feature reminding about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, I do like some of the features that you are planning to include in the upcoming Girlfriend 6.1 release: * A 'Don't remind me again' button * Minimize button * Shutdown feature * An install shield feature so that Girlfriend can be completely uninstalled if necessary (so you don't lose cache and other objects) . Unfortunately, since I've already upgraded to Wife 1.0, I don't think I will be able to take advantage of any of these new features, unless you decide to include them in the next Mistress release. But, of course, there is a whole raft of problems associated with the use of Mistress 1.0 and Wife 1.0 on the same system -- most notably are system conflicts and continual disk thrashing, which starts shortly after Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 1.0. Interestingly enough, all versions of PersonalLawyer still work fine. Finally, Wife 1.0 apparently deletes all MSMoney files before uninstalling itself; following that, Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources. I personally find all these new tools and conflicts to be too confusing and time consuming. I'm sticking with Dog 1.0k9. It slobbers and chews up the paper, but all in all these bugs are tolerable. It is simple to operate and we get along fine.

[anilsangwan]

GOSSAA (Thaippddi ka baabu) paath diya... Naya member sei... so sirf ek:tamatar

Last year, I upgraded my GirlFriend 5.0 to GirlFriend 5.1, which installs itself as 'Fiancee 1.0'. Recently, I upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a real memory hog. It has taken up all my space, and Wife 1.0 must be running before I can do ANYTHING. It is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming system resources. Some applications, such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all. Additional plug-ins were automatically installed, such as Mother-In-Law 55.8, and there is no uninstall feature for these plug-ins. No mention of these behaviors was discussed in the brochures or documentation, although other users have reported similar problems. Because of this, some users that I know have decided to avoid the headaches associated with these upgrades, and simply move from Girlfriend 5.0 to Girlfriend 6.0. Unfortunately, this is not without peril as well, as all traces of Girlfriend 5.0 must be removed from the system before attempting installation of 6.0. Even then, Girlfriend 6.0 will repeatedly run system checks (usually in the background, and often late at night when the system is asleep) to find evidence of previous versions. To cap it off, Girlfriend 6.0 apparently has a nag feature reminding about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, I do like some of the features that you are planning to include in the upcoming Girlfriend 6.1 release: * A 'Don't remind me again' button * Minimize button * Shutdown feature * An install shield feature so that Girlfriend can be completely uninstalled if necessary (so you don't lose cache and other objects) . Unfortunately, since I've already upgraded to Wife 1.0, I don't think I will be able to take advantage of any of these new features, unless you decide to include them in the next Mistress release. But, of course, there is a whole raft of problems associated with the use of Mistress 1.0 and Wife 1.0 on the same system -- most notably are system conflicts and continual disk thrashing, which starts shortly after Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 1.0. Interestingly enough, all versions of PersonalLawyer still work fine. Finally, Wife 1.0 apparently deletes all MSMoney files before uninstalling itself; following that, Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources. I personally find all these new tools and conflicts to be too confusing and time consuming. I'm sticking with Dog 1.0k9. It slobbers and chews up the paper, but all in all these bugs are tolerable. It is simple to operate and we get along fine.

[sunitahooda]

:rockBas ghana kimme na likhu....DND Ji....todd tai aap nai karya:D

हां जी, तोड़ तै कर दिया । घणा पुराना सौदा सै न्यूं-बी । पहल्यां मन्नैं सोच्या अक क्यूं किसै का दिल तोड़ूं - इसे-इसे सौदे पचास बै लिख राखे सैं न्यूं-के-न्यूं -

straight from H. Times (by Vijayshree Pahal – 28 July 2005)

Main to lut jaoonga (by Soma Malik, 9 Oct. 2003)

Advertisement in Newspaper (by R.S. Phougat – 14 Sept. 2003)

AD In New paper (by Sandeep Singh - 17 July 2003)

Lamba Baap (by Alok Prakash – 2 February 2002)


Monica and others - भाई, तुम सब बुरा मत मानियो - humor forum है यह - एक मजाक में दूसरा मजाक तै आ-ए जावै सै ।
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[dndeswal]

:rockBas ghana kimme na likhu....DND Ji....todd tai aap nai karya:D

जरूर लिखो जी, तोड़ की बात तो है ही । मैं इसी इन्तजार में था कि कब सुनीता की 3000 पोस्ट पूरी हों और मैं उसे मुबारकबाद दूं ।


Humor में ही लिख रहा हूं - जाटलैंड की धरती पर पैदा हुए फूलों का एक गुलदस्ता आपको भेंट है ।


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