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[brahmtewatia]

Looks like this thread is going to be the first ever on JL true to its meaning. It will surely achieve its target i.e. venting out all the crap !!

Dr. BPT hits bulls-eye yet again.
Sir, party !! :p

Hahahaha !

sanjeev, if u notice u'll realize tht this thread has been revived (opened again). on a vry emotional note let me confess tht when i started the thread, no one was accepting me on JL... i posted initial 3 posts, but no response frm fellow members.

"actions speak louder than words"... see the difference now. party pakki, on yr encouraging remarks (underlined above)

p.s. : affectionately yrs... brahmit prakashit tewatia :D:D:D

[brahmtewatia]

Dude try to type the spelling by own, dont copy - paste always, it really improves otherwise change the font atleast(cappuccino) ,...

Please delete this post of mine saying .. crap/irrelevant orrrrrrrrrr Bakwasssssssss .. i dont mind ... i have adapted it:D

dude, u r in time pass section, pls feel comfortable. try coffee espresso this time :D

[dkumars]

I got this mail today .. although repetitive but still gud if this is true


Hello friends........
Kindly forward it to as many as people, its veryimportant.This is a real incident that happened in a localhospital in Bangalore ,India . A 4 year old girl was admitted due to legfracture. As it was anopen fracture, she had to undergo an operation tostitch the protrudingbone back in place. Though it was quite a minoroperation, she washooked on to life support system, as a part of theprocess. The doctors hadto input some data prior to the operation to suitdifferentconditions. Thereafter, the operation proceeded. Halfway through the process, thelife support system suddenly went dead.The culprit: - Some one was using his/her hand-phoneoutside the operation theatre. And the frequency hadaffected the system. They tried to track the fellowbut to no avail. The little girl, young and innocentas she was dead soon after."Be compassionate! Do not use your hand phone /mobilesespecially atany hospitals or within the Aircraft or any placeswhere you are toldnot to use it... You might not be caught in the act,but you mighthave killed someone without knowing". Sometimes it's amatter of Life &Death....!!!!Please pass this to as many, since most of us are justnot aware of theseriousness of this issue.Please Don't Delete. Please Send this to all yourcontacts and helpsave a life.A tiny mail can save a life.Last Word: So friends pls...avoidusing your mobile phones in hospitals...sometime its a matter of life & death.

[Anjalis]

main to post ka jawab de raha tha... Ab aapki post ka jawab dunga to aapko address to karunga hi na... Kyun? Kyun ka jawab to meko bhi nahi maalum...sunny deol bhi bechaara bolta reh gaya the ek picture me...kyun kyun kyun?

btw ye "personal intention" ka matlab kya hota hai? Can you please shed some light on this phrasal idiom? I am not so really good in drawing etymological distinctions.


p.s.: Don't really mean to hurt you.

सुमित जी
आप सोते हुए कैसे लिख लेते हैं?

[dkumars]

सुमित जी
आप सोते हुए कैसे लिख लेते हैं?

Kyaa aap hamesha khaddi ho kar likhti hai ?

[Anjalis]

kyaa aap hamesha khaddi ho kar likhti hai ?

मेरा तात्पर्य था की नींद में कैसे लिख लेते हें ?

[anilsinghd]

"actions speak louder than words"... see the difference now.

dheere dheere re mana dheere sab kuch hoye
maali seenchein sau ghada , ritu aye fal hoye

[anilsinghd]

मेरा तात्पर्य था की नींद में कैसे लिख लेते हें ?

hamara bhaavarth yeh hai ki aap khade hokar kaise likh leti hain ?

[Anjalis]

hamara bhaavarth yeh hai ki aap khade hokar kaise likh leti hain ?

आप लोगो को शायद आज मेरी खिचाई करने के सूझी है ?

[anilsinghd]

आप लोगो को शायद आज मेरी खिचाई करने के सूझी है ?

aap to kaafi lambi lag rahi hai aur fir khadi bhi rehti hain ... khinchaai to mujhe jaison ki honi chahiye jo mushkil se 5'8 hain :D

[brahmtewatia]

aap to kaafi lambi lag rahi hai aur fir khadi bhi rehti hain ... khinchaai to mujhe jaison ki honi chahiye jo mushkil se 5'8 hain :D

pls. b specific !!! how much of it is under the ground nd how much is above the ground? :D and how much of it is occupied by yr charan padukaein... pls explain it in terms of law of averages. :D:D:D

[anilsinghd]

pls. b specific !!! how much of it is under the ground nd how much is above the ground? and how much of it is occupied by yr charan padukaein... pls explain it in terms of law of averages.

jameen ke neeche kimai na sai .....

charan paadukaayein ki ausat ( averaged ) height hogi 1/2 inch :D

aur law of averages mein main samjha nahi sakta ... :p


kyunki ....


assume that in time dt , where t = 0 is my birth ( or may be earlier ) :eek: , my height goes up by dh , and you choose your function of whether my height increases linearly in that time dt or by some other complex function , it is a boundary value problem with h =0 at t= 0 and h = 5'71/2 (or khichma 5'8 :D ) at t = now :D

time is running out :D

do it ....


chalo chodo aapko samajh mein nahi aayega :p :D



PS : na aur le lo mathematician se panga :o

[sumitsehrawat]

Neend me likhne ki bimaari ko kya kehte hai ye to humaare Dr. Fisla sahab batayenge... wahi bimaari hai meko :D:D!!

सुमित जी
आप सोते हुए कैसे लिख लेते हैं?

[anilsinghd]

Neend me likhne ki bimaari ko kya kehte hai ye to humaare Dr. Fisla sahab batayenge... wahi bimaari hai meko :D:D!!

ha ha ha ha ha

ar meri ghani mathematical hone ki bimaari ka bhi naam bata do koi saaa :eek::D:p

[annch]

Anil,
bimari toh pata nahin par aap JL ke "Numberdar"toh zaroor hai

ha ha ha ha ha

ar meri ghani mathematical hone ki bimaari ka bhi naam bata do koi saaa :eek::D:p

[anilsinghd]

Anil,
bimari toh pata nahin par aap JL ke "Numberdar"toh zaroor hai

numberdaar :eek:


key ho sai yo ?


jara matbal batao iska :D kimai aacha ho tai hi bataaiyo :D sun lo re saare :D :p

[annch]

matbal mein agar kuch her pher hogi toh.....ibbe itini himmat na se...

numberdaar :eek:


key ho sai yo ?


jara matbal batao iska :D kimai aacha ho tai hi bataaiyo :D sun lo re saare :D :p

[rakeshsehrawat]

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator. ..
- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
- New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat
- Italy
One hand on horn,
one hand greeting,
one ear on cell phone,
one ear listening to loud music,
foot on accelerator,
eyes on female pedestrians,
conversation with someone in the car
- Welcome to India!!

[brahmtewatia]

Lalloo Ka Desktop

[dkumars]

God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
.................................................. ..................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the dog

and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.size=6>
.................................................. ......................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
.................................................. ..................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally God created man...
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused, the 15years that the dog did not want and the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
.................................................. ..............
And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,
marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
That's Life.