bhai product mera meri marji mai kitte bi geru isnai
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Never say I cant,:D
Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.
Jai dada samadhya wale
na bebe issa na howe hoga to karan aala nai bera pat jagya hahaahhaahaha er usnai bi bera sai
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JIT CHOGRDE MAUJ SE CHHAI
JIT DHARTI BHI SONA LAYI
JIT SUTHRE LOG LUGAI
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Never say I cant,:D
Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.
Jai dada samadhya wale
naaanananana kati nahi
JIT SEELI CHALE PURWAI
JIT CHOGRDE MAUJ SE CHHAI
JIT DHARTI BHI SONA LAYI
JIT SUTHRE LOG LUGAI
WO MERA HARYANA:rock
Never say I cant,:D
Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.
Jai dada samadhya wale
product ussi ka hota hai bhai jiski stamp laagi hoti hai... sayad tume samaj aa gayi hogi mai kahna cahata hu....
JIT SEELI CHALE PURWAI
JIT CHOGRDE MAUJ SE CHHAI
JIT DHARTI BHI SONA LAYI
JIT SUTHRE LOG LUGAI
WO MERA HARYANA:rock
Never say I cant,:D
Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.
Jai dada samadhya wale
A jat wanted Rs. 10,000 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the Rs 10,000.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, India, they decided to send it to Prime Minister.
The Prime Minister was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the jat a Rs 500 bill. Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a jatt.
The jatt was delighted with the Rs 500 and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:
Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, Inoticed that for some reason you had to send it through New Delhi and, as usual, those jerks deducted Rs. 9500...
JIT SEELI CHALE PURWAI
JIT CHOGRDE MAUJ SE CHHAI
JIT DHARTI BHI SONA LAYI
JIT SUTHRE LOG LUGAI
WO MERA HARYANA:rock
Never say I cant,:D
Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.
Jai dada samadhya wale
भाई जाट जुगाड़ी आदमी हो से. किते न किते तै सारी बाता का जुगाड़ कर लिया करे.
एक बै एक जाट और एक बामण का छोरा एक एक ऊंट ले के जंगल में घुमण जा रे.
जाट के छोरे की नकेल टूट गी. ऊंट उसने तंग करण लाग गया.
वो बामण के छोरे तै बोल्या भाई यो शरीर के तागा (जनेऊ ) बांद रहा यो मने दे दे.
यो ऊंट मने दुखी कर रहा से .
बामण का बोलूया- न भाई यो जनेऊ तै हमारा धरम से में ना दू .
वो दुखी सुखी हो के घरा आगे .
आते ही जाट का छोरा आपने बाबु तै बोल्या — बाबु आज जंगल में इस बामण के ने मेरी गल्या
इसा काम करा . एक तागा माँगा था वो भी न दिया . आगे इन तै वयवहार कोन्या राखना.
उसका बाबु बोल्या — अरे इसका बाबु भी इसा ऐ था . तेरी बेबे के ब्याह आले दिन तेरी बेबे बीमार होगी
तै मने बामण ताहि न्यू कही के भाई एक बै तू फेरा के उपर आपनी छोरी नै बिठा दे एक घंटे खातर
घाल तै मैं आपनी ने दूंगा , पर भाई यो बामण मान्या नही /
छोरा बोल्या — फेर के हुआ बाबु
बाबु बोल्या - अरे होना के था फेर एक घंटे खातर तेरी माँ फेरा पे बठानी पड़ी
JIT SEELI CHALE PURWAI
JIT CHOGRDE MAUJ SE CHHAI
JIT DHARTI BHI SONA LAYI
JIT SUTHRE LOG LUGAI
WO MERA HARYANA:rock
Never say I cant,:D
Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.
Jai dada samadhya wale
Jat sahi mai ek jugadi ho hai.
Avesh Jat daki ne is tai uper aala chutkala kasuta jugad ta fit baitha diya :D
'Jugadi --Chutkala', pahli bar suna bhai:p:eek::tamatar.
Avesh Company ta jama dhuma tha rahi hai daki!!
Laga Rah , per ise mai ger diya kar Jugadi-Jat...Maine fer ghane jugad dekhne pade sai tera jugad sambhalan tai :tamatar
"All I am trying to do is bridge the gap between Jats and Rest of World"
As I shall imagine, so shall I become.
are eb to maja aa gaya kya chutkule hai.
kise kise jugad lagane padte hai.
Last edited by tomarrajeev; November 21st, 2008 at 12:48 PM.
Merey bettey kesey - kesey jugaad bana dey hai koi soch bhee nahi sakta.
Bhai aapnee is chutkla co. mein manney tranee raakh lega key, mein bhee seekhna chahun hun yea chutkaley banana.
WORD IMPOSSIBLE SAYS I M POSSIBLE.
Apologising dosent mean that U are wrong & the other is right.....It only means that U value the relationship much more than ur ego.
bhai saab apki barabari koni kar sakta mai After all u have age experience...
JIT SEELI CHALE PURWAI
JIT CHOGRDE MAUJ SE CHHAI
JIT DHARTI BHI SONA LAYI
JIT SUTHRE LOG LUGAI
WO MERA HARYANA:rock
Never say I cant,:D
Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.
Jai dada samadhya wale
रलदू चोर नै चोरी करके बहोत रपिये कमा लिये थे। एक दिन घुग्घू थाणेदार नै उसका चोरी करण का बेरा लाग्या अर वो रलदू पै नजर राखण लाग्या। एक दिन रलदू साइकिल पै एक बोरी धरै जावै था। घुग्घू थाणेदार नै उसती रोक्या अर बोल्या - बोरी खोल। रल्दू बोल्या - जी बोरी खुलवा कै के करोगे इसमैं तो माटी सै। घुग्घू नै फेर भी बोरी खुलवाई तो उसमैं माटी ए लिकड़ी। आगले दिन बी इस तरियां होया, अर उसतै आगले दिन बी। घुग्घू थाणेदार रलदू तै बोल्या अक मैं तन्नै गारंटी द्यूं सूं के तूं चोरी करै सै। तूं नू बता दे अक तूं चोरी के करया करै सै तो मैं तन्नै किम्मे कोनी कहूं। रलदू बोल्या - जी मैं तो साइकिल चोरी करया करुं सूं।:rock
JIT SEELI CHALE PURWAI
JIT CHOGRDE MAUJ SE CHHAI
JIT DHARTI BHI SONA LAYI
JIT SUTHRE LOG LUGAI
WO MERA HARYANA:rock
Never say I cant,:D
Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.
Jai dada samadhya wale
WORD IMPOSSIBLE SAYS I M POSSIBLE.
Apologising dosent mean that U are wrong & the other is right.....It only means that U value the relationship much more than ur ego.
avesh bhai ghana ae kasuta chor tha
:D
or bhai tere kanya te likhe gaye dhage te aur bhi kasut sai nyu ai lagya rahiye
या तै न्यू ऐ लाग्या रहेगा... मानै कोन्या. या ताइन कंपनी भी खोल दी, फेर भी डाकी बाज कोन्या आमता. उसके सिग्नचर ना देख्ये... कती तथाअस्तु !!! :p:D:D
Never say I cant,:D
Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.
Last edited by brahmtewatia; November 22nd, 2008 at 03:16 PM.
! ... be BOLD in what you stand for !
!! ... i've the simplest tastes, i'm always satisfied with the best !!
!!! ... be yourself, everyone else is already taken !!!