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    a haryanvi joke -Jat verses Bhoot

    Ek bari, ek Jat nein samsaanghat mein hal jod diya.
    Bhoot kite bhar ja rhya tha.
    Bhootani Jat na draawan khatir kawn-kawn karan laggi. Par Jat ne koi parwah koni kari.
    Akhir bhootani boli “tu yo ke karah sai”
    Jat bolya “mei ure Bajra bowoonga”
    Bhootani boli “ham kit rahge”
    Jat bolya “manein theka nahin liya”
    Bhootani boli “ tu mhare ghar ka naas mat karai, ham tere ghar mein 100 man bajran bhijwa dyange”
    Jat bolya “thhek sai lekin tadkei poonchana chahiye. Nahin to mein aakin pher hal jod dyunga”
    Sham nei bhoot ghar ayaa to bhootani boli aaj to naas hogya tha.
    Nyoon nyoon bani ar jat 100 man bajre mein masaan manya.
    Bhoot nei bhot gussa ayaa or byolya tannei kyoon otti. Manei ise jat bhot dekhe sain. Manei uska ghar bata. Mein usnei eeb sidha kar dyunga.
    Ar bhoot Jat ke ghar chlya gaya.
    Jat ke ghar mein ek billi heel rhi thi. Wa roj aakein doodh pee jaya kardi.
    Jat nei khidaki mein ek sikanja laga liya or rassi pakad kein baith gya ake aaj billi aawegi or mein usnein pakdunga.
    Bhoot nei sochi tun khidaki mein badke jat nein draa de.
    Who bhitar nei sir karkein, khur-khur karan lagya ar jat nein sochi –billi aagi. Usnein phat rassi khinchi ar bhoot ki naad sikanja mein phas gi ar wo chir-chir karan laagygya.
    Jat bolya re toon kown sai?
    Wo bolyan mein bhoot soon.
    Jat bolya toon ure ke karai sai?
    Bhoot bolya “MAIN TO NYUN PHUCHHAN AAYA THA AKE TOON 100 MAN BAJRE MEIN MAAN JYAGA, AKE POOLI Bi SATHE BHIJWANI SAIN?”

    Theek kahi sai.
    Jat ke age -bhoot bi nachai..!!!!!

    Dr. Partap Singh Sangwan
    Sangwan Hospital
    Uklana Mandi Distt. Hisar, Haryana -125 113
    Ph. 01693-233077, 233677, 235077
    pssangwan@rediffmail.com

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    bahut hi badhiya.....
    ha ha ha.....
    jaat ten to sab e dare sain....
    jaat ke thaath

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    good one..

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    Pure desi..masala..
    pratapji aur lyao ise ise

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    Great.
    Garima

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    Kasuta Chaley Paad.
    'Time Spent Laughing is the Time Spent With God'
    Amar

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    Bhai yo to ghanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa e kasoota hai.

    Jat ke aagai jab Bhagavaan naram pad jya sai to bhoot ki ke bisaat.
    Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

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    good one !
    proud to be a Jat.

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    great one !!!!
    waiting for more

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    Dear Dr Sahaab,
    good one!
    waiting for next
    SANJAY MALIK\nKEEP IN TOUCH!!!!!

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    Good one! isee thaeth Jaatu bahot deena mein sunee!!!
    Attention seekers and attention getters are two different class of people.

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    Bahut Badhiya kissa sunaya aapne...

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