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    Never Ever Lie To A Woman‏

    A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
    The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

    He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'
    You'll love the answer,folks......




    The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! ...'




    Never Ever Lie To A Woman...!!!
    Apne to Apne Hote Hain

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    loogaai ki sanse in maamlaat mein ghani kaam keryaa kare.badhiyaa seekh hey bhai.
    :rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
    हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
    अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
    पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
    मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |

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