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    India-Pakistani

    India-Pakistani.

    A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

    Indians say: Keep the egg.

    Jai Hind !!!
    :rock Who CARESSSSSS :rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by nkumars83 View Post
    India-Pakistani.

    A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

    Indians say: Keep the egg.

    Jai Hind !!!
    badhiyaa s bhaai ,aaj ke din ke hisaab tein
    :rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
    हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
    अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
    पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
    मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |

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    hahahaha,,,eb aande ki k jarurat sa'...or batheri murgi sain ..!!
    DeStInY LiE$ iN tHe $tReNgTh oF uR dReAm$...!!
    JAT ----------> JUSTICE AND TRUTH

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    सही टेम पै गेरा / भोत बढ़िया .....हाहाहाहा
    लगे रहो , लगे रहो , लगे रहो ......... लगन से l

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    Quote Originally Posted by nkumars83 View Post
    India-Pakistani.

    A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

    Indians say: Keep the egg.

    Jai Hind !!!

    HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA kasuta chutkala bhai............laga reh
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    is pe ek joke mane bhi yaad aagya......

    ek be ek chora bola ek chorri te ki "tane main bina hath laye kiss kar saku hoon."
    chorri boli "katti ni kar sakta."
    chorra bola" lagi 100 ki shart, je kar di to tu kuch mat diye aur je hath laga k kari to tane 100 rupee dunga."
    chorri boli "thek se pakki baat."
    chorre ne bhai dono hath te pakad k jad di kasuti kiss.
    chorri boli " main jeetgi.. main jeetgi........."
    chorre ne fatt de si 100 ka note us te de diya bola ja razi reh, tu b k yaad rakhegi ki ek mast jaat chorri razi karan khater shart har gya..........
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post
    is pe ek joke mane bhi yaad aagya......

    ek be ek chora bola ek chorri te ki "tane main bina hath laye kiss kar saku hoon."
    chorri boli "katti ni kar sakta."
    chorra bola" lagi 100 ki shart, je kar di to tu kuch mat diye aur je hath laga k kari to tane 100 rupee dunga."
    chorri boli "thek se pakki baat."
    chorre ne bhai dono hath te pakad k jad di kasuti kiss.
    chorri boli " main jeetgi.. main jeetgi........."
    chorre ne fatt de si 100 ka note us te de diya bola ja razi reh, tu b k yaad rakhegi ki ek mast jaat chorri razi karan khater shart har gya..........
    hahahahaha
    bahut badhiya....thathi jat tha vo..
    "Some people keep trying to be cool, smart, attractive and passionate in their whole life, But some are born JATS."

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    Kassot say bhai maar diya morcha.....ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..Merey bettey in cheejan mein to aagey hai hee....
    Quote Originally Posted by nkumars83 View Post
    India-Pakistani.

    A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

    Indians say: Keep the egg.

    Jai Hind !!!
    WORD IMPOSSIBLE SAYS I M POSSIBLE.

    Apologising dosent mean that U are wrong & the other is right.....It only means that U value the relationship much more than ur ego.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post
    is pe ek joke mane bhi yaad aagya......

    ek be ek chora bola ek chorri te ki "tane main bina hath laye kiss kar saku hoon."
    chorri boli "katti ni kar sakta."
    chorra bola" lagi 100 ki shart, je kar di to tu kuch mat diye aur je hath laga k kari to tane 100 rupee dunga."
    chorri boli "thek se pakki baat."
    chorre ne bhai dono hath te pakad k jad di kasuti kiss.
    chorri boli " main jeetgi.. main jeetgi........."
    chorre ne fatt de si 100 ka note us te de diya bola ja razi reh, tu b k yaad rakhegi ki ek mast jaat chorri razi karan khater shart har gya..........
    hahahahahahhahaha re tanne to bhai ghanaaa e ND soda ger diyaaaaaa................
    चालबो गैला को चाहे फेर इ हो.
    छाया मौक़ा की चाहे कैर इ हो.
    धीनो भेंस को चाहे सेर इ हो.
    अ'र बेठ्बो भायाँ को चाहे बैर इ हो.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sitaram View Post
    hahahahahahhahaha re tanne to bhai ghanaaa e ND soda ger diyaaaaaa................
    bhai sitaram main kai dina te sochu tha ki yo chep du, per mane sochi kade aade lath bajya jukar kuch threads pe baje se...........
    per ebb laga ki main bhi behti ganga me hath dho lu.........hahahahhahahha
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post
    bhai sitaram main kai dina te sochu tha ki yo chep du, per mane sochi kade aade lath bajya jukar kuch threads pe baje se...........
    per ebb laga ki main bhi behti ganga me hath dho lu.........hahahahhahahha
    तन्ने हाथ ना धोये , तू ते नहा लिया |
    :rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
    हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
    अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
    पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
    मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravinderjeet View Post
    तन्ने हाथ ना धोये |
    iske "2 matlab" ho sake se bhaisaab!

