View Poll Results: What shall be a Jat Joke?

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  • A Jat joke is something like a naughty thought which is written/said by any Jat of Planet

    24 27.27%
  • A Jat joke is one which contains Desi/rural wit

    51 57.95%
  • A Jat Joke is the one which is posted at Jatland forum

    1 1.14%
  • A Jat Joke is one which gets maximum number of views and replies

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  • A Jat joke is one which don't get deleted in first look by moderators.

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Thread: Lets Define What Shall be a Jat Joke.

  1. #1
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    Lets Define What Shall be a Jat Joke.

    It is often seen that members are complaining that their posted jokes are deleted with a reason that it were non-jat joke. There must have been tries in past to define a jat joke but still unconcluded. It is too serious an issue to be joked about because it makes feel a poster is joked(Yawa ).Tons of sympathies for them. This disappointment later can be seen in subsequent posts in the form of Kachod towards moderators about deleting their jokes. To make it a bit easy, lets try to put few guidelines about it. This dichtomy among Jat and Non-Jat jokes is not that easy. It will require all your wits, mind it. It may relax volunteers like Rakesh who are working hard in the direction for purity of Jat Jokes. (Rakess teri nazar badi tej sai bhai , its a compliment). Here are some points which could be considered :-

    1. A Jat joke is something like a naughty thought which is written/said by any Jat of Planet.

    So does it qualify to be a jat joke? Answer may be yes or may be no. Few [ actually many ] posters may get their inspiration smartly and cleverly from super-brain Santa - Banta. Santa-Banta has been adapted from the famous duo of Jat Origin Runda-Khunda. Prior to that there was no duo in the arena of humor. [ Santa-Banta Versus Runda Khunda theory sounded like a joke again? No?]

    2.A Jat joke is one which contains Desi/rural wit?

    For a Jat this wit can be taken as straight forwardness, Bhola-ness and his Hazirjawabi skill. Important content of a Jat Joke is, ironically, a Non-Jat person most of the time, where our Jat would make him feel to chew his own words with his rural/desiwit. This option makes the most of the case. But again other people than jats may have [ notice may have ] this skill to outwit anyone. In that case, posters needed to make it in to desi/rural set up with names like Ramphal, Sundu, Bhateri etc. Otherwise you will be disappointed again and Rakesh will come up with N number of infinite links to depress you further.

    3.A Jat Joke is the one which is posted at Jatland forum.

    Nyah, this option doesn't sound interesting. This is just to increase the number of options, smartly. ( Sounded like a pathetic non-jat joke)

    4.A Jat joke is one which gets maximum number of views and replies

    This could be true for setting an universal guideline and in its nature is alike Democracry. Maximum views, maximum replies = Jat Jokes. But like in democracy many MPs/MLAs win due to majority but they don't deserve to be the one. Many times a non-jat joke is made a true joke by replies and views. Panel of experts Vivek Pannu, Anil Sangwan, Ravinder Jeet, Malikdeepak , Vivek Dhankhar, Akshay Malik , Atish Mohan, DND Sahab will make a non-jat joke look like a Jat Joke with their expert desi comments. So when these experts are not laughing , it could be concluded as non jat joke.(Matbal ye bhai jis joke ki khaal na taare and haanse wo jat joke arr je khaal taare te non-jat joke . However, a Jat Joke with 10 initial posts containing Hahahahaha , Kasut Joke, Khub aandy,, Jee Sa Gaya bhai makes better ground for a jat joke authenticity. Then it deserves a Wiki entry.

    5.A Jat joke is one which Moderators don't delete at first look.

    This is easiest and laziest point.

    Now you all are invited in this important research.
    Last edited by Samarkadian; October 23rd, 2010 at 03:00 PM.
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  3. #2
    jat joke cant be defined by words

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  5. #3
    Samar,
    Almost every two years this discussion to define Jat-Jokes comes up. Please see the links I paste here, two from 2006, another 2008 and now it is 2010 :-)

    Following two from 2006:
    http://www.jatland.com/forums/showth...ighlight=jokes

    http://www.jatland.com/forums/showth...nonjat%20jokes

    and this one from 2008:
    http://www.jatland.com/forums/showth...ight=Jat-jokes

    The reason may be that almost every two years we have a new group of members actively posting jokes here and again this need to tell them what a Jat Joke is and why we adhere to this policy. And things get clear only after a Discussion.

