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    HANUMAAN aur JAATNI!!!!!!!!!!

    Bhai aajkal jaaton ki chorri bhi fashion me kam na se. ye bhi tight jeans-top, boby cutting etc etc. karan lagi. Mandir me bhi yo fashion zari reh se.
    Bhai ek baar Hanuman ji jaato se prehan ho kar Shiv k pass gaye, aur bole:
    HANUMAN:"Bhole nath ab main dharti per in Jaato k bich aur ni reh sakta."
    Bhole Nath: "kyu vats aisa kya kar diya ab Jaato ne??????"
    HANUMAN:" Shuru shuru me log let k matha tekte the aur bolte the JAI BAJRANG BALI!!.
    Fir Ghutne tekne lage. Fir bhi main khush tha."
    Bhole Nath:" bhagat ho to aise, fir isme rone ki k baat se?"
    HANUMAN:" Ab ghor kalug aa gaya bhole nath, aaj mandir me ek jaato ki chori jeans pehan k aur bobycut kara k aayi or boli " Hii HANU What's Up??
    Aise muh kyu fula rakha hai, just chill baby."""":D
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    bhai agar aapki ijjad hai to good imagination...
    Khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqder se pehle
    Khuda bande se ye poche bata teri raza kia hai

  4. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post
    Hii HANU What's Up??
    Aise muh kyu fula rakha hai, just chill baby."""":D
    Nice jokeda!!!
    I was born intelligent, Education ruined me

    Gud Peaple are bed in spalling....

    Thanks and Regrads,
    Naseeb Panghal
    Rohtak,Haryana
    now in Banglore

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    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post
    Bhai aajkal jaaton ki chorri bhi fashion me kam na se. ye bhi tight jeans-top, boby cutting etc etc. karan lagi. Mandir me bhi yo fashion zari reh se.
    Kyo vikas Fashion Jaate kii choriiya khatar tabooo hai kyee??

    Anyways nice joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by rlakra View Post
    Kyo vikas Fashion Jaate kii choriiya khatar tabooo hai kyee??

    Anyways nice joke
    Ravin ji ye to bus joke hai personally mat lo.........hahahhahhahahhahaha
    aajkal realty me bhagwano ka yo haal kar rakha hai..............
    aajkal chorri sirf xams k time ya result declare hone se pehle he mandir jati hain.....baki din to bahar te e hath jod k bol de hain "fir aaungi ebb roti banani se aur bartan dhone se"

    just joking......
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=rinkusheoran;259543]bhai agar aapki ijjad hai to good imagination...

    ijjad r imagination to kise or ki hai,yo to shabashi lena chahve s.....................hahhhah
    चालना राही का, चाहे फेर क्यूं ना हो । बैठना भाइयाँ का, चाहे बैर क्यूं ना हो ।।




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    badhia joke sa'' ha ha ha,,
    k baat hoi jo hat k likh diya to,,,,,joke wohi hai lekin author to dusra hai.. :P
    DeStInY LiE$ iN tHe $tReNgTh oF uR dReAm$...!!
    JAT ----------> JUSTICE AND TRUTH

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    [QUOTE=kuldeeppunia25;259648]
    Quote Originally Posted by rinkusheoran View Post
    bhai agar aapki ijjad hai to good imagination...

    ijjad r imagination to kise or ki hai,yo to shabashi lena chahve s.....................hahhhah
    hahahhahahahahaha Kuldeep bahi unique joke tu likh de, tera k kise ne hath pakad rakha se. aade office me ise e bhajte bhajte JL pe aava han aur kade ek aadha joke likh deva to tere jise bhai kaam ki baat pe to bole koni aur joke ka maza kir-kira karan khater aaja se.
    bhai tane na hassi aayi to kise aur khater chod diya kar...........tera bhala ho bhai..........


    bhai yo joke kitte te aaya tha to likh diya, mane hassi bot aayi, to sochi JL pe bhi kise ne hassa deva............ unique to jab hota je yo joke HANUMAAN ji khud tane aa k suna k jate......:rock
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=vikasJAT;259660]
    Quote Originally Posted by kuldeeppunia25 View Post

    bhai yo joke kitte te aaya tha to likh diya, mane hassi bot aayi, to sochi JL pe bhi kise ne hassa deva............ unique to jab hota je yo joke HANUMAAN ji khud tane aa k suna k jate......:rock
    koi baat na!!! ek aadha kah diya kare!! tu b katti pura hanga la raha hai...
    aaja jotta la le....kyu dhuki ho raha hai!!!
    bidi pe le!!!
    I was born intelligent, Education ruined me

    Gud Peaple are bed in spalling....

