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    Jat Jokes...

    ek baar Harayana Roadways ne ellan kar diya aak bhai koi bhi driver conductor batmizi se nahi bolega courtsey khatir/ aur Please- Thank you-and Welcome jaise word istemaal karo! Aagle din Rohtak Delhi aali bus mei Ramphal conducter tiket katen laag raha tha /aur upar te us bas mei gate bhi ek kaam kare tha / Itne mei sarju nai ka badi attachi leye darwaze mei phas gaya, yo dekhte -e Ramphal ne ruka mara: Please bhitar ne marle!! sarju pasine mei latpat hora, naa bani baat, Itne mei une pher rukka maar diya: aare jakoi bahra se ke, Please bhitar ne marle! Sarju bola: Bhai tamiz te bol le ne! Ramphal ka para gaya high/ Bola: Yaa to sasuri Courtsey ki bhan gad ri se nahi te mei taane ibbe e tamiz dikha deta!!.

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    ek sharabi kati tuul sadak ke kinare khamba pakde khada tha! itne koi bhula bhatka aadmi aayaa uske dhore ar puchya: bhai yaa sadak kit jaa se/ sharabi ne upar tale ,daye-baye dekh ke nue bolya: bhai yaa sadak din mei te aade rese par raat ne bera na kit jaa se!

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    Pure gaam mei ek bechara jaat ka garib, kati ekla bina shaadi kare pada tha/ek din uski kismat phutagi ur bhai uske byah karan ka elan ho gaya gaam mei, Sarpanch ne chori tohi jaat tahi/ eb jaat ne socha uk bina band baza ke maza koni aawe, wo gaya bhaja nathu band aale ke , gaam mei ek tha wobhi/ Jaat ne bujhi uste uk bhai kitne rupaye lega band bazza bazzan ke/ Nathu bolya dekh bhai: jo agar laal rang ki full dress peher ke aawenge te Rs.2000 lunga/ jo agar hare (green) rang ki dress peher ke awange te 1500 de diye/ aar bhai jo sadi dress peher ke aaye te 700 rupiye de diye/ Jaat ke utha cho(gussa), nue bolya ye pakad 200 rupiye aar meri aud te tu chahe kache baniyan mei aa jaiyo!

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    ek be ek science ki teacher balkaan ne padave thi
    jawaan si thi fashion ki todi odd,
    dieting kare thi wa ghani jama patli ho ri thi
    waa, balkaan ne paddan lagi: balko - yaa dharti
    ghumme se aar suraj ke chaaro aur ghume se!!
    tey ek chora jama badmash tha vo bolya:
    ji kime kha liya karo na te nuee ghumti deekhegi!!!

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    EK BAR EK MASTER JI CYCLE PE KATI DOPHARE MAI ROAD PAR TE JAN LAG RA THA. KASUTI GARMI PADE THI .RASTE MAI EK CHORA BHES CHARAAN JA RA THA. TO WO CHOTA MASTER TE RUKA (AWAJ) MAR KAI BOLA KI MASTER JI BIDI DIYO.USNE MASTER NAI BIDI NIKAL KAI DEDI OR BOLA BHAI BIDI TO CHAYE TU 2 PILE PAR NU BATA TANE NU KUKER BERA PATA KAI MAI MASTER SU. WO CHORA NU BOLA JI ISI GARMI MAI ROAD PAI DOPHARE MAI KAI TO GADHA PAYA KARE OR KAI MASTER AE PAYA KARE...........

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    Ek din Lovely ka choraa Arjun romtaa jaa thaa, tey ek tau nei rokk liya:
    Tau bolya: aarhe kis ka sey tu
    Arjun: Ramphal ka
    Tau: Ramphal tei kai sein...kunsse Ramphal ka
    Arjun: woh jo daru peeya karre!!!
    Tau: Daru tey saare e jhonkkein sein..kimme aur batta
    Arjun: Jisske Dholle baal sein!!!
    Tau: Kaiyaan ke sein dholle baal tey
    Arjun: Jiski luggaai bhaaj gi thi!!!
    Tau: achhyaa- theek..aagi dhyaan mei!!
    Arjun: Usske ghar tein teesara ghar sei mharra...Tu ke sochche tha akk merri maa bhajj gi thi.....wa na bhajje...wa merre babu nei-e bhajja de!!!!!

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    EK BAAR SCHOOL MEI MASTERJI NE 5 CLASS KE CHORE PHATE TEY BUJYA: BATAA BHEE PHATE, MAATI KITNE PARKAAR KI HOTE HAI? PHATE BOLYA: MASTERJI MAATI KAI PARKAAR KI HOTI HAI JAISE:- KALI MAATI, DHOLI MAATI, RE-RE MAATI, BIRAAN MAATI!!!!!!!!!!!!

    VIRENDER SINGH RATHEE


    me_rathee@yahoo.co.in



    "Success is never ending. Failure is never final"

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    सुथरी सी लुगाई

    शिवजी ने जब जाट बनाया तो उसे सब कुछ दिया - तेज़ दिमाग़, लंबा चौड़ा शरीर, लेकिन ज़ुबान ना दी, तो पार्वती बोली "प्रभु आपने कितना सुथरा आदमी बनाया है ये जाट. इसे भी ज़ुबान दे दो ताकि यह भी बोल सके"शिवजी ने कहा "ना पार्वती यह बिना ज़ुबान के ही ठीक है लेकिन पार्वती ना मानी शिवजी के पैर पकड़ लिए पार्वती की ज़िद के चलते शिवजी ने जाट को ज़ुबान दे दी.ज़ुबान मिलते ही जाट बोला "रे मोद्दे, यो सुथरी सी लुगाई कित से मारी"
    Laxman Burdak

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    hahahahahahahaha courtesy...... maja aagayaaaa

    Please and welcome.......... rai kade please ar thnku kahe bhi diya to confusion ho jayageeeee... bas main chada bhi ni jayaga..... noo laage ga ke april fool banaan nai bas khadi kar raakhi hai......:rock:rock:D:rock:D
    With Regards,

    Arvind Singhrot
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