    One of my favourite jat-jokes is one by DND ji .... Khatti(carpenter) ki bahu :
    http://www.jatland.com/forums/showth...ghlight=khaati

    Along with all other points, it specifically has what you say in your 2nd point here... desi/rural wit though a non-jat person is main character.
    But it surely qualifies to be a Jat-Joke :D
    ज़िन्दगी तो अपने ही दम पर जी जाती है... औरों के कन्धों पर तो जनाज़े ही उठा करते हैं - शहीद भगत सिंह

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    bhai jih pe haans ley wo jat chutkalaa,par aadey to kati desi veg.chutkale bhi maadi waar me saaf kar diye jaawein sein,gobar ,choth indecent bataa key.ebb gaam kaa deshi chutkalaa kukar baney.merey 2 din me 2 chutkalyaan kaa kattal ho chukaa s.eeh kaa matalab yo s ak modyaan ke pasand wo jat jok,naa tey unjat jok.
    :rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
    हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
    अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
    पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
    मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |

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  9. #5
    Ravinderjeet ji,
    आप तो डीकड़ा लगा जाओ या पैर रख जाओ, लेकिन सब बिटल़ा करके बिटओड़ा Mods को रखना पड़ता है.
    Humor और भतेरी बातों में है :-)
    ज़िन्दगी तो अपने ही दम पर जी जाती है... औरों के कन्धों पर तो जनाज़े ही उठा करते हैं - शहीद भगत सिंह

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  11. #6
    bhartiji
    sorry pehle distip karne ke liye
    jaisa ki aapne ek member madhviji ke thread ko close karte woqt jo baat likhi use padh kar lagta hain abe mods ka tarika kuch kuch badla hua najar aa raha hain.
    जय भारत

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  13. #7
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    A fine collection of "Jat Jokes" is also available in Wiki Section of Jatland:

    http://www.jatland.com/home/Humorous_Jokes_in_Haryanavi

    This collection has been compiled by choosing selected jokes from Humor Forum itself. Surf it and enjoy Jat Jokes - in original taste, original (Devnagri) script. The definition of "Jat Jokes" will be realised, if not written anywhere ! All of you may yourself add your content therein.

    .
    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

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  15. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by dndeswal View Post
    .


    A fine collection of "Jat Jokes" is also available in Wiki Section of Jatland:

    http://www.jatland.com/home/Humorous_Jokes_in_Haryanavi

    This collection has been compiled by choosing selected jokes from Humor Forum itself. Surf it and enjoy Jat Jokes - in original taste, original (Devnagri) script. The definition of "Jat Jokes" will be realised, if not written anywhere ! All of you may yourself add your content therein.

    .
    Deshwal saab, thats a wonderful collection. Luving it. Dhanyavad.

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  17. #9
    Are jokes also caste specific like 'Jat Jokes'? Is there any universally acceptable definition of Jat Jokes? The question is addressed to all.
    Last edited by bharti; November 26th, 2010 at 12:29 AM. Reason: Off-topic text removed

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  19. #10
    Looking in other way, A Jat joke is one which makes/forces a JAT to laugh?

    It could be a naughty/witty/foolish thought/comment said/written by a Jat in a Desi/Rural way.
    The word "EQUAL" has no meaning in human life

  20. #11
    The joke that tickles and the giggling goes till the navel.Churns out all the toxins from the body




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  22. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by narendersingh View Post
    The joke that tickles and the giggling goes till the navel.Churns out all the toxins from the body
    tanney to bhai saari bio-technology bhar di eeh mey.
    :rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
    हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
    अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
    पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
    मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |

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  24. #13
    Innovation aur technology sey milker ban ja nayee dish--JOKE




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  26. #14
    the joke which contains Desi humor/wit should be termed as jat joke. It means which is directly related and canceted with the nature ,day to day life and culture for which our community is being known.

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  28. #15
    Nice piece of researching...
    We can safely conclude that a Jaat applies his mind atleast once in 2 years....

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  30. #16
    Jat joke ke liye aapko bas kuch hi cheejo ki jaroorat hai

    Uske kirdar ka naam badal kar Runda Khunda Rammehar Randa Dholu Leelu Fanda Bhunda ityadi rakh do wahi jat joke ho jayega
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  32. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by rakeshsehrawat View Post
    Jat joke ke liye aapko bas kuch hi cheejo ki jaroorat hai

    Uske kirdar ka naam badal kar Runda Khunda Rammehar Randa Dholu Leelu Fanda Bhunda ityadi rakh do wahi jat joke ho jayega
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    अअर जाट joke मे जाट का पिटना नहीं चाहीये (unlike sardar jokes).

    Regards,

    Urmila.
    Attention seekers and attention getters are two different class of people.

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  34. #18

    Haryanavi Humour

    Mr. V.P Singh
    Absolutely not, except the one who knows Haryanavi. It is bitter but true. But it is also our duty to preserve our aroma and it lies in its natural form. No doubt that we find ourselves unable to expand our great style of humor. लेकिन दुख की बात इससे ज्यादा ये है कि हमें हमारी आने वाली पीढ़ियों के लिए ही इसे बचाए रखना मुश्किल हो रहा है।
    Thanx.

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    Jat Joke would be the one which contains Desi/rural wit
    JAT...Enuf

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