    Thanks and Regrads,
    Naseeb Panghal
    Rohtak,Haryana
    now in Banglore

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    [QUOTE=naseebpanghal;259665]
    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post

    koi baat na!!! ek aadha kah diya kare!! tu b katti pura hanga la raha hai...
    aaja jotta la le....kyu dhuki ho raha hai!!!
    bidi pe le!!!
    hahhhahhahahahahaha hanga na lara bhai bus bhai ki baat ka jawab diya se ki unique joke kab hota yo......... chod is baat ne.....
    chal aaj ek-ek 502 ki bidi laga le.................

    bhai is 502 ki bidi pe bhi ek baat yaad aayi.......

    mere padose me ek kafi bugarg aadmi se........ aur bot ghani bidi piya kare... bujhan e na diya kare.
    ek din ek chamar ne nayi nayi dukan kholi thi.
    vo tau bhi chala gaya pehla garahak ban k uski bohni karan khater.
    tau bola : are ek 502 ka bandal diye."
    chamar ne de diya.
    tau fir bola "isme puri 502 bidi se ya pehle din e dhokha kare se?"
    chamar bola "chaudhary sahab jitni hoya kare utni e se."
    tau bola "502 to koni lagti isme, aur je 502 bidi na aati to likh kyu rakha se?"
    chamar ne mushkil hogoi bhai tau samjhana.........katti ron ne hora chamar.
    maze leyi pache tau bola"koi na tane aadhi bidi pee li to , vaise bhi bidi aur chai to gaam chajli hoya kare."

    us din pache vo chamar tau ne dekh vo hase...........

    yo koi joke tha koni, bus ya baat ghatti thi to bata di..........
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=vikasJAT;259671]
    Quote Originally Posted by naseebpanghal View Post

    hahhhahhahahahahaha hanga na lara bhai bus bhai ki baat ka jawab diya se ki unique joke kab hota yo......... chod is baat ne.....
    chal aaj ek-ek 502 ki bidi laga le.................

    bhai is 502 ki bidi pe bhi ek baat yaad aayi.......

    mere padose me ek kafi bugarg aadmi se........ aur bot ghani bidi piya kare... bujhan e na diya kare.
    ek din ek chamar ne nayi nayi dukan kholi thi.
    vo tau bhi chala gaya pehla garahak ban k uski bohni karan khater.
    tau bola : are ek 502 ka bandal diye."
    chamar ne de diya.
    tau fir bola "isme puri 502 bidi se ya pehle din e dhokha kare se?"
    chamar bola "chaudhary sahab jitni hoya kare utni e se."
    tau bola "502 to koni lagti isme, aur je 502 bidi na aati to likh kyu rakha se?"
    chamar ne mushkil hogoi bhai tau samjhana.........katti ron ne hora chamar.
    maze leyi pache tau bola"koi na tane aadhi bidi pee li to , vaise bhi bidi aur chai to gaam chajli hoya kare."

    us din pache vo chamar tau ne dekh vo hase...........

    yo koi joke tha koni, bus ya baat ghatti thi to bata di..........

    TAU BHI jl KAA MEMBER RAHYAA HOGAA ,JABBEY TO TAANG KHEENCHAN ME MAAHIR THAA.
    :rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
    हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
    अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
    पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
    मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |

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    [QUOTE=vikasJAT;259671]
    Quote Originally Posted by naseebpanghal View Post

    maze leyi pache tau bola"koi na tane aadhi bidi pee li to , vaise bhi bidi aur chai to gaam chajli hoya kare."

    us din pache vo chamar tau ne dekh vo hase...........

    yo koi joke tha koni, bus ya baat ghatti thi to bata di..........
    bhai tau b jamma e andy tha....budde hoye pacche bechara ka time pass karan ka yohi tarika hoya kare...
    I was born intelligent, Education ruined me

    Gud Peaple are bed in spalling....

    Thanks and Regrads,
    Naseeb Panghal
    Rohtak,Haryana
    now in Banglore

  14. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post
    chal aaj ek-ek 502 ki bidi laga le.................
    भाई छोरे, तू बीड़ी पीणिया बालक तो कोनी लागदा...

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    Quote Originally Posted by upendersingh View Post
    भाई छोरे, तू बीड़ी पीणिया बालक तो कोनी लागदा...
    hahhahahahaha Upender bhai sahi pechana main Bidi to piya karta kade......... Naseeb bhai ne kahi to sochi sath baith jau time pass hojaga........
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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