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    Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.

    ek bai ek SHO aur constable ek gaam mai rola sulzaan gaye. US gaam ka sarpanch SHO ka dost tha. ShO gaya sarpanch kai gara. sarpanch bola SHo saabke khaoo ge. SHO bola na na rahan de tu apna purana dost sai adde bi khawage. Sarpanch bola NA na SHo saab kame to leoge. Sho bola ek kaam kar garmi gani ho rahi hai daliya banwa dey. sarpanch bola ja rai chore daliya banwa laya. IB constable tai bujan lagya constable bola na na ji rahan do. 2-3 bar bola pachiye constable bola ji gana karo na to ek kaam karo ib ke to mera standard rahga nu jab mera senior daliya khawe sai to ek kaam kar mere katar to ek tasla mai khall bhee laya.
    JIT SEELI CHALE PURWAI
    JIT CHOGRDE MAUJ SE CHHAI
    JIT DHARTI BHI SONA LAYI
    JIT SUTHRE LOG LUGAI
    WO MERA HARYANA:rock


    Never say I cant,:D


    Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.

    Jai dada samadhya wale

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    Sundhu ka byaah

    Ek bai sundhu ka byaah na hove tha . Sundhu bola dosta tai bhai byaah to hota nahi, ek paryog karunga. Dost bole bhai ke paryog karega. Sundhu bola bhai ek Mode bandh ki rail niche katki marunga. Dost bole ustai ke hoga sundhu. Sundhu bola ek rail niche aaki marunga to rail rukegi. to log sochenge ki bhai dullah mara padaya hai bhai
    JIT SEELI CHALE PURWAI
    JIT CHOGRDE MAUJ SE CHHAI
    JIT DHARTI BHI SONA LAYI
    JIT SUTHRE LOG LUGAI
    WO MERA HARYANA:rock


    Never say I cant,:D


    Becoz weak people wait for opportunities but brave people create them.

    Jai dada samadhya wale

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    Avesh,
    ND se
    "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent..."

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    wah wah khall.......h a hah ahahh a
    Its Most Wanted "D" ......Deepak Ohlan

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    Bhaai nD ...kati majaa aa gaya

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    Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been named as #

    Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.


    :rock
    Last edited by Samarkadian; November 5th, 2008 at 09:23 PM.
    "All I am trying to do is bridge the gap between Jats and Rest of World"

    As I shall imagine, so shall I become.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samarkadian View Post
    Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been names as #
    Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd. :rock
    ahahaha... eibb aayega yo chhora kaabu mein :D:D:D @avesh : pls let me know when r u opening yr public issue, i wud like to make sum serious investment in this company :rock:rock:rock

    !!! gud job samar !!!
    ! ... be BOLD in what you stand for !
    !! ... i've the simplest tastes, i'm always satisfied with the best !!
    !!! ... be yourself, everyone else is already taken !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samarkadian View Post
    Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been names as #

    Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.


    :rock
    that's good idea...
    we can have his PJ's here in one thread only..
    If someone has to kill you, he has to beat you first.

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    LOTPOT LOTPOT ..... ghanne dinna me mast hasi aayi hai aaj... too good.... LOTPOT LOTPOT :D:D!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Samarkadian View Post
    Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been named as #
    Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.



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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by Samarkadian View Post
    Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been named as #

    Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.


    :rock

    Your Joke ooooooooops Job is hilarious than the jokes ......... LOL.

    Excellent Job buddy
    Last edited by vijay; November 6th, 2008 at 07:55 AM. Reason: spell mistake
    It's better to be alone than in a bad company.

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    ले भाई अवेश, तेरी छुट्टी - कुछ भी लिख इस धागे में !!

    पर भाई सरपंचो, छोरे का दिल मत तोड़ो, ऐसा न हो कि यह यहां से भाग ही खड़ा हो । एकाध लिखते रहने दो, थोड़ी-बहुत रोक-टोक तो होती ही रहती है ! मैं कभी-कभी लिंक देने की आदत से मजबूर हूँ, माफ करना सब ।
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    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

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    Good Step

    Isa nahi ho sakta baaki ke iske khindaye hoye chutkule bhi ise thread mei jud jya ??tamatar
    Dream is not what you see while sleeping. Dream is that which won't let you sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by rakeshsehrawat View Post
    Isa nahi ho sakta baaki ke iske khindaye hoye chutkule bhi ise thread mei jud jya ??tamatar

    Kyu dhass gya ke ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dkumars View Post
    Kyu dhass gya ke ?
    Kasar bhi na reh rahi sara jatland dhas diya isne
    Dream is not what you see while sleeping. Dream is that which won't let you sleep

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    nu to tham chore kaa hounsla todo ho yaa to galat baat hai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samarkadian View Post
    Avesh, Instead of posting your jokes in different threads everyday.Post your jokes in this particular thread which has been named as #

    Avesh Chutkala Company Pvt Ltd.


    :rock
    Hahahahaha Samar ladke ka talent dabao mat:D:D
    Plant one tree atleast
    and pls save water and electricity

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    uss sundu tai nu bhee keh dey akk uss MOD nai kass kai baandh legaa... jai wo MOD khull kai haath mai reh gyaa tai wey log nu bhee soch sakkey sai akk BHAATII maryaa padaa sai........ killlllllllllllkii :D


    Quote Originally Posted by avesh View Post
    Ek bai sundhu ka byaah na hove tha . Sundhu bola dosta tai bhai byaah to hota nahi, ek paryog karunga. Dost bole bhai ke paryog karega. Sundhu bola bhai ek Mode bandh ki rail niche katki marunga. Dost bole ustai ke hoga sundhu. Sundhu bola ek rail niche aaki marunga to rail rukegi. to log sochenge ki bhai dullah mara padaya hai bhai
    राहुल टोकस
    जय किलकी टौल!!!!!!!! :rock

    JAI KILLKI TAULL!!!!!!!! :rock

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    :Dhahahahaha joke te ibb bana hai yu:D


    Quote Originally Posted by rahultokas View Post
    uss sundu tai nu bhee keh dey akk uss MOD nai kass kai baandh legaa... jai wo MOD khull kai haath mai reh gyaa tai wey log nu bhee soch sakkey sai akk BHAATII maryaa padaa sai........ killlllllllllllkii :D

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    wah bhaisaab kya reply hai :D

    Quote Originally Posted by rahultokas View Post
    uss sundu tai nu bhee keh dey akk uss MOD nai kass kai baandh legaa... jai wo MOD khull kai haath mai reh gyaa tai wey log nu bhee soch sakkey sai akk BHAATII maryaa padaa sai........ killlllllllllllkii :D

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    mods r rqstd to transfer this chutkula to avesh chutkula co. (pvt) limited. :D:D:D
    ! ... be BOLD in what you stand for !
    !! ... i've the simplest tastes, i'm always satisfied with the best !!
    !!! ... be yourself, everyone else is already taken !!!

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