    mada khol ke likhya karo.. asaani hovegi samjhn me :rock
    A350Xwb - Shaping Efficiency!

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    Quote Originally Posted by malikdeepak1 View Post
    iske "2 matlab" ho sake se bhaisaab!

    mada khol ke likhya karo.. asaani hovegi samjhn me :rock
    hahhahahhahahaha ghani na khola kare deepak aade...na to JL pe khap panchayat k member aajage doga le ki....hahhahhahahhaa
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

  16. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post
    is pe ek joke mane bhi yaad aagya......

    ek be ek chora bola ek chorri te ki "tane main bina hath laye kiss kar saku hoon."
    chorri boli "katti ni kar sakta."
    chorra bola" lagi 100 ki shart, je kar di to tu kuch mat diye aur je hath laga k kari to tane 100 rupee dunga."
    chorri boli "thek se pakki baat."
    chorre ne bhai dono hath te pakad k jad di kasuti kiss.
    chorri boli " main jeetgi.. main jeetgi........."
    chorre ne fatt de si 100 ka note us te de diya bola ja razi reh, tu b k yaad rakhegi ki ek mast jaat chorri razi karan khater shart har gya..........

    Kashut....kati razi kar di chhori to ..!!
    DeStInY LiE$ iN tHe $tReNgTh oF uR dReAm$...!!
    JAT ----------> JUSTICE AND TRUTH

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravinderpannu View Post
    Kashut....kati razi kar di chhori to ..!!
    hahhahahahahahaha Ravinder bhai JAAT to isa e rog katta kare.........
    Hum Jaat auro ki khushi k liye kuch bhi kar sakte hain, kisi chorri ne dukhi na dekh sakte, khaskar ise ise kaam........social work.....:rock
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    Bhai yo reply mane chep to diya per thodi war me vo JL k social worker aan aale se lath le k aur sath me vo lugaii bhi....
    bolengi Vikas tane yo kyu likha, ye baat ghar k kewad pache hoya kare....etc etc
    hahhahahhahahhahahha
    JL pe vo kissa repeat hoye bot din hoge bhai........ dekha humara ye priyaas kitna sarthak sidh hota hai
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    ooo joo add aaya kare TV main Sanjay Dutt & Saurabh Shukla wala ...Goa Gutka wala ...ooo ger diya bhai tanne too
    I'M NOT IN COMPETITION WITH ANYBODY BUT with MYSELF ONLY....:rolleyes:

    if you cant climb on the top of mountain, you cant see the whole view!!!

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    tera paryaas pura rang laawega vikas ..............kaalli na maane aatte e honge sab tu tayar rah bus:rock:rock
    Don't show me Attitude .............I got more than You............

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    aan do moddiaan ne... modiyaan di bahen di...................kiss...... ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malikpriya View Post
    tera paryaas pura rang laawega vikas ..............kaalli na maane aatte e honge sab tu tayar rah bus:rock:rock
    Priya main to aaj katti tyar baitha hoon..........wait karu hoon kab vo samaj sudharak aavenge......hahhahahahahhahahha
    je yo priyaas na rang laya to ek aur kasuta joke se India-Pakistan pe.........vo likhi pache to katti chala patt jaga........hahhahhahhahhahha
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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